MineZ Hardcore Season 2 (Cake Team)

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MineZ Hardcore 2 is the 5th official season of Cake Team Hardcore hosted and edited by Swanlet The cast consists of Swanlet, Lazy, Super, Night, Poke, Zap, Smash, and Katahri on a quest to kill a Giant and defeat Devil's Respite.

Episodes[edit | edit source]

# Episode Name Release Date Link
1 HERE WE GO Aug 16, 2019 [1]
2 The Black Bandit Returns! Aug 19, 2019 [2]
3 Operation End Melee Aug 22, 2019 [3]
4 SELLING OUR BATHWATER Aug 25, 2019 [4]
5 THE FOOD SHORTAGE Aug 28, 2019 [5]
6 APPLE THIEF Aug 31, 2019 [6]
7 REDEMPTION Sep 3, 2019 [7]
8 WHERE'S LAZY Sep 6, 2019 [8]
9 DEVILS RESPITE Sep 14, 2019 [9]

Death Chart[edit | edit source]

Name Character Username Episode of Death Cause of Death Last Words
Super Mallow (Super Mario RPG) CaptainToad123 7 Was killed by a Zombie shortly after killing the Giant. "*High-pitched scream*"
Katahri Marth (Fire Emblem) Katahri 8 Failed a jump on the way to Devil's Respite and burned in lava. "I didn't sprint!"
Lazy Trunks (Dragon Ball) LazyCT 8 Failed a jump on the way to Devil's Respite and burned in lava. "I'm dead!"
Smash Steve Irwin noskincz 9 Swarmed by Pigmen and got obliterated. "OH FRIIICK"
Night Moe Szyslak (The Simpsons) NightHowler72 9 Failed a jump in the Devil's Respite parkour and was killed by Zombies. "Guys, I'm dead, half a heart"
Poke Austin Powers (Austin Powers) ThatOnePokeFan 9 Failed a jump in the Devil's Respite parkour and was killed by Zombies. "NAH, NAH, NAH I AM DEAD"
Zap Izuku Midoriya (My Hero Academia) ? 9 Got no-cheated while trying to make a jump in Devil's Respite boss room and burned in lava. "I'm so sorry, I nocheated, I nocheated."
Swanlet Banjo-Kazooie (Banjo-Kazooie) Swanlet 9 Walked off the ledge he was on after failing the last fricking jump and burned in lava. "FISHING ROD, I'M GONNA VOTE FOR THE SERVER BY- NO ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED W OH MY GOD I HATE THIS SEASON OH MY GOD I HATE THIS SEASON"
Extended Last Words
"NOOO are you fricking serious? Oh my god are you serious - can I not... WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS G-. I can't, no I literally fell but i'm like standing on the... THAT WAS THE LAST FRICKING JUMP I HATE THIS STUPID OH. This is why we should have played fricking Club Penguin. No, are you kidding me? Are you serio-? I can't, no I can get up. I can log out and do it all over again. No. I'm pissed, I literally wanna- I literally wanna stab something. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS? oh my god... NO THAT WAS THE LAST JUMP, THAT WAS THE LAST JUMP. I JUST HAD TO DO A- A 3 BLOCK JUMP AND I MESSED UP BECAUSE I HIT THE STUPID SIDE OF THE DUMB STAIRCASE. I LITERALLY WAS SO FRICKING CLOSE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NO. THIS IS A STU- THIS IS A BAD GAME. POOR GAME MECHANIC. NO, LIKE WHAT IS THIS? YES, I LITERALLY WOULD HAVE WON, I COULD HAVE WON, I LITERALLY COULD HAVE WON. OH MY GOD. THIS GAME IS RETARDED... IM PISSED. NO I'M STILL ALIVE. I CAN DO THIS. THERE HAS TO BE A WAY, THERE HAS TO BE A WAY. /FISHING ROD, I'M GONNA VOTE FOR THE SERVER BY- NO ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED W OH MY GOD I HATE THIS SEASON OH MY GOD I HATE THIS SEASON"

Player Portraits[edit | edit source]

Intro Quotes[edit | edit source]

"Weakest Link!" -Super

"Peta Tingle Peta Tingle." -Smash

"I don't wear pants." -Swan

"We're killing Swan." -Poke

"We got this EZ." -Zap

"Wait we lost Lazy." -Poke

"Remember guys if we find a bandit give him your stuff." -Swan

"There's someone here!" -Ben

"WHAT?!" -Swan

"Water Water!" -Lazy

"Guys I have pants and they're sexy pants." -Swan

"I'm down I'm at a heart and a half I'm dead!" -Zap

"Who opened the door?" -Super

"Oh shoot it's a baby." -Night

"I swear to god I saw a jumping black man." -Swan

"The only girl who plays video games in Belle Delphine." -Ben

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