F2P Mini Hardcore (ToniArcade)

F2P Mini Hardcore (ToniArcade)
Game	Fortnite (Battle Royale) Deep Rock Galactic Apex Legends Roblox (Survive the Night) Team Fortress 2 (VS Saxton Hale)
Goal	Fortnite (Battle Royale): Get the Victory Royale Deep Rock Galactic: Get out the run alive Apex Legends: Win the Apex Games Roblox (Survive the Night): Hide until dawn (Survivors)/Kill everyone (Slasher) Team Fortress 2 (VS Saxton Hale): Kill the boss (Mercs)/Kill everyone (Boss)
Uploader	toni
Editor	Toni
Artist	Hayden
Date Start	Aug 4, 2021
Date End	Aug 12, 2021
Number of Episodes	5
Playlist	Playlist
Seasons Directory
Preceded By	Universe's Edge
Followed By	Gauntlet

ToniArcade F2P is the third season of ToniArcade, hosted and edited by Toni. The season takes place in a fictional free-to-play mobile gaming app, with the 'player' unlocking cast members as the season goes on and selecting them for the various games that are played throughout the season.

Episodes

#	Episode Name	Game	Release Date	Link
T	special announcement for the series	N/A	Aug 3, 2021	[T]
1	Getting Off the Battle Bus	Fortnite (Battle Royale)	Aug 4, 2021	[1]
2	Homecoming	Deep Rock Galactic	Aug 6, 2021	[2]
3	Entering the Nether	Apex Legends	Aug 8, 2021	[3]
4	El Diablo	Roblox (Survive the Night)	Aug 10, 2021	[4]
5	Eminem Freestyle	Team Fortress 2 (VS Saxton Hale)	Aug 12, 2021	[5]

Games

Fortnite (Battle Royale)

In episode 1, Toni, Otto, Luke and Evan participate in three rounds of Battle Royale in Fortnite to get the Victory Royale.

Name	Username	Rounds Survived
Toni	toniotoniotoniot	3/3
Otto	Ottoshadow	3/3
Luke	lukeski4	3/3
Evan	IAmTheOneAndOnl	3/3

Round 1

Starting Location: The Spire

Result: Success

Name	Character	Cause of Death	Last Words
*Toni	Carlos	Survived and got the Victory Royale.	N/A
*Otto	Jonesy	Survived and got the Victory Royale.	N/A
*Luke	Zoey	Survived and got the Victory Royale.	N/A
*Evan	Rio	Survived and got the Victory Royale.	N/A

Round 2

Starting Location: Lazy Lake

Result: Success

Name	Character	Cause of Death	Last Words
*Toni	Mansu	Survived and got the Victory Royale.	N/A
*Otto	Jonesy	Survived and got the Victory Royale.	N/A
*Luke	Zoey	Survived and got the Victory Royale.	N/A
*Evan	Mansu	Survived and got the Victory Royale.	N/A

Round 3

Starting Location: Sweaty Sands

Result: Success

Name	Character	Cause of Death	Last Words
*Toni	Banshee	Survived and got the Victory Royale.	N/A
*Otto	Carlos	Survived and got the Victory Royale.	N/A
*Luke	Zoey	Survived and got the Victory Royale.	N/A
*Evan	Carlos	Survived and got the Victory Royale.	N/A

* means they survived the round and didn't die.

Deep Rock Galactic

In episode 2, Toni, Zakk, Rookie and Bryan delve into the caves in Deep Rock Galactic with their Drilldozer to retrieve an Ommoran Heartstone and escape with their lives.

Name	Dwarf	Username	Rounds Survived
Toni	Driller	Sex Man	0/2
Zakk	Gunner	Welt	0/2
Rookie	Engineer	Rookie	0/2
Bryan	Scout	Bryboner	1/2

Round 1

Result: Failure

Name	Cause of Death	Last Words
Rookie	While repairing the Drilldozer, he was hit by a Flying Rock and killed instantly.	"Ah, I can't-"
Zakk	Also hit by a Flying Rock.	"Don't worry, I put a shield on Doretta. Oh!"
Toni	While resupplying, they were swarmed by Glyphid Grunts.	"Keep resupplying... Ah..."
Bryan	With the destruction of the Drilldozer, the mission ended in failure.	"I didn't even... *laughter* Wow..."

Round 2

Result: Success

Name	Cause of Death	Last Words
Toni	Swarmed by Glyphid Grunts.	"Shit, I- I am buried. Oh, god."
Zakk	Lost connection.	"*sigh* You've got to be kidding me."
Rookie	Gave his life to repair the Drilldozer, eventually succumbing to enemies in the swarm.	"Aaagh!"
*Bryan	Successfully secured the Ommoran Heartstone and survived the mission.	N/A

* means they survived the round and didn't die.

Apex Legends

In episode 3, Toni is accompanied by Matt and Jack in Apex Legends to try and win the Apex Games.

Name	Username	Rounds Survived
Toni	Sex Man	0/4
Matt	funky	0/4
Jack	Jack Xiao Long	0/4

Round 1

Result: Instant Failure

Name	Legend	Cause of Death	Last Words
Matt	Wraith	Crashed into a wall while descending to the map.	"It's actually an easter egg if you go under the map. See, we'll land on this little si- Oh."
Toni	Gibraltar	Crashed into a wall while descending to the map.	"*laughter*"
Jack	Valkyrie	Crashed into a wall while descending to the map.	"..."

Round 2

Result: Failure

Name	Legend	Cause of Death	Last Words
Toni	Pathfinder	While bleeding out after being shot by SoSweatyIJ, they were killed by SilverKing64's Defensive Bombardment.	"This dude's like firing like a million rockets down at- What is happening?"
Matt	Wraith	While he was bleeding out after being shot by Sakaido, they shot him again and killed him.	"Uhhh... my life ends right now."
Jack	Valkyrie	Shot and killed by Babycakes0227.	"I-"
Matt	Wraith	Bled out after being shot by Babycakes0227.	"This did not work, like, at all."

Round 3

Result: Failure

Name	Legend	Cause of Death	Last Words
Matt	Wraith	Punched down by Tom in the Fight Night ring and finished off by MaciousOmande.	"Oh Jesus, they're all ganging up on me, that's not fair! Literally okay. Oh my god..."
Jack	Valkyrie	Killed while using his finisher.	"AW!"
Toni	Gibraltar	Shot by HxC StormzYT while getting out of the Fight Night ring and bled out.	"*laughter*"

Round 4

Result: Failure

Name	Legend	Cause of Death	Last Words
Toni	Bangalore	Shot by GKO while running away from them and started bleeding out, then killed by duck's Finisher.	"I just got fucking fatality'd, so..."
Matt	Wraith	Just after he exited the portal to try and recover Toni, he was shot down by duck and then killed by their Finisher.	"That did not work even a little bit! Oh my gosh, he's mori'ing me! No no no... *laughter*"
Matt	Wraith	Shot by Teng_BenShu54188 and started bleeding out, then was killed by IMissOldTime.	"Oh, you're right here. I'm still gonna die, but like- *unintelligible*"
Jack	Valkyrie	While he was bleeding out after being shot by FurtiveInferno, they shot him again and killed him.	"IT'S OVERRRRRR!"
Matt	Wraith	Accidentally got out of the Trident and was shot by HARU194 while trying to get back in.	"Wraith, what are you doing, woman? Get back in there! Uh, oh my go- Oh..."

A name in italics means they were recovered after being killed.

Roblox (Survive the Night)

In episode 4, Toni, SyKo, Bucket, Scruffy, Thoomas, Snou, Ten and Omegers try to survive the night while one of them tries to murder the others each round. After round 6, the game was interrupted and it was revealed that the 'Random' icon on the menu was in fact Scrubby, who then replaced SyKo in subsequent rounds.

Name	Username	Rounds Survived as Survivor	Rounds Won as Slasher	Kills as Slasher	Total Wins
Toni	ToldMeSheWas14	1/7	0/1	6	1/8
SyKo	Ghul619	1/5	0/1	4	1/6
Bucket	bubcekt	2/7	1/1	7	3/8
Scruffy	colonelwhiskerss	2/6	1/2	12	3/8
Thoomas	Oothmas	1/8	0/0	0	1/8
Snou	qola	1/6	0/2	7	1/8
Ten	ten8247	3/8	0/0	0	3/8
Omegers	Comamdno2	1/7	1/1	7	2/8
Scrubby	Mickey_Slicks	1/2	0/0	0	1/2

Round 1

Map: Tantive

Slasher: Bucket (as Miers)

Result: Slasher Victory

Name	Cause of Death	Last Words
Thoomas	While following Scruffy, he ran into Bucket, whom he was unable to hide from.	"..."
Snou	Ran into Bucket in the hallway, then tried to hide and run away, to no avail.	"..."
SyKo	Hid behind a wall but was murdered by Bucket when he passed by.	"*laughter*"
Scruffy	Found in a room by Bucket, who killed him as he was trying to get away.	"NOOOOO! Oh no..."
Omegers	Got stuck, leaving him vulnerable to an attack by Bucket.	"Uhhh... Okay, that's not fair. *quizzacious imitation of Bucket's evil laugh*"
Toni	Caught on objects in the hallway while running away from Bucket, who was able to catch up to and kill Toni.	"AaAaAcK!"
Ten	Chased and killed by Bucket.	"No more Mr. Nice Guy?"

Round 2

Map: Revenant

Slasher: Snou (as Commander)

Result: Survivor Victory

Name	Cause of Death	Last Words
Toni	Chased through a dilapidated building by Snou, who killed them when they got caught on a tree.	"Ow, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm so dead. NAAAAAAW!"
Omegers	"SNOU HAS YOU NOW!"	"*unholy noises*"
SyKo	Found in the bushes by Snou and killed as he was trying to hop away.	"Ahhhhh..."
*Bucket	Survived and then danced in front of Snou.	N/A
*Scruffy	Survived.	N/A
*Thoomas	Toni led him to a locker where he kept dancing the entire round and survived.	N/A
*Ten	Survived.	N/A

Round 3

Map: Castle

Slasher: Scruffy (as Exterminator)

Result: Survivor Victory

Name	Cause of Death	Last Words
Bucket	Chased through the hallway and shot by Scruffy.	"MY WIKI STATS!"
Toni	Chased through the room by Scruffy, then tried to hide behind him while he was blinded and stunned from his camera. Too bad Toni forgot Scruffy wasn't in first-person view.	"Oh! *laughter*"
Omegers	Chased by Scruffy, who killed him after he opened a boiler to hide in. Scruffy was polite enough to let him finish, but not to spare his life.	"Hold on. Okay."
Ten	While partying in a boiler with SyKo and Thoomas, Omegers accidentally gave away their location to Scruffy, who opened the boiler and cut the party short... as well as Ten's life.	"Yeah, try us! Try us! Try us! *laughter*"
Thoomas	After Ten got murdered and SyKo fled the scene, Thoomas did what he deemed necessary and kept on partying right in front of Scruffy.	"I think I'm gonna appreciate this."
*SyKo	Escaped the boiler blood bath and survived.	N/A
*Snou	Survived by dancing on the giant cock for the entire game.	N/A

Round 4

Map: Campsite

Slasher: Omegers (as Hunter)

Result: Slasher Victory

Name	Cause of Death	Last Words
Scruffy	Tried to reason with Omegers around the campfire. It almost worked.	"Wait, what if you didn't? There we go. Awww..."
Toni	Angered Omegers by burning his retinas and got killed.	"No, I'm so dead! I wanna rest with my friend."
SyKo	Tried to hide in a shed, but was murdered by Omegers after also blinding him.	"AH! *laughter*"
Ten	When Omegers came into the room, Bucket stunned him with his spray bottle. Ten then tried to trap him with a bear trap, but placed in on the wrong side of the door, allowing Omegers to slaughter him.	"NO, I MISSED! *laughter*"
Snou	Tried to hide in a bush. Omegers saw him and promptly murdered him.	"Oh. *laughter*"
Bucket	Killed by Omegers while hiding on top of a door after insulting Omegers's mother.	"NOO!"
Thoomas	Chased by Omegers while taking a dump in a bush.	"Hey, that's not very nice! Don't kill someone when they're taking a shit. That's not very polite, okay?"

Round 5

Map: Revenant

Slasher: SyKo (as Murderer)

Result: Survivor Victory

Name	Cause of Death	Last Words
Omegers	Chased from his hiding spot by SyKo, who caught up to him after he got caught on a measly light installation.	"WHAT THE-"
Scruffy	Got chased down the hill he was hiding by SyKo, whom he tried to reason with. SyKo then betrayed him.	"Can we just talk about it? K. No..."
Thoomas	Found in his locker hiding place by Autism Speaks representative SyKo and chased through the snow.	"I will- I will- ...FUCK YOU!"
Snou	Chased and killed by SyKo after the group spread out from the cabin.	"No, please. I'm begging you!"
*Toni	Survived after the group ganged up on SyKo with their gear in the cabin.	N/A
*Bucket	Survived after the group ganged up on SyKo with their gear in the cabin.	N/A
*Ten	Survived after the group ganged up on SyKo with their gear in the cabin.	N/A

Round 6

Map: Guest House

Slasher: Toni (as Lady)

Result: Survivor Victory

Name	Cause of Death	Last Words
Ten	Teamed up with Bucket, Snou and Omegers to lure Toni to a room filled with bear traps. Toni managed to jump over one of them and kill Ten while he was trying to escape the room.	"COME ON, THIS WAY, COME ON, THIS WAY, COME ON, THIS WAY! NOOOO!"
Snou	Ran out of the room he was hiding in with SyKo and Thoomas and ran into Toni.	"It didn't work!"
SyKo	After blinding Toni with his camera, he got chased into a different room and was slaughtered.	"..."
Thoomas	Tried to hide from Toni in a corner but stupidly didn't realize they could just look behind him.	"No! You don't see me, fuck you! No! BlEgHhH!"
Scruffy	Ran into Toni, who killed him.	"Bucket, it's your fault I'm dying. It is your fault."
Bucket	Toni entered the room he was hiding in and murdered him while he was trying to flee.	"Hey! AAAH!"
*Omegers	Survived.	N/A

Round 7

Map: Campsite

Slasher: Snou (as Commander)

Result: Survivor Victory

Name	Cause of Death	Last Words
Thoomas	Chased and killed by Snou after failing to open a door.	"Goodbye. Goodbye!"
Omegers	Chased and killed by Snou.	"Stop hacking, please. Come on, grow up!"
Bucket	After Snou found Toni, Bucket and Ten hiding in a corner, Bucket ran right into him.	"AHHH!"
Toni	Played nice and let Snou murder them after he lost them.	"Just end my life. End my miserable existence."
*Scruffy	Survived.	N/A
*Ten	Survived.	N/A
*Scrubby	Survived.	N/A

Round 8

Map: Dungeon

Slasher: Scruffy (as Exterminator)

Result: Slasher Victory

Name	Cause of Death	Last Words
Thoomas	Stumbled upon Scruffy in a hallway and was murdered while quoting another person's famous last words in reference to a certain Hardcore.	"Welp, uhhhh... It looks like it's the end for, uh, Rainbow Bacon."
Omegers	Got real close with Scruffy, placed a bear trap down, ran away... and then got shot.	"Oh god, I hear the le-"
Ten	Scruffy chased Ten and Scrubby down and slashed the former's throat.	"..."
Scrubby	After running away from the crime scene of Ten's death, he was shot by Scruffy.	"Bro, he's just dead. He's just dead! Noooo..."
Bucket	While Bucket was running away from Scruffy, he shot him and ruined his wiki stats.	"No, dude, not again. My wiki stats were so good before. They can't go downhill now."
Toni	Failed to close a door on Scruffy and just kinda stood there with no other option but to get murdered.	"Oh, well, this is awkward. *laughter*"
Snou	After revealing himself to Scruffy near the statue, he was shot.	"Check this out! *laughter*"

* means they survived the round and didn't die.

NOTE: As the slasher cannot die, they were not included in the death tables.

Team Fortress 2 (VS Saxton Hale)

In the fifth and final episode, Toni, Cassady, Nate, Robert, Yives, Calvin, Ian, Melody and Noah cooperate to try and kill the boss.

Name	Class	Username	Rounds Survived as Merc	Rounds Won as Boss	Kills as Boss	Total Wins
Toni	Soldier	Sex Man	1/7	1/1	8	2/8
Cassady	Spy	Right Jeff Here	0/7	0/1	0	0/8
Nate	Medic	Eevee	1/7	1/1	7	2/8
Robert	Demoman	Mr Perfect Cell	1/7	1/1	3	2/8
Calvin	Sniper	COkGoblin23	1/7	0/1	7	1/8
Yives	Engineer	mountain dew	1/7	1/1	10	2/8
Ian	Heavy	OverPowered64	1/7	0/1	7	1/8
Melody	Scout	melody	3/7	1/1	8	4/8
Noah	Pyro	Aqua868	2/8	0/0	0	2/8

Round 1

Boss: Toni (as Saxton Hale)

Result: Boss Wins

Name	Cause of Death	Last Words
Calvin	Punched in the face by Toni while shooting at them.	"Come here, Toniiiii..."
Yives	Tried to jump out of Toni's way but got punched anyway.	"Nope. Nope."
Noah	Became friends with Toni. I'll let you fill in the rest.	"You wanna get a beer sometime today? NO!"
Cassady	Punched by Toni after backstabbing them.	"Hehehehe... I got a shank, bitch."
Ian	Punched by Toni after they jumped up to the same level as him in the tower.	"NO! NO! NO! RUN, NATE! RUN!"
Nate	Killed by Toni immediately after they took out Ian.	"*laughter*"
Robert	Got stuck in the swimming pool and was punched by Toni while trying to run away.	"You wanna do this? YOU WANNA DO THIS?"
Melody	Brutally murdered by Toni while they were giving her a lecture about the 13%.	"NO!"
*Toni	Killed everyone and won.	N/A

Round 2

Boss: Nate (as Christian Brutal Sniper)

Result: Boss Wins

Name	Cause of Death	Last Words
Toni	Slashed by Nate during a rooftop battle.	"ACK-!"
Ian	Couldn't hold back Nate and was killed.	"You wouldn't dare! You wouldn't! You wouldn't! NOOO!"
Noah	Tried to burn Nate and was killed.	"AAAaah!"
Melody	Tried to sell a fish to Nate, who was incredibly disappointed with her customer service. Maybe a little too disappointed, because killing someone over it seems a bit too extreme.	"Ow!"
Calvin	Got slashed by Nate after he missed him a whopping six times.	"See, look? You can't fucking kill me, man."
Yives	Rock Paper Scissors Time! Yives threw Paper. Nate threw Scissors. Goodbye Yives.	"OOOAAAH! OAH! *laughter* NO! Oh wait, I get an ad!"
Robert	Backed into a train while shooting Nate.	"Oh no."
Cassady	Stabbed by Nate.	"Oh, let's go."
*Nate	Killed everyone and won.	N/A

Round 3

Boss: Ian (as Saxton Hale)

Result: Mercs Win

Name	Cause of Death	Last Words
Yives	Chased into the pool by Ian.	"YAHOO! Watch this, 360! Get no-scoped!"
Toni	Fell off the map and respawned right under Ian, instantly dying.	"How did I miss that? Wha-"
Cassady	Found and killed by Ian.	"Knife fight, bitch!"
Nate	Pissed off Ian, who got revenge.	"Noah wouldn't do this to us, man. *laughter*"
Noah	Wiped out by Ian.	"No, that's me! That's me! Mamma mia!"
Robert	Robert and Ian chillin' in a pool. One of them got out, the other was killed while frantically panicking. Can you guess who is who?	"*panicking Robert noises*"
Calvin	Punched by Ian.	"I'm the only one? Damn."
Ian	Lost a Rock Paper Scissors match against Melody.	"K..."
*Melody	melody, age %(, gave herself up to the authorities after the indicent. she is now serving a life sentence.	N/A

Round 4

Boss: Melody (as Christian Brutal Sniper)

Result: Boss Wins

Name	Cause of Death	Last Words
Calvin	Killed by Melody while doing a little trolling with Nate, Yives and Ian.	"..."
Nate	Killed by Melody while doing a little trolling with Yives, Calvin and Ian.	"Noooo..."
Yives	Killed by Melody while doing a little trolling with Nate, Calvin and Ian.	"Oh, is that him?! Is that him?! *unintelligible*"
Ian	Killed by Melody while doing a little trolling with Nate, Yives and Calvin.	"No no no, no no no, no no no!"
Noah	Got stuck on a train which took him on a free trip to Melody Town.	"AH! NOOO!"
Toni	Wanted to go for a ride with Melody. She responded by brutally slaughtering them.	"What?!"
Cassady	Knife fight in the pool! Melody won.	"All my CS:GO gameplay has really gotten me ready for this knife fight."
Robert	Lost track of Melody, and suddenly there she was, ready to squeeze every last bit of life out of Robert.	"Oh, that's a problem. *laughter*"
*Melody	Killed everyone and won.	N/A

Round 5

Boss: Robert (as Saxton Hale)

Result: Boss Wins

Name	Cause of Death	Last Words
Nate	His hangout with Nate and Ian was interrupted by Robert.	"Noo-hoooo!"
Ian	His hangout with Nate and Yiveswas interrupted by Robert.	"No! You've doomed us! No!"
Calvin	Was left behind by his friends and hit by a train.	"Aw, you guys forgot me."
Yives	After Nate and Ian died to Robert, Yives ran into the void to make his escape, but he was at too low health to survive the fall.	"I gotta get out! I gotta get out! Haha, here we go!"
Toni	Killed in the pool by Robert.	"AH-!"
Melody	Jumped for it when she saw Robert coming.	"..."
Noah	While being chased by Robert, he jumped into the void twice to avoid him.	"Oh, I died! *chuckle*"
Cassady	Walked off the map while trying to pick a disguise.	"I walked off. I think is a better- Better option."
*Robert	After Cassady walked off, there was nobody left to kill. Epic W.	N/A

Round 6

Boss: Yives (as Saxton Hale)

Result: Boss Wins

Name	Cause of Death	Last Words
Calvin	Swapped teams.	"..."
Toni	Jumped at Yives, who effortlessly ended their life.	"..."
Cassady	Hurt Yives' feelings and met his wrath.	"Yeah! Fight me, bitch!"
Robert	Hid in a room and Yives found him.	"*mumbling* Ah, dammit..."
Ian	Dropped down from the radio tower and was surprise attacked by Yives.	"No!"
Ian	Shortly after being revived by Nate, he was killed again by Yives in the pool.	"Run, no no no! Run without me, go! Run without me!"
Noah	Fell off the map.	"..."
Melody	Killed by Yives while having a drink in a desolate corner.	"Ow! I was just trying to drink!"
Toni	Blown off the radio tower and fell off the map.	"AAAAAH!"
Cassady	Got low from walking off the map and was punched in the back by Yives.	"I just walked off."
Robert	Tried to swing at Yives but missed and got murdered.	"Ow."
Melody	Got killed by Yives immediately after Nate revived her.	"I'm back, let's go! NOOOO!"
Nate	Despite Nate's attempts at reasoning with the blood-thristy Yives, he was jumped and killed.	"Child, please, let's play some Rock Paper Scissors. Some Rock Paper Scissors."
*Yives	Ended Nate's funny business and won.	N/A

Round 7

Boss: Calvin (as Saxton Hale)

Result: Mercs Win

Name	Cause of Death	Last Words
Yives	Ran face-first into a train like a dumbass.	"Oh- ch-pffff..."
Toni	Calvin leaped into the air and landed on their face.	"AAAAH!"
Robert	After walking off the map to escape Calvin, he ran away with low health and ran into a hole into the bridge, plummeting him into the void.	"AAAAAAH! Haha, NO, I'm gonna die... Goodbye. Goodbye."
Noah	Ran past a train in an attempt to outmanoeuvre Calvin while at low health, but was shocked to find out he also dodged the train. In a state of blind panic, he ran backwards into a train just before Calvin got the chance to end his life.	"NO! NO! NO!"
Toni	Startled by Calvin and let out the manliest scream we've ever heard from them.	"OH!"
Ian	Chased into a building by Calvin and killed after giving it his all to fight back.	"Oh! No! No no no! No!"
Robert	After a long chase, he walked off the map and was finally ended by Calvin.	"..."
Cassady	Knife-fought Calvin and lost.	"*laughter*"
Cassady	After Cassady was revived by Nate, Calvin immediately undid that.	"There we go."
Nate	Harrassed by Calvin on a train.	"..."
Calvin	Was riding two trains that were glitched into each other. After glitching through one of the trains, he was repeadetly hit by it while standing on a small bit of the second one, which drained his HP faster than you can say "ToniArcade F2P".	"Oh, I'm on two trains. Oh, what the fuck?! WHAT?!"
*Melody	Survived.	N/A
*Noah	Survived.	N/A

Round 8

Boss: Cassady (as Horseless Headless Horsemann Jr.)

Result: Mercs Win

Name	Cause of Death	Last Words
Cassady	As she was giving her best Charles Manson impression, the entire group just ganged up on her with no resistance. When Cassady's speech was over and those chumps still hadn't killed her, she just... left. That's it. That's the round.	"He come to me with money in his hand! He offered me, I didn't ask him, I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that! When I got out, I was in that. I was already through that, I had that, I had the studio, I went to the studio! I went to Vox Studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said: 'This is a bigger jail than I just got out of.' I don't want to take my time going to work, I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls! What the hell I wanna go off into – and go to work for? Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world! I'm the king, man, I run the underworld, guy! I decide whose does what, and where they do it at! What am I, gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for somebody else's money? I make the money, man, I roll the nickels, the game is mine! I deal the cards! *instrumental break*"
*Toni	Survived.	N/A
*Nate	Also survived.	N/A
*Robert	Yes, Robert also survived.	N/A
*Yives	I mean it, that's it. Yives also survived.	N/A
*Calvin	Is it really that hard to believe everyone survived?	N/A
*Ian	What are you reading this for? You already know Ian also survived.	N/A
*Melody	What are you expecting me to say here? Because if you're expecting me to say anything other than "Melody survived" here, I'm afraid you're wrong.	N/A
*Noah	NOAH SURVIVED TOO.	N/A

* means they survived the round and didn't die.

A name in italics means they were revived by Nate after being killed.