Simoz's Hardcore/Minecraft Hardcore 1
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Simoz Minecraft Hardcore is a Hardcore season posted on Simoz' YouTube channel, starting on August 18, 2017. The guests were Spicyman33, NearTheRiver, Cri, Renn, Ten, and Sal, and the goal was to slay the Enderdragon.
List of Episodes
| Episode # | Episode Title/Link to episode |
|---|---|
| 1 | w/ Near and Spicy! |
| 2 | SO MANY SPIDERS! |
| 3 | MINING ADVENTURES! |
| 4 | RETURN OF THE CURSE! |
| 5 | FUNKY MUSIC! |
| 6 | DEATH WISH! |
| 7 | SPOOKY GHOST! |
| 8 | PIG MASSACRE! |
| 9 | THE GRIND BEGINS! |
| 10 | A TREACHEROUS JOURNEY! |
| 11 | HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! |
Death Chart
| Name | Character | Username | Episode of death | Cause of Death | Last Words |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sal | Dead Cell (Dead Cells) | TheSalacom | Episode 6 | Melee attacked by a blaze before slowly burning to death. | "I'm dead, I'm Dead!" |
| Ten | Damon Gant (Ace Attorney) | Ten824 | Episode 8 | Barely survived a creeper explosion before being shot by a skeleton. | "They're everywhere. Ahh!" |
| Cri | Pineapple Sackboy (LittleBig Planet) | iCrii | Episode 10 | Surrounded by a few endermen soon after entering The End. | "Oh my god, five of them are aggro'd on me! What the fuck!" |
| Simoz | King Dedede (Kirby) | Simoz64 | Episode 10 | Knocked into the air by the Enderdragon and dying from fall damage. | "Huh! I'm dead..." |
| Renn | Beowulf (Skullgirls) | CommanderT4k4 | Episode 11 | Killed by an enderman after being weakened by the Enderdragon. | "No no no no no!" |
| Near | Nicolas Cage's face | NearTheRiver | *Episode 11 | *Killed by Up44 after returning home. | "Not again, not a goddamn again! I was- yo! No, nooo! NO!" |
| Spicy | Abigail (Stardew Valley) | Spicyman33 | *Episode 11 | *Killed by Up44 after returning home. | "Ten protect me, no no no!" |
*Spicy and Near died after killing the Enderdragon, thus making them the winners.
Intro quotes
Simoz: Cri, behind you!
Spicy: One chicken in the cock hole!
Near: That's what she said
Taka: So, I found a village.
Near: That's just pure suicide.
Cri: Guys, there's a bat!
Taka: Shut up and you're stupid
Spicy: Oh, there's a creeper right outside the door!
Sal: There's a dungeon! It's a dungeon!
Ten: Simoz, behind you!
Near: DO IT, SIMOZ!
Cri I found a cute flower
Ten: *giggles*
Trivia
- Spicy was a last minute guest, as the planned guest overslept.
- Spicy buried a chest full of stone hoes and wrote a book with the coordinates in case he died. The book never came into play as Spicy survived. After up44 killed him and Near there was a stone hoe on his grave honoring this.
- This was the first season that featured a post season show.