Cri's HC/Squidward Hardcore 1
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"JOIN THE SQUIDWARD CULT OR DIE!" - Rennward
MineZ Hardcore (SQUIDWARD EDITION), later known as Squidward Hardcore #1, is the first season of Squidward Hardcore and Cri's Hardcore overall. It follows seven members of the "Squidward Cult" on a quest to "please the Giant Squidward in the Sky" by journeying to the Hell Tree. The cast consists of Criward, Skyward, Danward, Rivward, Rennward, Userward, and Swanward.
Cast Information and Death Order[edit | edit source]
| Cast Member | Character | Death Episode | Cause of Death | Last Words | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Danward | Squidward
(SpongeBob SquarePants) |
1 | Left the game. | "Why are there so many Squidwards? We all crashed" |
| _King_Daniels_ | |||||
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Skyward | Squidward
(SpongeBob SquarePants) |
2 | Was knocked into the Frostbain Catacombs and slowly killed by Zombies. | "With my last breath... I curse User." |
| TheSalacom | |||||
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Rennward | Squidward
(SpongeBob SquarePants) |
4* | After hitting a Baby Zombie Pigman, he was launched into the air and died to fall damage. | "Oh pigman, pigman! No- OH GOD!" |
| CommanderMeouch | |||||
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Userward | Squidward
(SpongeBob SquarePants) |
4* | He was overcome by a horde of zombies in the Mantle. | "WHOA! WHOA! I'M GONNA DIE!" |
| iiShadowFox | |||||
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Rivward | Squidward
(SpongeBob SquarePants) |
4* | He was overcome by a horde of zombies in the Mantle. | "I'm at half a heart! Good luck everybody!" |
| NearTheRiver | |||||
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Criward | Squidward
(SpongeBob SquarePants) |
4* | They were overcome by a horde of zombies in the Mantle. | "This is it boyo! I'm at half a heart! NEAR!" |
| iiCri | |||||
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Swanward | Squidward
(SpongeBob SquarePants) |
4* | He was overcome by a horde of zombies in the Mantle. | "Ready? This is the end of the road. PRAISE SQUIDWARD!" |
| swan153 | |||||
* Indicates they either died or survived after the goal was completed.
Season Summary[edit | edit source]
[A summary of the events of the season, could be up to 3 or 4 paragraphs.]
| # | Thumbnail | Title | Release Date | Length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 
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Ft. Sal, Dan, River, Taka, User & Swan | Jun 30, 2017 | 12:00 |
| The Squidward Cult forms and sets off on a journey to please the Giant Squidward in the Sky. | ||||
| 2 | 
|
SQUIDWARD REUNION | Jul 1, 2017 | 12:32 |
| The Squidwards make their way through a dangerous snowy forest. | ||||
| 3 | 
|
HELL TREE | Jul 2, 2017 | 12:54 |
| The Squidwards take on the Hell Tree. | ||||
| 4 | 
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FINALE (THE MANTLE) | Jul 6, 2017 | 12:31 |
| The Squidwards continue to try to please their diety. | ||||
Music[edit | edit source]
| First Featured In | Artist | Song Title |
|---|---|---|
| Intro | Kevin MacLeod | Truth of the Legend |
| Episode 1 | Daniel Pemberton | My Advice - Part 3 |
| Kevin MacLeod | Medusa | |
| Daniel Pemberton | Cries in the Wind | |
| Kevin MacLeod | Monkeys Spinning Monkeys | |
| Episode 2 | Mat Clark | The Wilderness (Interactive Music) |
| Episode 3 | Bobby Prince | Suspense |
| Episode 4 | Paul Thomson | Meanies |
| Paul Thomson | Panic |
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- This is the first full hardcore edited by Cri.
- Every episode is between 12 and 13 minutes in length.