Funky
"They don't call me Keys for nothin' motherfucker!" - Funky (Lethal Company Rolecore)[edit | edit source]
Funky is the host and editor of Hardcore New Funky Mode, a co-host and the editor of DuoCore, a main in Toni's HC and was a main and editor Anime Police before it ended, a regular in Rolecore, Top Hardcore Players, and old Team Scallop before it ended, and a guest in Falafelcore, NCICORE, Spacerycore, Minicore, CompletionCore, SyKore, Velveteen HC, FTC, AriCore, and JamPack.
Hardcore Statistics[edit | edit source]
| Series | Season | Character | Username | Episode of Death | Cause of Death | Last Words | Place |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Anime Police | MineZ #1 | Funky Kong (Donkey Kong Country) | funky_sauce | 5 | Killed by Bandits. | "Kill GJ." | 2nd/4 |
| Anime Police | Herobrine #1 | PPAP Guy | funky_sauce | 1 | Fell down a hole in the crypt and finished off by a Skeleton. | "I'm at three hearts... no!" | 5th/5 |
| Toni | wanderer (MineZ #1) | Yoshikage Kira (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) | funky_sauce | 14 | Accidentally slipped off a platform he was on in front of numerous zombies. | "Oh m- I'm such an..." | 1st/7 |
| Anime Police | Upstanding Citzen-Core | Pikotaro | funky_sauce | 8 | Ran into lava while being swarmed by zombies. | "I ran back and it was a huge mistake. I hate you all. Goodbye." | 4th/8 |
| THP | Terraria #1 | N/A | bananana 2 | *N/A | Survived. | N/A | *N/A |
| Toni | Left 4 Dead 2 Mini | Rochelle | 「 L 」funky | *2 | Tuberculosis | N/A | *1st (Joint with Toni and Otto) |
| Falafelcore | Minecraft #1 UHC | Skeleton in a suit | Andrew7s | *15 | Threw an enderpearl and fell to his death. | "I win!" | *1st/10 |
| Spacerycore | Minecraft #1 | Steve (Minecraft) | f_unky | 1 | Jumped off a three block hill and died from falling damage. | "Hey, hey, Meta, what's nine plus ten?" | 11th/13 |
| CompletionCore | Minecraft #1 | ??? | f_unky | 1 | It was fucking tragic, dude. Funky was just trying to dig sand under him, but the rest of the floor collapsed like a fucking earthquake happened. It crushed his ribs first, causing internal bleeding, then his neck was instantly snapped from the pressure. It sucked, man. | "I'm ordering pizza. What should I get?" | 3rd/3 |
| Rolecore | Minecraft #2 | Michael Myers (Halloween) | f_unky | 1st Death: 6
2nd Death: *14 |
1st Death: Surrounded by Jack, Andrew, and Otto in the kitchen.
2nd Death: Defeated the Ender Dragon and survived. |
1st Death: "Yo, Jack. It's chill if I just like put a furnace in my room, right? So it doesn't leave the mansion? Except like-"
2nd Death: N/A |
1st Death: 10th/11
2nd Death: *1st/11 (Joint with Biscuit) |
| AriCore | Terraria #3 | N/A | funky xiao long | 4 | Was cornered by enemies in a house in the ice caves and was finished off by an Ice Bat. | "Well that sucks! Okay, uh...*cough*" | 8th/10 |
| THP | Scrapped Terraria #2 | N/A | hey guys | *N/A | Fell off a minecart track. | "Just on the THP minecart." | *4th/10 |
| THP | Minecraft #3 | Doctor Monkey | f_unky | 1 | Shot by the Wither and died to the Wither effect. | "Uh, uh..." | 6th/10 |
| Toni | W2 | Daniel Lara | f_unky | 9 | Fell to his death on the same jump Tonio died to in the banner room. | "Naaah!" | 6th/10 |
| Team Scallop | Citadel of Doom | Cosmic Mario (Super Mario Galaxy) | f_unky | 10 | Fell and was shot by a skeleton. | "Oh my god. OH!" | 5th/8 |
| Toni | Horizon's Edge | Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes) | f_unky | 3 | Got blown up by a Creeper trying to run away from it. | "Oh, I'm dead." | 4th/8 |
| Velveteen HC | MineZ #1 | N/A | f_unky | 5 | Bandited by Milk off-screen. | "Oh! Oh." | 10th/10 |
| JamPack | UPSTANDING CITIZEN-CORE Remastered | Pen Pineapple Apple Pen | f_unky | 3 | Cornered by many zombies. | "Sigh...." | 1st/8 |
| Toni | Universe's Edge | Ice Mario (Super Mario Galaxy) | f_unky | 10 | Was shot by Blazes after getting off the ladder so Toni could get up. | "Oh no. Toni, it's- Remember me as a hero, Toni! Noooo! *Iaughs*" | 2nd/18 |
| Rolecore | Starbound | Human | Matt 'TonySpeed' | 7 | Accidentally boosted himself into lava. | "NO! Am l dead? Oh, wha- What?!" | 6th/8 |
| THP | MineZ | Garrett Hilbert (Dude Perfect) | f_unky | 7 | Accidentally hit escape and was killed by zombies. | "Oh shoot, no, oh I hit- I hit Escape! I'm an idiot! *laughter*" | 2nd/11 |
| Team Scallop | Mutated | Tony Gunk (Impractical Jokers) | f_unky | 13 | Mutant Enderman ate him for breakfast bro. | "l'm gonna die aIready. l have no idea what just happened. *laughter*" | 1st/10 |
| Rolecore | Calamity Canyon | Kapkan (Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege) | wallet_keys | 8 | A Ghast shot a fireball at Funky, causing the Red Sand Blocks above him to fall on top of him. As a result, when attempting to throw an Ender Pearl to escape, it collided with the Red Sand Blocks, pushing Funky out and causing him to fall to his death. | "And now I will die. Wh- WHAT!?" | 5th/8 |
| FTC | Ant Farm Hardcore Season 1 (FTC) | Gordon (Thomas the Tank Engine) | f_unky | 6 | Was swarmed by Cave Spiders. | "Oooh! Oh no! Oh, I'm gonna die. Oh-" | 4th/10 |
| NCICORE | Very Big Core | Burton Guster (Psych) | f_unky | 6 | Was instantly killed by fire that prevents you from cheesing out the wave room in Krubera Vault along with Cuub. | "We gotta watch our backs. Oh. What?" | 28th/30 |
| Rolecore | Burnout Fantasy | John Pat (JT Music) | wallet_keys | 6 | Thrown into the void by a Creeper explosion. | "NO!" | 10th/14 |
| Hardcore New Funky Mode | Bingo | Sal Vulcano (Impractical Jokers) | wallet_keys | 10 | Accidentally threw an Ender Pearl while fighting the Aerwhale King. | "I got hit by-whaat?!" | 2nd/7 |
| Rolecore | Betweenlands | Freddy Kruegbear (A Nightmare on Elm Street/Five Nights at Freddy's) | wallet_keys | 11* | Defeated the Primordial Malevolence and Spirit Tree and did not die. | N/A | 1st/10* |
| Toni | Gauntlet | Dark Troy
(High School Musical 2) |
wallet_keys | 9 | Bitten by the Hydra and instantly died | "WOAH!" | 4th/12 |
*Indicates they either died or survived after the goal was completed.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- He appeared in Team Scallop MineZ #1 as a cameo.
- He is awesome.