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|#_of_episodes = 5 |
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|preceded_by = [[Universe's Edge Hardcore (Toni)|Universe's Edge]] |
|preceded_by = [[Universe's Edge Hardcore (Toni)|Universe's Edge]] |
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|followed_by = |
|followed_by = Gauntlet |
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|playlist = [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9M4-HE3W_AxNliFmaIY0UBQ84_9tIY3I Playlist] |
|playlist = [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9M4-HE3W_AxNliFmaIY0UBQ84_9tIY3I Playlist] |
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|Toni |
|Toni |
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|While resupplying, |
|While resupplying, they were swarmed by '''Glyphid Grunts'''. |
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|"Keep resupplying... Ah..." |
|"Keep resupplying... Ah..." |
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|Toni |
|Toni |
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|Pathfinder |
|Pathfinder |
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|While bleeding out after being shot by ''SoSweatyIJ'', |
|While bleeding out after being shot by ''SoSweatyIJ'', they were killed by '''SilverKing64's Defensive Bombardment'''. |
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|"This dude's like firing like a million rockets down at- What is happening?" |
|"This dude's like firing like a million rockets down at- What is happening?" |
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|''Matt'' |
|''Matt'' |
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|Wraith |
|Wraith |
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|Just after he exited the portal to try and recover |
|Just after he exited the portal to try and recover Toni, he was shot down by '''duck''' and then killed by their '''Finisher'''. |
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|"That did not work even a little bit! Oh my gosh, he's mori'ing me! No no no... ''*laughter*''" |
|"That did not work even a little bit! Oh my gosh, he's mori'ing me! No no no... ''*laughter*''" |
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|Toni |
|Toni |
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|''Caught on objects in the hallway'' while running away from '''Bucket''', who was able to catch up to and kill |
|''Caught on objects in the hallway'' while running away from '''Bucket''', who was able to catch up to and kill Toni. |
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|"AaAaAcK!" |
|"AaAaAcK!" |
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|Toni |
|Toni |
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|Chased through a dilapidated building by '''Snou''', who killed |
|Chased through a dilapidated building by '''Snou''', who killed them when they got ''caught on a tree''. |
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|"Ow, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm so dead. NAAAAAAW!" |
|"Ow, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm so dead. NAAAAAAW!" |
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|*Thoomas |
|*Thoomas |
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|Toni led him to a locker where he kept dancing the entire round and '''survived'''. |
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|N/A |
|N/A |
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|Toni |
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|Chased through the room by Scruffy, then tried to hide behind him while he was blinded and stunned from his camera. Too bad |
|Chased through the room by Scruffy, then tried to hide behind him while he was blinded and stunned from his camera. Too bad Toni forgot '''Scruffy''' wasn't in first-person view. |
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|"Oh! ''*laughter*''" |
|"Oh! ''*laughter*''" |
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|Ten |
|Ten |
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|Teamed up with Bucket, Snou and Omegers to lure |
|Teamed up with Bucket, Snou and Omegers to lure Toni to a room filled with bear traps. '''Toni''' managed to jump over one of them and kill Ten while he was trying to escape the room. |
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|"COME ON, THIS WAY, COME ON, THIS WAY, COME ON, THIS WAY! NOOOO!" |
|"COME ON, THIS WAY, COME ON, THIS WAY, COME ON, THIS WAY! NOOOO!" |
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|Thoomas |
|Thoomas |
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|Tried to hide from '''Toni''' in a corner but stupidly didn't realize |
|Tried to hide from '''Toni''' in a corner but stupidly didn't realize they could just look behind him. |
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|"No! You don't see me, fuck you! No! BlEgHhH!" |
|"No! You don't see me, fuck you! No! BlEgHhH!" |
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|Bucket |
|Bucket |
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|After '''Snou''' found |
|After '''Snou''' found Toni, Bucket and Ten hiding in a corner, Bucket ran right into him. |
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|"AHHH!" |
|"AHHH!" |
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|Toni |
|Toni |
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|Played nice and let '''Snou''' murder |
|Played nice and let '''Snou''' murder them after he lost them. |
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|"Just end my life. End my miserable existence." |
|"Just end my life. End my miserable existence." |
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===Team Fortress 2 (VS Saxton Hale)=== |
===Team Fortress 2 (VS Saxton Hale)=== |
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In the fifth and final episode, Toni, [[ |
In the fifth and final episode, Toni, [[Cassady]], [[Eevee|Nate]], [[Robert (BRBeverage)|Robert]], [[Yives]], [[Calvin (THP)|Calvin]], [[OverPowered64|Ian]], [[Melody]] and [[Aqua|Noah]] cooperate to try and kill the boss. |
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{| class="article-table" |
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|2/8 |
|2/8 |
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|Spy |
|Spy |
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|Right Jeff Here |
|Right Jeff Here |
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|1/8 |
|1/8 |
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|Child |
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|Engineer |
|Engineer |
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|mountain dew |
|mountain dew |
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|Calvin |
|Calvin |
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|Punched in the face by '''Toni''' while shooting at |
|Punched in the face by '''Toni''' while shooting at them. |
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|"Come here, Toniiiii..." |
|"Come here, Toniiiii..." |
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|Tried to jump out of '''Toni'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s way but got punched anyway. |
|Tried to jump out of '''Toni'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s way but got punched anyway. |
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|"Nope. Nope." |
|"Nope. Nope." |
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|"You wanna get a beer sometime today? NO!" |
|"You wanna get a beer sometime today? NO!" |
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|Cassady |
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|Punched by '''Toni''' after backstabbing |
|Punched by '''Toni''' after backstabbing them. |
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|"Hehehehe... I got a shank, bitch." |
|"Hehehehe... I got a shank, bitch." |
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|Ian |
|Ian |
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|Punched by '''Toni''' after |
|Punched by '''Toni''' after they jumped up to the same level as him in the tower. |
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|"NO! NO! NO! RUN, NATE! RUN!" |
|"NO! NO! NO! RUN, NATE! RUN!" |
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|Nate |
|Nate |
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|Killed by '''Toni''' immediately after |
|Killed by '''Toni''' immediately after they took out Ian. |
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|"''*laughter*''" |
|"''*laughter*''" |
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|Melody |
|Melody |
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|Brutally murdered by '''Toni''' while |
|Brutally murdered by '''Toni''' while they were giving her a lecture about the 13%. |
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|"NO!" |
|"NO!" |
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|"See, look? You can't fucking kill me, man." |
|"See, look? You can't fucking kill me, man." |
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|Yives |
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|''Rock Paper Scissors'' Time! |
|''Rock Paper Scissors'' Time! Yives threw Paper. '''Nate''' threw Scissors. Goodbye Yives. |
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|"OOOAAAH! OAH! ''*laughter*'' NO! Oh wait, I get an ad!" |
|"OOOAAAH! OAH! ''*laughter*'' NO! Oh wait, I get an ad!" |
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|"Oh no." |
|"Oh no." |
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|Cassady |
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|Stabbed by '''Nate'''. |
|Stabbed by '''Nate'''. |
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|"Oh, let's go." |
|"Oh, let's go." |
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!Last Words |
!Last Words |
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|Yives |
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|Chased into the pool by '''Ian'''. |
|Chased into the pool by '''Ian'''. |
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|"YAHOO! Watch this, 360! Get no-scoped!" |
|"YAHOO! Watch this, 360! Get no-scoped!" |
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|"How did I miss that? Wha-" |
|"How did I miss that? Wha-" |
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|Found and killed by '''Ian'''. |
|Found and killed by '''Ian'''. |
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|"Knife fight, bitch!" |
|"Knife fight, bitch!" |
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|Calvin |
|Calvin |
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|Killed by '''Melody''' while doing a little trolling with Nate, |
|Killed by '''Melody''' while doing a little trolling with Nate, Yives and Ian. |
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|"..." |
|"..." |
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|Nate |
|Nate |
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|Killed by '''Melody''' while doing a little trolling with |
|Killed by '''Melody''' while doing a little trolling with Yives, Calvin and Ian. |
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|"Noooo..." |
|"Noooo..." |
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|Yives |
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|Killed by '''Melody''' while doing a little trolling with Nate, Calvin and Ian. |
|Killed by '''Melody''' while doing a little trolling with Nate, Calvin and Ian. |
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|"Oh, is that him?! Is that him?! ''*unintelligible*''" |
|"Oh, is that him?! Is that him?! ''*unintelligible*''" |
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|Ian |
|Ian |
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|Killed by '''Melody''' while doing a little trolling with Nate, |
|Killed by '''Melody''' while doing a little trolling with Nate, Yives and Calvin. |
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|"No no no, no no no, no no no!" |
|"No no no, no no no, no no no!" |
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|Toni |
|Toni |
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|Wanted to go for a ride with '''Melody'''. She responded by brutally slaughtering |
|Wanted to go for a ride with '''Melody'''. She responded by brutally slaughtering them. |
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|"What?!" |
|"What?!" |
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|Knife fight in the pool! '''Melody''' won. |
|Knife fight in the pool! '''Melody''' won. |
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|"All my CS:GO gameplay has really gotten me ready for this knife fight." |
|"All my CS:GO gameplay has really gotten me ready for this knife fight." |
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|Ian |
|Ian |
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|His hangout with Nate and |
|His hangout with Nate and Yiveswas interrupted by '''Robert'''. |
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|"No! You've doomed us! No!" |
|"No! You've doomed us! No!" |
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|"Aw, you guys forgot me." |
|"Aw, you guys forgot me." |
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|After Nate and Ian died to ''Robert'', |
|After Nate and Ian died to ''Robert'', Yives ran into the '''void''' to make his escape, but he was at too low health to survive the fall. |
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|"I gotta get out! I gotta get out! Haha, here we go!" |
|"I gotta get out! I gotta get out! Haha, here we go!" |
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|"Oh, I died! ''*chuckle*''" |
|"Oh, I died! ''*chuckle*''" |
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|'''Walked off the map''' while trying to pick a disguise. |
|'''Walked off the map''' while trying to pick a disguise. |
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|"I walked off. I think is a better- Better option." |
|"I walked off. I think is a better- Better option." |
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|*Robert |
|*Robert |
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|After |
|After Cassady walked off, there was nobody left to kill. '''Epic W'''. |
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|N/A |
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====Round 6==== |
====Round 6==== |
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'''Boss:''' |
'''Boss:''' Yives ''(as Saxton Hale)'' |
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'''Result:''' Boss Wins |
'''Result:''' Boss Wins |
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|''Toni'' |
|''Toni'' |
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|Jumped at ''' |
|Jumped at '''Yives''', who effortlessly ended their life. |
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|"..." |
|"..." |
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|''Cassady'' |
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|Hurt ''' |
|Hurt '''Yives'''<nowiki>'</nowiki> feelings and met his wrath. |
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|"Yeah! Fight me, bitch!" |
|"Yeah! Fight me, bitch!" |
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|''Robert'' |
|''Robert'' |
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|Hid in a room and ''' |
|Hid in a room and '''Yives''' found him. |
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|"''*mumbling*'' Ah, dammit..." |
|"''*mumbling*'' Ah, dammit..." |
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|''Ian'' |
|''Ian'' |
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|Dropped down from the radio tower and was surprise attacked by ''' |
|Dropped down from the radio tower and was surprise attacked by '''Yives'''. |
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|"No!" |
|"No!" |
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|Ian |
|Ian |
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|Shortly after being revived by Nate, he was killed again by ''' |
|Shortly after being revived by Nate, he was killed again by '''Yives''' in the pool. |
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|"Run, no no no! Run without me, go! Run without me!" |
|"Run, no no no! Run without me, go! Run without me!" |
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|''Melody'' |
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|Killed by ''' |
|Killed by '''Yives''' while having a drink in a desolate corner. |
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|"Ow! I was just trying to drink!" |
|"Ow! I was just trying to drink!" |
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|"AAAAAH!" |
|"AAAAAH!" |
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|Got low from ''walking off the map'' and was punched in the back by ''' |
|Got low from ''walking off the map'' and was punched in the back by '''Yives'''. |
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|"I just walked off." |
|"I just walked off." |
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|Robert |
|Robert |
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|Tried to swing at ''' |
|Tried to swing at '''Yives''' but missed and got murdered. |
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|"Ow." |
|"Ow." |
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|Melody |
|Melody |
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|Got killed by ''' |
|Got killed by '''Yives''' immediately after Nate revived her. |
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|"I'm back, let's go! NOOOO!" |
|"I'm back, let's go! NOOOO!" |
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|Nate |
|Nate |
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|Despite Nate's attempts at reasoning with the blood-thristy ''' |
|Despite Nate's attempts at reasoning with the blood-thristy '''Yives''', he was jumped and killed. |
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|"Child, please, let's play some Rock Paper Scissors. Some Rock Paper Scissors." |
|"Child, please, let's play some Rock Paper Scissors. Some Rock Paper Scissors." |
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|*Yives |
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|Ended Nate's funny business and '''won'''. |
|Ended Nate's funny business and '''won'''. |
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|N/A |
|N/A |
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!Last Words |
!Last Words |
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|Ran face-first into a '''train''' like a dumbass. |
|Ran face-first into a '''train''' like a dumbass. |
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|"Oh- ch-pffff..." |
|"Oh- ch-pffff..." |
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|''Toni'' |
|''Toni'' |
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|'''Calvin''' leaped into the air and landed on |
|'''Calvin''' leaped into the air and landed on their face. |
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|"AAAAH!" |
|"AAAAH!" |
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|Toni |
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|Startled by '''Calvin''' and let out the manliest scream we've ever heard from |
|Startled by '''Calvin''' and let out the manliest scream we've ever heard from them. |
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|"OH!" |
|"OH!" |
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|"..." |
|"..." |
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|''Cassady'' |
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|Knife-fought '''Calvin''' and lost. |
|Knife-fought '''Calvin''' and lost. |
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|"''*laughter*''" |
|"''*laughter*''" |
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|After |
|After Cassady was revived by Nate, '''Calvin''' immediately undid that. |
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|"There we go." |
|"There we go." |
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====Round 8==== |
====Round 8==== |
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'''Boss:''' |
'''Boss:''' Cassady ''(as Horseless Headless Horsemann Jr.)'' |
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'''Result:''' Mercs Win |
'''Result:''' Mercs Win |
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!Last Words |
!Last Words |
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|As |
|As she was giving her best Charles Manson impression, ''the entire group'' just ganged up on her with no resistance. When Cassady's speech was over and those chumps still hadn't killed her, she just... '''left'''. That's it. That's the round. |
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|"[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qxa91EwFco He come to me with money in his hand! He offered me, I didn't ask him, I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that! When I got out, I was in that. I was already through that, I had that, I had the studio, I went to the studio! I went to Vox Studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said: 'This is a bigger jail than I just got out of.' I don't want to take my time going to work, I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls! What the hell I wanna go off into – and go to work for? Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world! I'm the king, man, I run the underworld, guy! I decide whose does what, and where they do it at! What am I, gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for somebody else's money? I make the money, man, I roll the nickels, the game is mine! I deal the cards! ''*instrumental break*'']" |
|"[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qxa91EwFco He come to me with money in his hand! He offered me, I didn't ask him, I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that! When I got out, I was in that. I was already through that, I had that, I had the studio, I went to the studio! I went to Vox Studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said: 'This is a bigger jail than I just got out of.' I don't want to take my time going to work, I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls! What the hell I wanna go off into – and go to work for? Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world! I'm the king, man, I run the underworld, guy! I decide whose does what, and where they do it at! What am I, gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for somebody else's money? I make the money, man, I roll the nickels, the game is mine! I deal the cards! ''*instrumental break*'']" |
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|I mean it, that's it. |
|I mean it, that's it. Yives also '''survived'''. |
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<nowiki>*</nowiki> means they survived the round and didn't die. |
<nowiki>*</nowiki> means they survived the round and didn't die. |
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A name in ''italics'' |
A name in ''italics'' means they were revived by Nate after being killed. |
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[[Category:Multi-Round]] |
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Latest revision as of 11:15, 11 August 2023
ToniArcade F2P is the third season of ToniArcade, hosted and edited by Toni. The season takes place in a fictional free-to-play mobile gaming app, with the 'player' unlocking cast members as the season goes on and selecting them for the various games that are played throughout the season.
Episodes[edit | edit source]
# | Episode Name | Game | Release Date | Link |
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T | special announcement for the series | N/A | Aug 3, 2021 | [T] |
1 | Getting Off the Battle Bus | Fortnite (Battle Royale) | Aug 4, 2021 | [1] |
2 | Homecoming | Deep Rock Galactic | Aug 6, 2021 | [2] |
3 | Entering the Nether | Apex Legends | Aug 8, 2021 | [3] |
4 | El Diablo | Roblox (Survive the Night) | Aug 10, 2021 | [4] |
5 | Eminem Freestyle | Team Fortress 2 (VS Saxton Hale) | Aug 12, 2021 | [5] |
Games[edit | edit source]
Fortnite (Battle Royale)[edit | edit source]
In episode 1, Toni, Otto, Luke and Evan participate in three rounds of Battle Royale in Fortnite to get the Victory Royale.
Name | Username | Rounds Survived |
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Toni | toniotoniotoniot | 3/3 |
Otto | Ottoshadow | 3/3 |
Luke | lukeski4 | 3/3 |
Evan | IAmTheOneAndOnl | 3/3 |
Round 1[edit | edit source]
Starting Location: The Spire
Result: Success
Name | Character | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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*Toni | Carlos | Survived and got the Victory Royale. | N/A |
*Otto | Jonesy | Survived and got the Victory Royale. | N/A |
*Luke | Zoey | Survived and got the Victory Royale. | N/A |
*Evan | Rio | Survived and got the Victory Royale. | N/A |
Round 2[edit | edit source]
Starting Location: Lazy Lake
Result: Success
Name | Character | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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*Toni | Mansu | Survived and got the Victory Royale. | N/A |
*Otto | Jonesy | Survived and got the Victory Royale. | N/A |
*Luke | Zoey | Survived and got the Victory Royale. | N/A |
*Evan | Mansu | Survived and got the Victory Royale. | N/A |
Round 3[edit | edit source]
Starting Location: Sweaty Sands
Result: Success
Name | Character | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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*Toni | Banshee | Survived and got the Victory Royale. | N/A |
*Otto | Carlos | Survived and got the Victory Royale. | N/A |
*Luke | Zoey | Survived and got the Victory Royale. | N/A |
*Evan | Carlos | Survived and got the Victory Royale. | N/A |
* means they survived the round and didn't die.
Deep Rock Galactic[edit | edit source]
In episode 2, Toni, Zakk, Rookie and Bryan delve into the caves in Deep Rock Galactic with their Drilldozer to retrieve an Ommoran Heartstone and escape with their lives.
Name | Dwarf | Username | Rounds Survived |
---|---|---|---|
Toni | Driller | Sex Man | 0/2 |
Zakk | Gunner | Welt | 0/2 |
Rookie | Engineer | Rookie | 0/2 |
Bryan | Scout | Bryboner | 1/2 |
Round 1[edit | edit source]
Result: Failure
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Rookie | While repairing the Drilldozer, he was hit by a Flying Rock and killed instantly. | "Ah, I can't-" |
Zakk | Also hit by a Flying Rock. | "Don't worry, I put a shield on Doretta. Oh!" |
Toni | While resupplying, they were swarmed by Glyphid Grunts. | "Keep resupplying... Ah..." |
Bryan | With the destruction of the Drilldozer, the mission ended in failure. | "I didn't even... *laughter* Wow..." |
Round 2[edit | edit source]
Result: Success
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Toni | Swarmed by Glyphid Grunts. | "Shit, I- I am buried. Oh, god." |
Zakk | Lost connection. | "*sigh* You've got to be kidding me." |
Rookie | Gave his life to repair the Drilldozer, eventually succumbing to enemies in the swarm. | "Aaagh!" |
*Bryan | Successfully secured the Ommoran Heartstone and survived the mission. | N/A |
* means they survived the round and didn't die.
Apex Legends[edit | edit source]
In episode 3, Toni is accompanied by Matt and Jack in Apex Legends to try and win the Apex Games.
Name | Username | Rounds Survived |
---|---|---|
Toni | Sex Man | 0/4 |
Matt | funky | 0/4 |
Jack | Jack Xiao Long | 0/4 |
Round 1[edit | edit source]
Result: Instant Failure
Name | Legend | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Matt | Wraith | Crashed into a wall while descending to the map. | "It's actually an easter egg if you go under the map. See, we'll land on this little si- Oh." |
Toni | Gibraltar | Crashed into a wall while descending to the map. | "*laughter*" |
Jack | Valkyrie | Crashed into a wall while descending to the map. | "..." |
Round 2[edit | edit source]
Result: Failure
Name | Legend | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Toni | Pathfinder | While bleeding out after being shot by SoSweatyIJ, they were killed by SilverKing64's Defensive Bombardment. | "This dude's like firing like a million rockets down at- What is happening?" |
Matt | Wraith | While he was bleeding out after being shot by Sakaido, they shot him again and killed him. | "Uhhh... my life ends right now." |
Jack | Valkyrie | Shot and killed by Babycakes0227. | "I-" |
Matt | Wraith | Bled out after being shot by Babycakes0227. | "This did not work, like, at all." |
Round 3[edit | edit source]
Result: Failure
Name | Legend | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Matt | Wraith | Punched down by Tom in the Fight Night ring and finished off by MaciousOmande. | "Oh Jesus, they're all ganging up on me, that's not fair! Literally okay. Oh my god..." |
Jack | Valkyrie | Killed while using his finisher. | "AW!" |
Toni | Gibraltar | Shot by HxC StormzYT while getting out of the Fight Night ring and bled out. | "*laughter*" |
Round 4[edit | edit source]
Result: Failure
Name | Legend | Cause of Death | Last Words |
---|---|---|---|
Toni | Bangalore | Shot by GKO while running away from them and started bleeding out, then killed by duck's Finisher. | "I just got fucking fatality'd, so..." |
Matt | Wraith | Just after he exited the portal to try and recover Toni, he was shot down by duck and then killed by their Finisher. | "That did not work even a little bit! Oh my gosh, he's mori'ing me! No no no... *laughter*" |
Matt | Wraith | Shot by Teng_BenShu54188 and started bleeding out, then was killed by IMissOldTime. | "Oh, you're right here. I'm still gonna die, but like- *unintelligible*" |
Jack | Valkyrie | While he was bleeding out after being shot by FurtiveInferno, they shot him again and killed him. | "IT'S OVERRRRRR!" |
Matt | Wraith | Accidentally got out of the Trident and was shot by HARU194 while trying to get back in. | "Wraith, what are you doing, woman? Get back in there! Uh, oh my go- Oh..." |
A name in italics means they were recovered after being killed.
Roblox (Survive the Night)[edit | edit source]
In episode 4, Toni, SyKo, Bucket, Scruffy, Thoomas, Snou, Ten and Omegers try to survive the night while one of them tries to murder the others each round. After round 6, the game was interrupted and it was revealed that the 'Random' icon on the menu was in fact Scrubby, who then replaced SyKo in subsequent rounds.
Name | Username | Rounds Survived as Survivor | Rounds Won as Slasher | Kills as Slasher | Total Wins |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Toni | ToldMeSheWas14 | 1/7 | 0/1 | 6 | 1/8 |
SyKo | Ghul619 | 1/5 | 0/1 | 4 | 1/6 |
Bucket | bubcekt | 2/7 | 1/1 | 7 | 3/8 |
Scruffy | colonelwhiskerss | 2/6 | 1/2 | 12 | 3/8 |
Thoomas | Oothmas | 1/8 | 0/0 | 0 | 1/8 |
Snou | qola | 1/6 | 0/2 | 7 | 1/8 |
Ten | ten8247 | 3/8 | 0/0 | 0 | 3/8 |
Omegers | Comamdno2 | 1/7 | 1/1 | 7 | 2/8 |
Scrubby | Mickey_Slicks | 1/2 | 0/0 | 0 | 1/2 |
Round 1[edit | edit source]
Map: Tantive
Slasher: Bucket (as Miers)
Result: Slasher Victory
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
---|---|---|
Thoomas | While following Scruffy, he ran into Bucket, whom he was unable to hide from. | "..." |
Snou | Ran into Bucket in the hallway, then tried to hide and run away, to no avail. | "..." |
SyKo | Hid behind a wall but was murdered by Bucket when he passed by. | "*laughter*" |
Scruffy | Found in a room by Bucket, who killed him as he was trying to get away. | "NOOOOO! Oh no..." |
Omegers | Got stuck, leaving him vulnerable to an attack by Bucket. | "Uhhh... Okay, that's not fair. *quizzacious imitation of Bucket's evil laugh*" |
Toni | Caught on objects in the hallway while running away from Bucket, who was able to catch up to and kill Toni. | "AaAaAcK!" |
Ten | Chased and killed by Bucket. | "No more Mr. Nice Guy?" |
Round 2[edit | edit source]
Map: Revenant
Slasher: Snou (as Commander)
Result: Survivor Victory
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
---|---|---|
Toni | Chased through a dilapidated building by Snou, who killed them when they got caught on a tree. | "Ow, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm so dead. NAAAAAAW!" |
Omegers | "SNOU HAS YOU NOW!" | "*unholy noises*" |
SyKo | Found in the bushes by Snou and killed as he was trying to hop away. | "Ahhhhh..." |
*Bucket | Survived and then danced in front of Snou. | N/A |
*Scruffy | Survived. | N/A |
*Thoomas | Toni led him to a locker where he kept dancing the entire round and survived. | N/A |
*Ten | Survived. | N/A |
Round 3[edit | edit source]
Map: Castle
Slasher: Scruffy (as Exterminator)
Result: Survivor Victory
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
---|---|---|
Bucket | Chased through the hallway and shot by Scruffy. | "MY WIKI STATS!" |
Toni | Chased through the room by Scruffy, then tried to hide behind him while he was blinded and stunned from his camera. Too bad Toni forgot Scruffy wasn't in first-person view. | "Oh! *laughter*" |
Omegers | Chased by Scruffy, who killed him after he opened a boiler to hide in. Scruffy was polite enough to let him finish, but not to spare his life. | "Hold on. Okay." |
Ten | While partying in a boiler with SyKo and Thoomas, Omegers accidentally gave away their location to Scruffy, who opened the boiler and cut the party short... as well as Ten's life. | "Yeah, try us! Try us! Try us! *laughter*" |
Thoomas | After Ten got murdered and SyKo fled the scene, Thoomas did what he deemed necessary and kept on partying right in front of Scruffy. | "I think I'm gonna appreciate this." |
*SyKo | Escaped the boiler blood bath and survived. | N/A |
*Snou | Survived by dancing on the giant cock for the entire game. | N/A |
Round 4[edit | edit source]
Map: Campsite
Slasher: Omegers (as Hunter)
Result: Slasher Victory
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
---|---|---|
Scruffy | Tried to reason with Omegers around the campfire. It almost worked. | "Wait, what if you didn't? There we go. Awww..." |
Toni | Angered Omegers by burning his retinas and got killed. | "No, I'm so dead! I wanna rest with my friend." |
SyKo | Tried to hide in a shed, but was murdered by Omegers after also blinding him. | "AH! *laughter*" |
Ten | When Omegers came into the room, Bucket stunned him with his spray bottle. Ten then tried to trap him with a bear trap, but placed in on the wrong side of the door, allowing Omegers to slaughter him. | "NO, I MISSED! *laughter*" |
Snou | Tried to hide in a bush. Omegers saw him and promptly murdered him. | "Oh. *laughter*" |
Bucket | Killed by Omegers while hiding on top of a door after insulting Omegers's mother. | "NOO!" |
Thoomas | Chased by Omegers while taking a dump in a bush. | "Hey, that's not very nice! Don't kill someone when they're taking a shit. That's not very polite, okay?" |
Round 5[edit | edit source]
Map: Revenant
Slasher: SyKo (as Murderer)
Result: Survivor Victory
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
---|---|---|
Omegers | Chased from his hiding spot by SyKo, who caught up to him after he got caught on a measly light installation. | "WHAT THE-" |
Scruffy | Got chased down the hill he was hiding by SyKo, whom he tried to reason with. SyKo then betrayed him. | "Can we just talk about it? K. No..." |
Thoomas | Found in his locker hiding place by Autism Speaks representative SyKo and chased through the snow. | "I will- I will- ...FUCK YOU!" |
Snou | Chased and killed by SyKo after the group spread out from the cabin. | "No, please. I'm begging you!" |
*Toni | Survived after the group ganged up on SyKo with their gear in the cabin. | N/A |
*Bucket | Survived after the group ganged up on SyKo with their gear in the cabin. | N/A |
*Ten | Survived after the group ganged up on SyKo with their gear in the cabin. | N/A |
Round 6[edit | edit source]
Map: Guest House
Slasher: Toni (as Lady)
Result: Survivor Victory
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
---|---|---|
Ten | Teamed up with Bucket, Snou and Omegers to lure Toni to a room filled with bear traps. Toni managed to jump over one of them and kill Ten while he was trying to escape the room. | "COME ON, THIS WAY, COME ON, THIS WAY, COME ON, THIS WAY! NOOOO!" |
Snou | Ran out of the room he was hiding in with SyKo and Thoomas and ran into Toni. | "It didn't work!" |
SyKo | After blinding Toni with his camera, he got chased into a different room and was slaughtered. | "..." |
Thoomas | Tried to hide from Toni in a corner but stupidly didn't realize they could just look behind him. | "No! You don't see me, fuck you! No! BlEgHhH!" |
Scruffy | Ran into Toni, who killed him. | "Bucket, it's your fault I'm dying. It is your fault." |
Bucket | Toni entered the room he was hiding in and murdered him while he was trying to flee. | "Hey! AAAH!" |
*Omegers | Survived. | N/A |
Round 7[edit | edit source]
Map: Campsite
Slasher: Snou (as Commander)
Result: Survivor Victory
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
---|---|---|
Thoomas | Chased and killed by Snou after failing to open a door. | "Goodbye. Goodbye!" |
Omegers | Chased and killed by Snou. | "Stop hacking, please. Come on, grow up!" |
Bucket | After Snou found Toni, Bucket and Ten hiding in a corner, Bucket ran right into him. | "AHHH!" |
Toni | Played nice and let Snou murder them after he lost them. | "Just end my life. End my miserable existence." |
*Scruffy | Survived. | N/A |
*Ten | Survived. | N/A |
*Scrubby | Survived. | N/A |
Round 8[edit | edit source]
Map: Dungeon
Slasher: Scruffy (as Exterminator)
Result: Slasher Victory
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
---|---|---|
Thoomas | Stumbled upon Scruffy in a hallway and was murdered while quoting another person's famous last words in reference to a certain Hardcore. | "Welp, uhhhh... It looks like it's the end for, uh, Rainbow Bacon." |
Omegers | Got real close with Scruffy, placed a bear trap down, ran away... and then got shot. | "Oh god, I hear the le-" |
Ten | Scruffy chased Ten and Scrubby down and slashed the former's throat. | "..." |
Scrubby | After running away from the crime scene of Ten's death, he was shot by Scruffy. | "Bro, he's just dead. He's just dead! Noooo..." |
Bucket | While Bucket was running away from Scruffy, he shot him and ruined his wiki stats. | "No, dude, not again. My wiki stats were so good before. They can't go downhill now." |
Toni | Failed to close a door on Scruffy and just kinda stood there with no other option but to get murdered. | "Oh, well, this is awkward. *laughter*" |
Snou | After revealing himself to Scruffy near the statue, he was shot. | "Check this out! *laughter*" |
* means they survived the round and didn't die.
NOTE: As the slasher cannot die, they were not included in the death tables.
Team Fortress 2 (VS Saxton Hale)[edit | edit source]
In the fifth and final episode, Toni, Cassady, Nate, Robert, Yives, Calvin, Ian, Melody and Noah cooperate to try and kill the boss.
Name | Class | Username | Rounds Survived as Merc | Rounds Won as Boss | Kills as Boss | Total Wins |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Toni | Soldier | Sex Man | 1/7 | 1/1 | 8 | 2/8 |
Cassady | Spy | Right Jeff Here | 0/7 | 0/1 | 0 | 0/8 |
Nate | Medic | Eevee | 1/7 | 1/1 | 7 | 2/8 |
Robert | Demoman | Mr Perfect Cell | 1/7 | 1/1 | 3 | 2/8 |
Calvin | Sniper | COkGoblin23 | 1/7 | 0/1 | 7 | 1/8 |
Yives | Engineer | mountain dew | 1/7 | 1/1 | 10 | 2/8 |
Ian | Heavy | OverPowered64 | 1/7 | 0/1 | 7 | 1/8 |
Melody | Scout | melody | 3/7 | 1/1 | 8 | 4/8 |
Noah | Pyro | Aqua868 | 2/8 | 0/0 | 0 | 2/8 |
Round 1[edit | edit source]
Boss: Toni (as Saxton Hale)
Result: Boss Wins
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Calvin | Punched in the face by Toni while shooting at them. | "Come here, Toniiiii..." |
Yives | Tried to jump out of Toni's way but got punched anyway. | "Nope. Nope." |
Noah | Became friends with Toni. I'll let you fill in the rest. | "You wanna get a beer sometime today? NO!" |
Cassady | Punched by Toni after backstabbing them. | "Hehehehe... I got a shank, bitch." |
Ian | Punched by Toni after they jumped up to the same level as him in the tower. | "NO! NO! NO! RUN, NATE! RUN!" |
Nate | Killed by Toni immediately after they took out Ian. | "*laughter*" |
Robert | Got stuck in the swimming pool and was punched by Toni while trying to run away. | "You wanna do this? YOU WANNA DO THIS?" |
Melody | Brutally murdered by Toni while they were giving her a lecture about the 13%. | "NO!" |
*Toni | Killed everyone and won. | N/A |
Round 2[edit | edit source]
Boss: Nate (as Christian Brutal Sniper)
Result: Boss Wins
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
---|---|---|
Toni | Slashed by Nate during a rooftop battle. | "ACK-!" |
Ian | Couldn't hold back Nate and was killed. | "You wouldn't dare! You wouldn't! You wouldn't! NOOO!" |
Noah | Tried to burn Nate and was killed. | "AAAaah!" |
Melody | Tried to sell a fish to Nate, who was incredibly disappointed with her customer service. Maybe a little too disappointed, because killing someone over it seems a bit too extreme. | "Ow!" |
Calvin | Got slashed by Nate after he missed him a whopping six times. | "See, look? You can't fucking kill me, man." |
Yives | Rock Paper Scissors Time! Yives threw Paper. Nate threw Scissors. Goodbye Yives. | "OOOAAAH! OAH! *laughter* NO! Oh wait, I get an ad!" |
Robert | Backed into a train while shooting Nate. | "Oh no." |
Cassady | Stabbed by Nate. | "Oh, let's go." |
*Nate | Killed everyone and won. | N/A |
Round 3[edit | edit source]
Boss: Ian (as Saxton Hale)
Result: Mercs Win
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
---|---|---|
Yives | Chased into the pool by Ian. | "YAHOO! Watch this, 360! Get no-scoped!" |
Toni | Fell off the map and respawned right under Ian, instantly dying. | "How did I miss that? Wha-" |
Cassady | Found and killed by Ian. | "Knife fight, bitch!" |
Nate | Pissed off Ian, who got revenge. | "Noah wouldn't do this to us, man. *laughter*" |
Noah | Wiped out by Ian. | "No, that's me! That's me! Mamma mia!" |
Robert | Robert and Ian chillin' in a pool. One of them got out, the other was killed while frantically panicking. Can you guess who is who? | "*panicking Robert noises*" |
Calvin | Punched by Ian. | "I'm the only one? Damn." |
Ian | Lost a Rock Paper Scissors match against Melody. | "K..." |
*Melody | melody, age %(, gave herself up to the authorities after the indicent. she is now serving a life sentence. | N/A |
Round 4[edit | edit source]
Boss: Melody (as Christian Brutal Sniper)
Result: Boss Wins
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
---|---|---|
Calvin | Killed by Melody while doing a little trolling with Nate, Yives and Ian. | "..." |
Nate | Killed by Melody while doing a little trolling with Yives, Calvin and Ian. | "Noooo..." |
Yives | Killed by Melody while doing a little trolling with Nate, Calvin and Ian. | "Oh, is that him?! Is that him?! *unintelligible*" |
Ian | Killed by Melody while doing a little trolling with Nate, Yives and Calvin. | "No no no, no no no, no no no!" |
Noah | Got stuck on a train which took him on a free trip to Melody Town. | "AH! NOOO!" |
Toni | Wanted to go for a ride with Melody. She responded by brutally slaughtering them. | "What?!" |
Cassady | Knife fight in the pool! Melody won. | "All my CS:GO gameplay has really gotten me ready for this knife fight." |
Robert | Lost track of Melody, and suddenly there she was, ready to squeeze every last bit of life out of Robert. | "Oh, that's a problem. *laughter*" |
*Melody | Killed everyone and won. | N/A |
Round 5[edit | edit source]
Boss: Robert (as Saxton Hale)
Result: Boss Wins
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
---|---|---|
Nate | His hangout with Nate and Ian was interrupted by Robert. | "Noo-hoooo!" |
Ian | His hangout with Nate and Yiveswas interrupted by Robert. | "No! You've doomed us! No!" |
Calvin | Was left behind by his friends and hit by a train. | "Aw, you guys forgot me." |
Yives | After Nate and Ian died to Robert, Yives ran into the void to make his escape, but he was at too low health to survive the fall. | "I gotta get out! I gotta get out! Haha, here we go!" |
Toni | Killed in the pool by Robert. | "AH-!" |
Melody | Jumped for it when she saw Robert coming. | "..." |
Noah | While being chased by Robert, he jumped into the void twice to avoid him. | "Oh, I died! *chuckle*" |
Cassady | Walked off the map while trying to pick a disguise. | "I walked off. I think is a better- Better option." |
*Robert | After Cassady walked off, there was nobody left to kill. Epic W. | N/A |
Round 6[edit | edit source]
Boss: Yives (as Saxton Hale)
Result: Boss Wins
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
---|---|---|
Calvin | Swapped teams. | "..." |
Toni | Jumped at Yives, who effortlessly ended their life. | "..." |
Cassady | Hurt Yives' feelings and met his wrath. | "Yeah! Fight me, bitch!" |
Robert | Hid in a room and Yives found him. | "*mumbling* Ah, dammit..." |
Ian | Dropped down from the radio tower and was surprise attacked by Yives. | "No!" |
Ian | Shortly after being revived by Nate, he was killed again by Yives in the pool. | "Run, no no no! Run without me, go! Run without me!" |
Noah | Fell off the map. | "..." |
Melody | Killed by Yives while having a drink in a desolate corner. | "Ow! I was just trying to drink!" |
Toni | Blown off the radio tower and fell off the map. | "AAAAAH!" |
Cassady | Got low from walking off the map and was punched in the back by Yives. | "I just walked off." |
Robert | Tried to swing at Yives but missed and got murdered. | "Ow." |
Melody | Got killed by Yives immediately after Nate revived her. | "I'm back, let's go! NOOOO!" |
Nate | Despite Nate's attempts at reasoning with the blood-thristy Yives, he was jumped and killed. | "Child, please, let's play some Rock Paper Scissors. Some Rock Paper Scissors." |
*Yives | Ended Nate's funny business and won. | N/A |
Round 7[edit | edit source]
Boss: Calvin (as Saxton Hale)
Result: Mercs Win
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
---|---|---|
Yives | Ran face-first into a train like a dumbass. | "Oh- ch-pffff..." |
Toni | Calvin leaped into the air and landed on their face. | "AAAAH!" |
Robert | After walking off the map to escape Calvin, he ran away with low health and ran into a hole into the bridge, plummeting him into the void. | "AAAAAAH! Haha, NO, I'm gonna die... Goodbye. Goodbye." |
Noah | Ran past a train in an attempt to outmanoeuvre Calvin while at low health, but was shocked to find out he also dodged the train. In a state of blind panic, he ran backwards into a train just before Calvin got the chance to end his life. | "NO! NO! NO!" |
Toni | Startled by Calvin and let out the manliest scream we've ever heard from them. | "OH!" |
Ian | Chased into a building by Calvin and killed after giving it his all to fight back. | "Oh! No! No no no! No!" |
Robert | After a long chase, he walked off the map and was finally ended by Calvin. | "..." |
Cassady | Knife-fought Calvin and lost. | "*laughter*" |
Cassady | After Cassady was revived by Nate, Calvin immediately undid that. | "There we go." |
Nate | Harrassed by Calvin on a train. | "..." |
Calvin | Was riding two trains that were glitched into each other. After glitching through one of the trains, he was repeadetly hit by it while standing on a small bit of the second one, which drained his HP faster than you can say "ToniArcade F2P". | "Oh, I'm on two trains. Oh, what the fuck?! WHAT?!" |
*Melody | Survived. | N/A |
*Noah | Survived. | N/A |
Round 8[edit | edit source]
Boss: Cassady (as Horseless Headless Horsemann Jr.)
Result: Mercs Win
* means they survived the round and didn't die.
A name in italics means they were revived by Nate after being killed.