NearTheRiver
“NICHOLAS CAGE!” - Near (Simoz Minecraft #1)[edit | edit source]
NearTheRiver is a guest in Simoz's hardcore series, User's hardcore series, Taka's hardcore series, ToastCore, Cri's hardcore series, Scorched, and Rolecore, as well as a member of Nova Quest.
Hardcore Statistics[edit | edit source]
| Series | Season | Character | Username | Episode of Death | Cause of Death | Last Words | Place |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cri | Minecraft Perma-Night Mini | ??? | NearTheRiver | 1 | Directly after he accidentally killed User, he was killed by the Skeleton he was trying to aim at. | "Everyone run! Woo-!" | 5th/7 |
| Cri | Minecraft Nether Mini #1 | ??? | NearTheRiver | 1 | At the fortress, Near was attacked and killed by a Wither Skeleton. | "Oh! Welp." | 5th/5 |
| Simoz | MineZ #1 | Thomas the Tank Engine (Thomas and Friends) | NearTheRiver | 5 | Team A is ambushed by very well geared players. Near is the last to fall, To a swing of a diamond sword. | "Aw fuck, come on... no..." | 3rd/7 |
| Squidward | MineZ #1 | Squidward (Spongebob) | NearTheRiver | *4 | Killed by a horde of zombies in the third round of the Mantle. | "I'm at half a heart! Good luck everybody!" | *3rd/7 |
| User | MineZ #1 | Propeller Knight (Shovel Knight) | NearTheRiver | 4 | Chased down by bandits near at logging camp, killed while typing to them. | "Oh god, they're hitting me, they're hitting me, wha-?" | 8th/8 |
| Simoz | Minecraft #1 | Nicholas Cage's Face | NearTheRiver | *11 | After defeating the Ender Dragon, he is killed by Up44 with a diamond sword. | "Not again, not a goddamn again! I was- yo! No, nooo! NO!" | *2nd/7 |
| User | MineZ #2 | Monokuma (Danganronpa) | NearTheRiver | *8 | ProtonToad kills him in the death match. | "Awwww." | *2nd/9 |
| ToastCore | Minecraft #1 | Head Elf (Rudolph) | NearTheRiver | 11 | The Ender Dragon launches him into the air and he dies of fall damage. | "Oh, fu-! No, no! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! OH!" | 3rd/7 |
| Squidward | MineZ #4 | Squidward in a chicken suit (Spongebob) | NearTheRiver | 16 | Seemingly made the final jump of Air Trial, but was then no-cheated, causing him to unintentionally walk off the platform and into the void. | "I NO‑CHEATED! I NO-CHEATED! WHAT!? WHAT!?" | 5th/16 |
| Scorched | Kitten's Revolt | Rolf (Ed, Edd n Eddy) | NearTheRiver | 6 | After Tahmis triggered a trap, a Creeper fell behind Near, killing him instantly. | "WHAT!?" | 8th/8 |
*Indicates they either died or survived after the goal was completed.