Simoz's Hardcore/Minecraft Hardcore 1
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Minecraft Hardcore Season 1 was the third season of Simoz's Hardcore series, edited and uploaded by Simoz. The cast consisted of Simoz, Spicy, Near, Cri, Renn, Ten and Sal.
List of Episodes
| # | Episode Title | Release Date | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | w/ Near and Spicy! | Aug 18, 2017 | 1 |
| 2 | SO MANY SPIDERS! | Aug 20, 2017 | 2 |
| 3 | MINING ADVENTURES! | Aug 22, 2017 | 3 |
| 4 | RETURN OF THE CURSE! | Aug 24, 2017 | 4 |
| 5 | FUNKY MUSIC! | Aug 27, 2017 | 5 |
| 6 | DEATH WISH! | Aug 29, 2017 | 6 |
| 7 | SPOOKY GHOST! | Aug 31, 2017 | 7 |
| 8 | PIG MASSACRE! | Sep 3, 2017 | 8 |
| 9 | THE GRIND BEGINS! | Sep 5, 2017 | 9 |
| 10 | A TREACHEROUS JOURNEY! | Sep 7, 2017 | 10 |
| 11 | HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! | Sep 10, 2017 | 11 |
Death Chart
| Name | Character | Username | Episode of death | Cause of Death | Last Words |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sal | Dead Cell (Dead Cells) | TheSalacom | 6 | Melee attacked by a blaze before slowly burning to death. | "I'm dead, I'm Dead!" |
| Ten | Damon Gant (Ace Attorney) | Ten824 | 8 | Barely survived a creeper explosion before being shot by a skeleton. | "They're everywhere. Ahh!" |
| Cri | Pineapple Sackboy (LittleBig Planet) | iCrii | 10 | Surrounded by a few endermen soon after entering The End. | "Oh my god, five of them are aggro'd on me! What the fuck!" |
| Simoz | King Dedede (Kirby) | Simoz64 | 10 | Knocked into the air by the Enderdragon and dying from fall damage. | "Huh! I'm dead..." |
| Renn | Beowulf (Skullgirls) | CommanderT4k4 | 11 | Killed by an enderman after being weakened by the Enderdragon. | "No no no no no!" |
| Near | Nicolas Cage's face | NearTheRiver | *11 | *Killed by Up44 after returning home. | "Not again, not a goddamn again! I was- yo! No, nooo! NO!" |
| Spicy | Abigail (Stardew Valley) | Spicyman33 | *11 | *Killed by Up44 after returning home. | "Ten protect me, no no no!" |
*Spicy and Near died after killing the Enderdragon, thus making them the winners.
Intro quotes
Simoz: Cri, behind you!
Spicy: One chicken in the cock hole!
Near: That's what she said
Taka: So, I found a village.
Near: That's just pure suicide.
Cri: Guys, there's a bat!
Taka: Shut up and you're stupid
Spicy: Oh, there's a creeper right outside the door!
Sal: There's a dungeon! It's a dungeon!
Ten: Simoz, behind you!
Near: DO IT, SIMOZ!
Cri I found a cute flower
Ten: *giggles*
Trivia
- Spicy was a last minute guest, as the planned guest overslept.
- Spicy buried a chest full of stone hoes and wrote a book with the coordinates in case he died. The book never came into play as Spicy survived. After up44 killed him and Near there was a stone hoe on his grave honoring this.
- This was the first season that featured a post season show.