Astra Hardcore/Harbinger
Astra Harbinger is the third official season of Astra Hardcore, hosted and edited by Wack. The cast consists of Wack, Mikey, Yives, Fudge, Andrew, Block, Gavin, and Rory. The season was recorded on the Complete the Monument map Harbinger, with the goal being to collect 16 wools and return them to the monument.
Episodes[edit | edit source]
# | Episode Name | Release Date | Link |
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1 | Hijinks in Hell | Jan 30, 2022 | [1] |
2 | The Gorilla Hypothetical | Feb 2, 2022 | [2] |
3 | Mad Town of Albuquerque | Feb 4, 2022 | [3] |
4 | What A Wonderful Wool | Feb 6, 2022 | [4] |
5 | The Skeletal Lumberjack | Feb 9, 2022 | [5] |
6 | Ft. George Lopez! | Feb 11, 2022 | [6] |
7 | Space Chimps on Blu-Ray & DVD | Feb 13, 2022 | [7] |
8 | Walls of Silver | Feb 16, 2022 | [8] |
9 | In Space... | Feb 18, 2022 | [9] |
10 | The Cube | Feb 20, 2022 | [10] |
11 | Into Radness | Feb 23, 2022 | [11] |
12 | Desperate Measures | Feb 26, 2022 | [12] |
13 | Vs. The World | Feb 27, 2022 | [13] |
Deaths[edit | edit source]
Name | Character | Username | Episode of Death | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Fudge | Nightmare Mario | fudge_lol | 1 | Went to go get a drink, but then got hacked by the Punjabi Virus and died to 2 Zombies. | *a singular click sound effect* |
Mikey | Pretender (Pretend) | Palec_ | 2 | Failed to Beware The Falling Creeper. | "Did you not notice he was gone for the past hooUR-" |
Block | Epic Face Guy But He's Really Dapper | astrafan11111111 | 3 | Was in the middle of an Epic Siege and got shot by a Skeleton. | "What's up?" |
Yives | Pure mLG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Shwingglemimer | 5 | Got hacked by a much more powerful Punjabi Virus and got blown up by the most insane Lagpixel Creeper known to man. | "What the f-what?!" |
Andrew | Nightmare Big Ch*ngus | Andrew7s | 5 | Fell off a staircase after failing a jump. | "Umm, you will get one-shot. *laughter*" |
Rory | Siegward of Catarina (Dark Souls III) | EelSux | 9 | Shot a really terrible Ender Pearl, falling into lava. | "NOO, NOOOO... NOOOoo" |
Gavin | Flippy (Toon-Town Online) | Hi____ | 10 | Attempted to block off a Charged Creeper, but died for his hubris. | "Oh well there it is! That was actually really simple... fuckin... whhHAT-HU-HWHAT?!" |
Wack | Dr. Wasabi (Chop Socky Chooks) | WackMaDino | HE DIDNT!!! | GOT ALL THE WOOLS AND ESCAPED HELL!!! WOOO YEAH!!! | "okay jacob say: 'we did it!'"
"WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!" "YEAAHH!!!" |
Player Portraits[edit | edit source]
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Wack
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Wack (Danger)
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Wack (Dead)
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Palec
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Palec (Danger)
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Palec (Dead)
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Child
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Child (Danger)
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Child (Dead)
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Fudge
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Fudge (Dead)
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Andrew
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Andrew (Danger)
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Andrew (Dead)
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Block
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Block (Danger)
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Block (Dead)
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Gavin
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Gavin (Danger)
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Gavin (Dead)
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Rory
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Rory (Danger)
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Rory (Dead)
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JAKE!!!!!!!!!! he was in the channel banner :D
Intro Quotes[edit | edit source]
"Dead gaaame bitch, get a new hobby, holy shit." -Wack
"I'm comin for you astra fan, youre not alone! I've lost hope :(" -Mikey "Did you not notice he was gone for the past hooUUR-" -Mikey
"Mom they said hell! Terraria 1.3.6 duplication glitch." -Child "Woah woah woah woah... What the f-what?!?!" -Child
"Wait where did that guy come from..? That's just rude!" -Fudge "... (busy being hacked by punjabi virus)" -Fudge
"There's this game called Zero Escape... Stand still, I'm gonna punch you in." -Andrew "Umm, you will get one-shot (laughter)." -Andrew
"I'm your favorite person? Really? Epic lag failure." -Block "*various noises of both surprise and sorrow*" -Child
"Where did all the normal people go...? So you think you're a Dreamer now, huh?" -Gavin "That was actually really simple- fuckin-whHAT? HUH-WHAT?!?!" -Gavin
"Smack cam! Daaaamn! Weeeee" -Rory "*gasp* NOOO, NOOO... NOOOOo" -Rory
*Bold text symbolizes the quote after that person has died.