Simoz's Hardcore/Minecraft Hardcore 3
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Minecraft Hardcore #3: Paranoia is the sixth installment of Simoz' Hardcore series edited and uploaded by Simoz, and the third Minecraft season. It follows Simoz, Toad, Zartle, Renn, Awokenkyoger, Cri, Ten and Sal on a journey to defeat the Ghast Queen. The group starts with fifty hearts each, which are invisible to the player and not able to be regenerated by any means. Moreover, the mobs have various buffs, such as Creepers blending into the environment.
Episodes
| # | Episode Name | Release Date | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | Simoz HC trailer starring iCryInMySleep and TheSalacom | Jun 24, 2020 | [0] |
| 1 | It's About Time | Jul 1, 2020 | [1] |
| 2 | Panic! At the House | Jul 4, 2020 | [2] |
| 3 | Way Down We Go | Jul 7, 2020 | [3] |
| 4 | So Close yet so Far | Jul 10, 2020 | [4] |
| 5 | Don't Mine at Night | Jul 13, 2020 | [5] |
| 6 | Mine It Out | Jul 16, 2020 | [6] |
| 7 | In The Frontline | Jul 19, 2020 | [7] |
| 8 | On the Lookout | Jul 22, 2020 | [8] |
| 9 | Turning Back | Jul 25, 2020 | [9] |
| 10 | Highway to Hell | Jul 28, 2020 | [10] |
| 11 | Fight Fire with Fire | Jul 31, 2020 | [11] |
| 12 | Screw the Nether | Aug 3, 2020 | [12] |
| 13 | Wish You Were Here | Aug 6, 2020 | [13] |
| 14 | Killer Queen | Aug 9, 2020 | [14] |
Deaths
| Name | Character | Username | Episode of death | Cause of Death | Last Words |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Simoz | The Meruccubus | Simoz64 | 7 | While looking in a cave, a Spider drops on top of him, killing him instantly. | "Oh my god!" |
| Ten | Agent 47
(Hitman) |
Ten824 | 9 | Was one-shot by a Skeleton while trying to help Cri. | "*gasp*" |
| Sal | Spectre Knight
(Shovel Knight) |
SalATK | 14 | Was blown up by a Spore Creeper that spawned from an egg while looking for the way home. | "*gasp*" |
| Toad | Melia Antiqua
(Xenoblade Chronicles) |
ProtonToad | ??? | ??? | ??? |
| Zartle | Poipole
(Pokémon) |
Zartle | ??? | ??? | ??? |
| Taka | Mallek Adalov
(Hiveswap Friendsim) |
CmdrTaka | ??? | ??? | ??? |
| Kyoger | Nagisa Shiota
(Assassination Classroom) |
Awokenkyoger | ??? | ??? | ??? |
| Cri | BoJack Horseman
(BoJack Horseman) |
iCryInMySleep | ??? | ??? | ??? |
Player Portraits
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Simoz (Bust)
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Simoz
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Toad (Bust)
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Toad
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Zartle (Bust)
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Zartle
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Taka (Bust)
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Taka
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Kyoger (Bust)
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Kyoger
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Cri (Bust) -
Cri -
Ten (Bust)
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Ten
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Sal (Bust)
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Sal
Intro Quotes
"I'm a demon girl! I'm not a cow! C'mon." -Simoz "Oh my god!" -Simoz
"I found a hooooole! Oh, i'm better than all of you now." -Toad
"We've done it, danger is no more! OH NO!" -Zartle
"I am overwhelmingly Taka. Auuuugh!" -Taka
"Literally no one is gonna die. Especially not meeee." -Kyoger
"I'm like, so on edge. I don't know if i can play Minecraft anymore." -Cri
"I'm gonna burn down the giant tree forest. I wanna do that." -Ten "*gasp*" -Ten
"Don't talk to me or my son ever again.." -Sal
"We found a piece of iron!" -Simoz
"That's WAY too risky." -Cri
"I am high value. You must protect me." -Ten
"Everybody spit on him!" -Taka
"Agh! What is that one!" -Toad
"What is HAPPENING." -Sal
"Hahaha, that's hilarious!" -Zartle
"I'm too much of a wuss for this mod!" -Kyoger
"Huh, i'm a genius, y'know." -Ten
"I see a camouflaged creeper up there!" -Zartle
"OHH god!" -Cri
"Ah, you hit me!" -Taka
"No, you blocked me out!" -Simoz
"SAFETY BRIDGE!" -Kyoger
"Well THAT just happened!" -Toad
"Are we finally safe?" -Sal
"I love that song!" -Ten
"Ahh, That was INSANE!" -Taka
"Hahaaa, loooser!" -Ten
*Bold text symbolizes the quote after that person has died.
Trivia
- The series is just one giant JoJo reference and you cannot convince me otherwise.