MineZ Hardcore Season 2 (Cake Team)
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MineZ Hardcore 2 is the 5th official season of Cake Team Hardcore hosted and edited by Swanlet The cast consists of Swanlet, Lazy, Super, Night, Poke, Zap, Smash, and Katahri on a quest to kill a Giant and defeat Devil's Respite
Episodes
| # | Episode Name | Release Date | Link |
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| 1 | HERE WE GO | Aug 16, 2019 | [1] |
| 2 | The Black Bandit Returns! | Aug 19, 2019 | [2] |
| 3 | Operation End Melee | Aug 22, 2019 | [3] |
| 4 | SELLING OUR BATHWATER | Aug 25, 2019 | [4] |
| 5 | THE FOOD SHORTAGE | Aug 28, 2019 | [5] |
| 6 | APPLE THIEF | Aug 31, 2019 | [6] |
| 7 | REDEMPTION | Sep 3, 2019 | [7] |
| 8 | WHERE'S LAZY | Sep 6, 2019 | [8] |
Death Chart
| Name | Character | Username | Episode of Death | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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| Super | Mallow (Super Mario RPG) | CaptainToad123 | 7 | Was killed by a Zombie shortly after killing the Giant. | "*High-pitched scream*" |
| Katahri | Marth (Fire Emblem) | Katahri | 8 | Failed a jump on the way to Devil's Respite and burned in lava. | "I didn't sprint!" |
| Lazy | Trunks (Dragon Ball) | LazyCT | 8 | Failed a jump on the way to Devil's Respite and burned in lava. | "I'm dead!" |
| Smash | Steve Irwin | noskincz | 9 | Swarmed by Pigmen and got obliterated. | "OH FRIIICK" |
| Night | Moe Szyslak (The Simpsons) | NightHowler72 | 9 | Failed a jump in the Devil's Respite parkour and was killed by Zombies. | "Guys, I'm dead, half a heart" |
| Poke | Austin Powers (Austin Powers) | ThatOnePokeFan | 9 | Failed a jump in the Devil's Respite parkour and was killed by Zombies. | "NAH, NAH, NAH I AM DEAD" |
| Zap | Izuku Midoriya (My Hero Academia) | ZapTheCircuit | 9 | Lagged back while trying to make a jump in Devil's Respite boss room and burned in lava. | "I'm so sorry, I nocheated, I nocheated." |
| Swanlet | Banjo-Kazooie (Banjo-Kazooie) | Swanlet | 9 | Accidentally pressed W after failing the last fricking jump and burned in lava. | "NOOO are you fricking serious? Oh my god are you serious - can I not... WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS G-. I can't, no I literally fell but i'm like standing on the... THAT WAS THE LAST FRICKING JUMP I HATE THIS STUPID OH. This is why we should have played fricking Club Penguin. No, are you kidding me? Are you serio-? I can't, no I can get up. I can log out and do it all over again. No. I'm pissed, I literally wanna- I literally wanna stab something. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS? oh my god... NO THAT WAS THE LAST JUMP, THAT WAS THE LAST JUMP. I JUST HAD TO DO A- A 3 BLOCK JUMP AND I MESSED UP BECAUSE I HIT THE STUPID SIDE OF THE DUMB STAIRCASE. I LITERALLY WAS SO FRICKING CLOSE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NO. THIS IS A STU- THIS IS A BAD GAME. POOR GAME MECHANIC. NO, LIKE WHAT IS THIS? YES, I LITERALLY WOULD HAVE WON, I COULD HAVE WON, I LITERALLY COULD HAVE WON. OH MY GOD. THIS GAME IS RETARDED... IM PISSED. NO I'M STILL ALIVE. I CAN DO THIS. THERE HAS TO BE A WAY, THERE HAS TO BE A WAY. /FISHING ROD, I'M GONNA VOTE FOR THE SERVER BY- NO I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED W OH MY GOD I HATE THIS SEASON OH MY GOD I HATE THIS SEASON" |
Player Portraits
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Swanlet
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Lazy
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Lazy (Dead)
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Poke
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Ben
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Ben (Dead)
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Super
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Super (Dead)
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Night
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Zap
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Zap (Dead)
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Smash
Intro Quotes
"Weakest Link!"- Super
"Peta Tingle Peta Tingle."- Smash
"I don't wear pants."- Swan
"We're killing Swan."- Poke
"We got this EZ."- Zap
"Wait we lost Lazy."- Poke
"Remember guys if we find a bandit give him your stuff."- Swan
"There's someone here!"- Ben
"WHAT?!"- Swan
"Water Water!"- Lazy
"Guys I have pants and they're sexy pants."- Swan
"I'm down I'm at a heart and a half I'm dead!" - Zap
"Who opened the door?"- Super
"Oh shoot it's a baby."- Night
"I swear to god I saw a jumping black man."- Swan
"The only girl who plays video games in Belle Delphine."- Ben