Simoz's Hardcore/Minecraft Hardcore 1
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Minecraft Hardcore Season 1 was the third season of Simoz's Hardcore Series, edited and uploaded by Simoz. The cast consisted of Simoz, Spicy, Near, Cri, Renn, Ten and Sky.
Cast Information and Death Order[edit | edit source]
| Cast Member | Character | Death Episode | Cause of Death | Last Words | |
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Sky | The Beheaded (Dead Cells) | 6 | Melee attacked by a blaze before slowly burning to death. | "I'm dead, I'm Dead!" |
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Ten | Damon Gant (Ace Attorney) | 8 | Barely survived a creeper explosion before being shot by a skeleton. | "WHAT?!" |
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Cri | Pineapple Sackboy (LittleBig Planet) | 10 | Surrounded by a few endermen soon after entering The End. | "Oh my god, five of them are aggro'd on me! What the fuck!" |
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Simoz | King Dedede (Kirby) | 10 | Knocked into the air by the Enderdragon and dying from fall damage. | "*gasp* I'm dead..." |
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Renn | Beowulf (Skullgirls) | 11 | Killed by an enderman after being weakened by the Enderdragon. | "No no no no no!" |
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Near | Nicolas Cage's face | *11 | *Killed by Up44 after returning home. | "Not again, not a goddamn again! I was- yo! No, nooo! NO!" |
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Spicy | Abigail (Stardew Valley) | *11 | *Killed by Up44 after returning home. | "Ten protect me, no no no!" |
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*Indicates they either died or survived after the goal was completed.
Season Summary[edit | edit source]
| # | Thumbnail | Title | Release Date | Length |
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Trailer | Aug 13, 2017 | |
| A new season of Hardcore is on the way! | ||||
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w/ Near and Spicy! | Aug 18, 2017 | 17:47 |
| [Short episode synopsis] | ||||
| 2 | 
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SO MANY SPIDERS! | Aug 20, 2017 | 15:23 |
| [Short episode synopsis] | ||||
| 3 | 
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MINING ADVENTURES! | Aug 22, 2017 | 14:23 |
| [Short episode synopsis] | ||||
| 4 | 
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RETURN OF THE CURSE! | Aug 24, 2017 | 15:17 |
| [Short episode synopsis] | ||||
| 5 | 
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FUNKY MUSIC! | Aug 27, 2017 | 12:48 |
| [Short episode synopsis] | ||||
| 6 | 
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DEATH WISH! | Aug 29, 2017 | 19:55 |
| [Short episode synopsis] | ||||
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SPOOKY GHOST! | Aug 31, 2017 | 14:47 |
| [Short episode synopsis] | ||||
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PIG MASSACRE! | Sep 3, 2017 | 16:07 |
| [Short episode synopsis] | ||||
| 9 | 
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THE GRIND BEGINS! | Sep 5, 2017 | 18:47 |
| [Short episode synopsis] | ||||
| 10 | 
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A TREACHEROUS JOURNEY! | Sep 7, 2017 | 19:24 |
| [Short episode synopsis] | ||||
| 11 | 
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HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! | Sep 10, 2017 | 14:21 |
| [Short episode synopsis] | ||||
Portraits[edit | edit source]
| Name | Alive | Dead |
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| Spicy |
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| Near |
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| Cri |
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Intro quotes[edit | edit source]
"Cri, behind you!" -Simoz
"One chicken in the cock hole!" -Spicy
"That's what she said" -Near
"So, I found a village." -Renn
"That's just pure suicide." -Near
"Guys, there's a bat!" -Cri
"Shut up and you're stupid" -Renn
"Oh, there's a creeper right outside the door!" -Spicy
"There's a dungeon! It's a dungeon!" -Sal
"Simoz, behind you!" -Ten
"DO IT, SIMOZ!" -Near
"I found a cute flower" -Cri
*giggles* -Ten
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Spicy was a last minute guest, as the planned guest overslept.
- Spicy buried a chest full of stone hoes and wrote a book with the coordinates in case he died. The book never came into play as Spicy survived. After up44 killed him and Near there was a stone hoe on his grave honoring this.
- This was the first season that featured a post season show.