Simoz's Hardcore/MineZ Hardcore 1
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MineZ Hardcore Season 1 was the first season of Simoz's Hardcore series, edited and uploaded by Simoz. The cast consisted of Simoz, Near, Renn, Cri, Ten, Swan and Sky.
Cast Information and Death Order[edit | edit source]
| Cast Member | Character | Death Episode | Cause of Death | Last Words |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ten | N/A | 2 | Ten dies while trying to fetch supplies for the other two members of Team B. He turned out to be just a low as the others, and a Chest Zombie ate his brains. | "Should I open the chest? NO!" |
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| Renn | Pringles Man | 5 | After finally arriving at Sirus, Team A solves their thirst issue and all seems well until they get ambushed by a group of players. Renn is the first to fall, to a diamond sword. | "Aw fuck, No, he's here!" |
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| Simoz | Quote (Cave Story) | 5 | While at Sirus collecting supplies, He is killed by a player with a diamond sword. | "I'm dead." |
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| Swan | King Harkinian (Legend Of Zelda) | 5 | They are ambushed by well geared players with diamond swords. He is shot while trying to escape the chaos. | "how are you guys doing" |
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| Near | Thomas (Thomas The Tank Engine) | 5 | Team A is ambushed by very well geared players. Near is the last to fall, To a swing of a diamond sword. | "Ah, oh fuck, come on. " |
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| Cri | Toad (Super Mario) | 5 | Cri sees names further underground. After Sal assumes that it’s the other group, it turns out to be the team that killed Team A. Cri tries to fight back, but is sliced by a diamond sword. | "Thats not them. Run. Sal. NIPE!" |
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| Sky | Hattori (Brawlhalla) | 5 | As the last member alive with only half a heart remaining, Sky tries to frantically run away, but is later finished of by the same player that killed Swan with a diamond sword. | "I'm so dead! GOODBYE WORLD!" |
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Season Summary[edit | edit source]
| # | Thumbnail | Title | Release Date | Length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 
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w/ Near, Taka, Simoz, Cri, Ten, Swan, and Sal! | Jun 1, 2017 | 15:31 |
| [Short episode synopsis] | ||||
| 2 | 
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WE'RE SO LOW! | Jun 6, 2017 | 13:26 |
| [Short episode synopsis] | ||||
| 3 | 
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MY SWORD BROKE! | Jun 8, 2017 | 14:57 |
| [Short episode synopsis] | ||||
| 4 | 
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GETTING LOST! | Jun 11, 2017 | 8:55 |
| [Short episode synopsis] | ||||
| 5 | 
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RAVE PARTY! | Jun 15, 2017 | 11:50 |
| [Short episode synopsis] | ||||
Intro Quotes[edit | edit source]
"Oh my God, seriously?" -Renn
"Now we're goin'." -Near
"Let's just go to Ridgevale." -Simoz
"There's someone here." -Near
"Fuck." -Renn
"This is a dangerous place." -Sky
"Is this the right way?" -Near
"It's a random player." -Cri
"No, he's here!" -Renn
"We need water." -Near
"Oh! Th- they- they're here!" -Sky
"You fucked us over real good." -Near
"This was an awful idea!" -Ten
"I'm at half a heart!" -Sky
"I like long walks on the beach." -Ten