Simoz's Hardcore/Minecraft Hardcore 2
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Minecraft Hardcore #2 is the fifth installment of Simoz' Hardcore series edited and uploaded by Simoz, and the second Minecraft one. Their goal is to beat the Wither, with the world modified to have less resources as well as a special progressive difficulty command block. The cast consists of Simoz, Spicy, PraisedBeScrubby, Nora, Awokenkyoger, Cri, Ten, and Sal.
List of Episodes
| Episode # | Episode Name | Link |
|---|---|---|
| Trailer | N/A | Link |
| 1 | w/ Spicy, Scrubby, Impaired, and Kyoger! | Link |
| 2 | GROSS HOUSE! | Link |
| 3 | HISPANIC MOTHER! | Link |
| 4 | VILLAGE TRIP! | Link |
| 5 | THIS IS ABSURD! | Link |
| 6 | ORE FRENZY! | Link |
| 7 | SATANIC RITUALS! | Link |
| 8 | NOISY KEYBOARD! | Link |
| 9 | FLASH MOBS! | Link |
| 10 | UNDERCOVER ZOMBIE! | Link |
| 11 | THE NETHER! | Link |
| 12 | SUPREME ARMOUR! | Link |
| 13 | IT'S LIKE THE APOCALYPSE! | Link |
| 14 | WE HAVE TO LEAVE! | Link |
| 15 | THUNDERSTORM! | Link |
| 16 | BUSINESS PIGMAN! | Link |
Death Chart
| Name | Character | Username | Episode of death | Cause of Death | Last Words |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Impaired | Rin Tezuka
(Katawa Shoujo) |
Yand3r3_ | 4 | Shot off a pillar by a buffed Skeleton and died from fall damage. | "Guys, I'm dead." |
| Ten | Mr. Incredible
(The Incredibles) |
Ten824 | 9 | After being knocked off a hill by a Skeleton, an X finishes him off. | "OH GOD!" |
| Kyoger | The Spelunker
(Spelunky) |
Awokenkyoger | 10 | A buffed Zombie with axes somehow got into the house and murdered Kyoger when he went back inside. | "OH GOD, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!? NO!" |
| Cri | Clive Handforth
(LittleBigPlanet 2) |
iCryInMySleep | 13 | Cornered and killed by a buffed Wither Skeleton while hunting for wither skulls. | "HELP ME, HELP ME, I'M GOING TO DIE! I'M GOING TO DIE! HALF A HEART NOOO!" |
| Sal | Spike
(Brawl Stars) |
TheSalacom | 14 | After accidentally attacking a Zombie Pigman, Sal got swarmed and was killed by a buffed Zombie. | "NOOOO! AHH!" |
| Simoz | Camilla (Fire Emblem Fates) | Simoz64 | 15 | After catching himself on a ledge after almost falling into a ravine, Simoz is overwhelmed by a bunch of Endermites and dies to them. | "I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry! I love you!" |
| Spicy | Monika
(Doki Doki Literature Club) |
Spicyman33 | ??? | ??? | ??? |
| Scrubby | Captain Planet
(Captain Planet and the Planeteers) |
PraisedBeScrubby | ??? | ??? | ??? |
Intro Quotes
"This is like Minecraft Expert Mode." "Do it without me. I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry! I love you!" - Simoz
"I'm just a normal, fun-loving girl!" - Spicy
"Hello Richard, I'm gonna put my meat inside of you." - Scrubby
"Yes. I like hentai." "Guys, I'm dead!" - Impaired
"I belong here! Don't I look sexy?" "OH GOD, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!? NOO!" - Kyoger
"I'm determined to win this season. I think I can do this." "HELP ME, HELP ME, I'M GOING TO DIE! I'M GOING TO DIE! HALF A HEART NOO-" - Cri
"Go away! Ya! Ya!" "OH GOD!" - Ten
"I'm setting up a cool thing." "NOOOO! AHH!" - Sal
"Spicy, don't leave me behind!" - Cri
"I will go off and die!" - Kyoger
"This is Sal's mining hut." - Sal
"Guys I got some birch!" - Ten
"Oh boy, I found a cave." - Impaired
"Aww yes, peony!" - Spicy
"Creeper behind you!" - Scrubby
"Everything good is happening!" - Kyoger
"Woah!" - Cri
"*gasp*" - Simoz
"Oh, it's one of these- AH! Go, gogogogogoGOGO!" - Scrubby
"One Simoz in the Simoz hole!" - Spicy
*Bold text symbolizes the quote after that person has died