Astra Hardcore/Harbinger

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Astra Harbinger is the third official season of Astra Hardcore, in which the cast must collect all 16 wools from the Complete the Monument map Harbinger in order to save all of their dead friends and/or escape from hell at the request of Pussyheimer... I think. The cast consists of Wack, Mikey, Yives, Fudge, Andrew, Block, Gavin, and Rukir. Jake is also there, if you believe.

Episodes

# Episode Name Release Date Link
1 Hijinks in Hell Jan 30, 2022 [1]
2 The Gorilla Hypothetical Feb 2, 2022 [2]
3 Mad Town of Albuquerque Feb 4, 2022 [3]
4 What A Wonderful Wool Feb 6, 2022 [4]
5 The Skeletal Lumberjack Feb 9, 2022 [5]
6 Ft. George Lopez! Feb 11, 2022 [6]
7 Space Chimps on Blu-Ray & DVD Feb 13, 2022 [7]
8 Walls of Silver Feb 16, 2022 [8]
9 In Space... Feb 18, 2022 [9]
10 The Cube Feb 20, 2022 [10]
11 Into Radness Feb 23, 2022 [11]
12 Desperate Measures Feb 26, 2022 [12]
13 Vs. The World Feb 27, 2022 [13]

Deaths

Name Character Username Episode of Death Cause of Death Last Words
Fudge Nightmare Big Ch*ngus (Reddit) fudge_lol 1 Went to go get a drink, but then got hacked by the Punjabi Virus and died to 2 Zombies. *a singular click sound effect*
Mikey Pretender (Pretend) Palec_ 2 Failed to Beware The Falling Creeper. "Did you not notice he was gone for the past hooUR-"
Block Epic Face Guy But He's Really Dapper astrafan11111111 3 Was in the middle of an Epic Siege and got shot by a Skeleton. "What's up?"
Child Pure mLG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shwingglemimer 4 Got hacked by a much more powerful Punjabi Virus and got blown up by the most insane Lagpixel Creeper known to man. "What the f-what?!"
Andrew Nightmare Mario (?????) Andrew7s 5 Fell off a staircase after failing a jump. "Umm, you will get one-shot. *laughter*"
Rory Siegward of Catarina (Dark Souls III) EelSux 9 Shot a really terrible Ender Pearl, falling into lava. "NOO, NOOOO... NOOOoo"
Dog Flippy (Toon-Town Online) Hi____ 10 Attempted to block off a Charged Creeper, but died for his hubris. "Oh well there it is! That was actually really simple.. fuckin..whhHAT-HU-HWHAT?!"
Wack Dr. Wasabi (Chop Socky Chooks) WackMaDino HE DIDNT!!! GOT ALL THE WOOLS AND ESCAPED HELL!!! WOOO YEAH!!! "okay jacob say: 'we did it!'"

"WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"YEAAHH!!!"

Player Portraits

Intro Quotes

"Dead gaaame bitch, get a new hobby, holy shit." -Wack

"I'm comin for you astra fan, youre not alone! I've lost hope :(" -Mikey "Did you not notice he was gone for the past hooUUR-" -Mikey

"Mom they said hell! Terraria 1.3.6 duplication glitch." -Child "Woah woah woah woah... What the f-what?!?!" -Child

"Wait where did that guy come from..? That's just rude!" -Fudge "... (busy being hacked by punjabi virus)" -Fudge

"There's this game called Zero Escape... Stand still, I'm gonna punch you in." -Andrew "Umm, you will get one-shot (laughter)." -Andrew

"I'm your favorite person? Really? Epic lag failure." -Block "*various noises of both surprise and sorrow*" -Child

"Where did all the normal people go...? So you think you're a Dreamer now, huh?" -Dog "That was actually really simple- fuckin-whHAT? HUH-WHAT?!?!" -Dog

"Smack cam! Daaaamn! Weeeee" -Rory "*gasp* NOOO, NOOO... NOOOOo" -Rory

*Bold text symbolizes the quote after that person has died.

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