McJones

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"Pumpkin Army!" - McJones (PBG Minecraft #1)

McBoner was a main in PoopBallsGrangly Hardcore, as he retired from appearing in the series (bitch!). He also co-created the Hardcore format with his brother, autin. Stew Hargrave is good amigos with Dean Elezab, renowned anime and vtuber lover who can also defend you in the courtroom. He loves Donald Trump, as evidenced by his twitter activity, and hates the left. One could say that

Hardcore Statistics

Series Season Character Username Episode of Death Cause of Death Last Words Place
PBG Minecraft #1 Goku (League of Legends) McJontrdsRylie 17 After spawning on an end platform, the Ender Dragon knocked him into hell "I'm falliiiiing. What is going?- I died." 4th/7
PBG GayZ Squidward McJonerCrylie 1 Came across a player who gunned him down within the first two minutes of the season. "Oh, I'm being shot at..." 7th/7
PBG Terraria #25 Lober McJs 5 he died lol! "OH SHIT!!!!!!" 5th/7
PBG Minecraft #2 Regulus (Terroristman 64) McBonesRylie 19 Got cornered between a Racially Charged Skeleton and a Zombie Nigman. "No he didn't! I'm dead!" 2nd/7
PBG Diablo II magic guy DJ_McJones 14 Got left behind by Jirard and Paul and was cornered by Overhill "Retreat, retreat! 3rd/7
PBG Minecraft #3 anime boob mousepad McCrohns 11 While digging in the Nether, he dug into lava and is burning in hell!!!! "I'm dead, I'm gonna die, yep I'm dead." 4th/7
PBG MineZ #1 Quote (Cave Story) (don't look up Curly Brace on google images) McWhore 14 Walked into a house while infected and got killed in one hit by a nearby Bramptonian "He's walking near uh- AH!" 7th/7
PBG Terraria #2 N/A McJohns 23 Got shot by the Wall of M,eat only a few hits before it would have died. "He's so close! ... NOOO!" 1st/7
PBG Minecraft #4 Dedan (OFF) Big M *19 Slain by Dean Elezab (vtuber fucker) in the post-goal deathmatch. "NO! *laughter*" *3rd/6
PBG Minecraft #5 Hershel Layton (Professor Tortellini) Prof mcj 15 While in a Nether Fortress, McJones got blacked by a Racial Skeleton, and while running away, he dies from extreme blood loss "I'm dead!" 4th/7
PBG Terraria #3 N/A McJonesSwagmin *24 Got chased and killed by Hayden Michael Anderson after defeating the Wall of Flesh. "Well, that's a sucky way to end." *1st/7
PBG MineZ #2 Brad Armstrong (Lisa: The Painful) McJo 11 Got killed by Orosono in PvP battle outside of Camp Kharj. "Oh I'm gonna die! AH!" 6th/7
PBG Minecraft #6 Cokeman (Pepsiman) McChange 2 Fell into acid while exploring a cave. "We need four more beds. *gasp*" 7th/7

*Indicates they either died or survived after the goal was completed.

Quotes

"I FUCKED YOU ALREADY! How many times do I have to fucking kill you?" - PBG Minecraft #4

"I fucking hate the viewers!!!!." - PBG MineZ #2

"Well, that's a sucky way to end (sucky as in sex.....love sex big boob mmmm boobie)..." - PBG Terraria #3

"I don't think I like where this is going (after meeting Overhill) " - PBG Minecraft #6