Swanlet
"WHY IS KNUCKLES HERE?!" - Swanlet (Cake Team Super Mario 64 Online #1)[edit | edit source]
Swanlet is the host and editor of the Cake Team's HC series, and a guest in Hardcore Adventures and Smashcore.
Hardcore Statistics[edit | edit source]
| Series | Season | Character | Username | Episode of Death | Cause of Death | Last Words | Place |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cake Team | MineZ #1 | Himself | Swanlet | 7 | Shot by Motokiid after he gave him everything he had (something not recommended in MineZ). | "What is this?! He shot me! NO!" | 1st/4 |
| Cake Team | Minecraft #1 | Donald Duck (Disney) | Swanlet | N/A | Survived and defeated the Ender Dragon. | N/A | *1st/6 |
| Cake Team | Terraria #1 | N/A | Swanlet | 8 | While making a sideways rope in the dungeon. Swan fell off and died to fall damage. | "Should we leave while we still... WAAAAA!!!" | 5th/6 |
| HC Adventures | Herobrine's Mansion | Himself | Swanlet | 4 | Swan was poisoned by the spider queen then finished off by Herobrine. | "Why am I always the last to die?" | 1st/6 |
| Cake Team | SM64O #1 | Yoshi | Swanlet | 6 | Attempted to outrun Bowser in the final fight but was tackled by him and fell into the void. | "WHAT?! NO! THAT'S STUPID, BS! Subscribe to Cake Team!" | 1st/4 |
| Cake Team | Minecraft #2 | Black Yoshi (Super Mario) | Swanlet | *18 | Was blown up by Super immediately after killing Moose. | "Why did you blow me up!?" | *1st/8 |
| Cake Team | MineZ #2 | Banjo & Kazooie (Banjo & Kazooie) | Swanlet | 9 | Walked off the ledge after failing the last fricking jump and burned in lava | "/FISHING ROD, I'M GONNA VOTE FOR THE SERVER BY- NO ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED W OH MY GOD I HATE THIS SEASON OH MY GOD I HATE THIS SEASON" | 1st/8 |
| Cake Team | Minecraft #3 | Pingu (Pingu) | Swanlet | 12 | Shot into the void by Soviet after he is hit into the portal. | "WHAT THE HECK YOU JUST KILLED ME! I'M OUTIE LIKE A FRICKIN' BELLY BUTTON CAUSE INDAGO SHOT ME OFF!" | 7th/12 |
| Smashcore | Terraria #1 | N/A | Swan won't die first | 3 | Shot to death by the Torch God after mistakenly summoning it. | "WHAT THE HECK?! Why are the torches attacking me?? Wait, what?!" | 7th/7 |
*Indicates they either died or survived after the goal was completed.
| Extended Last Words |
|---|
| "NOOO are you fricking serious? Oh my god are you serious - can I not... WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS G-. I can't, no I literally fell but i'm like standing on the... THAT WAS THE LAST FRICKING JUMP I HATE THIS STUPID OH. This is why we should have played fricking Club Penguin. No, are you kidding me? Are you serio-? I can't, no I can get up. I can log out and do it all over again. No. I'm pissed, I literally wanna- I literally wanna stab something. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS? oh my god... NO THAT WAS THE LAST JUMP, THAT WAS THE LAST JUMP. I JUST HAD TO DO A- A 3 BLOCK JUMP AND I MESSED UP BECAUSE I HIT THE STUPID SIDE OF THE DUMB STAIRCASE. I LITERALLY WAS SO FRICKING CLOSE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NO. THIS IS A STU- THIS IS A BAD GAME. POOR GAME MECHANIC. NO, LIKE WHAT IS THIS? YES, I LITERALLY WOULD HAVE WON, I COULD HAVE WON, I LITERALLY COULD HAVE WON. OH MY GOD. THIS GAME IS RETARDED... IM PISSED. NO I'M STILL ALIVE. I CAN DO THIS. THERE HAS TO BE A WAY, THERE HAS TO BE A WAY. /FISHING ROD, I'M GONNA VOTE FOR THE SERVER BY- NO ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED W OH MY GOD I HATE THIS SEASON OH MY GOD I HATE THIS SEASON" |