Serious Sam Hardcore Season 1 (TheRedRock)
Serious Sam Hardcore is the third season of TheRedRock's Hardcore. The cast of this season consists of Red, Jamie (Psycho Girlcore), Lufia, Hammy, Evan, Strato and Jab (with Waluigi joining in later on), and is on a quest to complete the game on Hard difficulty, with the difficulty being changed to Serious in round 12. After every round, dead cast members can respawn.
Episodes[edit | edit source]
# | Episode Name | Release Date | Link |
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0 | Let's ruin an obscure classic by not even making a real HC from it | Aug 1, 2021 | [0] |
1 | Don't Take the 1 Armor! | Aug 2, 2021 | [1] |
2 | The Rudest Awakening | Aug 5, 2021 | [2] |
3 | The Ballad of Japanese Characters | Aug 7, 2021 | [3] |
4 | It's KICK BUBBLE Time | Aug 9, 2021 | [4] |
5 | Don't mess with Serious Mode! | Aug 12, 2021 | [5] |
Player Stats[edit | edit source]
Name | Character | Username | Rounds Survived |
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Red | Kleer Kenny | blahblahcentral | 8/12 |
Jazz | Jones | Jazz | 8/12 |
Lufia | Rich Knuckles | The Loof | 8/12 |
Hammy | Wilson | Hamood | 6/12 |
Evan | Righteous Robert | E3v4nn | 7/12 |
Strato | Groovy Gregory | StratoBlast74 | 8/12 |
Jab | Santa Sammy (in round 1)
Boxer Barry (from round 2 onwards) |
Jab | 5/12 |
Waluigi | Skinless Stan | dennis rodmantron | 4/9 |
Deaths[edit | edit source]
Round 1[edit | edit source]
Episode: 1
Level: Temple of Hatshepsut (Level 1)
Result: Success
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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*Red | Survived. | N/A |
*Jazz | Survived. | N/A |
*Lufia | Survived. | N/A |
*Hammy | Survived. | N/A |
*Evan | Survived. | N/A |
*Strato | Survived. | N/A |
*Jab | Survived. | N/A |
Round 2[edit | edit source]
Episode: 1
Level: Sand Canyon (Level 2)
Result: Success
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Jazz | A group of Beheaded Kamikazes spawns on top of Jazz, blowing him up quickly thereafter. | "Wait, I died?" |
Hammy | By grabbing armor, Lufia activated a trap, causing a boulder to roll over an unsuspecting Hammy, killing them instantly. | "Oh!" |
*Red | Survived. | N/A |
*Lufia | Survived. | N/A |
*Evan | Survived. | N/A |
*Strato | Survived. | N/A |
*Jab | Survived. | N/A |
Round 3[edit | edit source]
Episode: 1
Level: Tomb of Ramses III (Level 3, Attempt 1)
Result: Failure
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Red | As he was standing under a sliding door, it came back down and crushed him. | "Oh my god!" |
Strato | A Juvenile Arachnoid spawned behind the group, right on top of Strato, whom it stung and killed. | "It spawned right on top of me!" |
Jab | After getting down to 12 HP, they were clotheslined at the top of the stairs by a Kleer Skeleton. | "Bye." |
Lufia | He was brought down to 6 HP by a Kleer Skeleton before killing it. Afterwards, he was chased by a Floating Gnaar and shot at point-blank by a Beheaded Rocketeer. | "I have six health! Oh no! Oh no!" |
Hammy | Attacked from the back by an unseen enemy (likely a Kleer Skeleton). | "Oh!" |
Evan | Chased through the room by Kleer Skeletons and Beheaded Rocketeers, and attacked from behind. | "*gamer huffs* UAHAH! *laughing*" |
Jazz | Weakened by Kleer Skeletons and finally blown up by a Beheaded Kamikaze. | "*Jazz noises* I'm dead..." |
Round 4[edit | edit source]
Episode: 2
Level: Tomb of Ramses III (Level 3, Attempt 2)
Result: Success
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Lufia | Lufia and Jab activate a trap room, where Lufia was killed by two Kleer Skeletons. | "I have the exact same issue. Uh-oh..." |
Waluigi | Pulled a Red and got crushed by a sliding door. | "Ah!" |
*Red | Survived. | N/A |
*Jazz | Survived. | N/A |
*Hammy | Survived. | N/A |
*Evan | Survived. | N/A |
*Strato | Survived. | N/A |
*Jab | Survived. | N/A |
Round 5[edit | edit source]
Episode: 2
Level: Valley of the Kings (Level 4)
Result: Success
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Red | While holding off the swarm of Kleer Skeletons, he was fireballed by the Highlander Aludran Reptiloid. | "Oh, I'm dead. *laughter*" |
Jab | Weakened by a Juvenile Arachnoid and Female Gnaars, they were killed by a Kleer Skeleton Lufia and Strato were fighting. | "..." |
Evan | As the group was looking at something that seemed like an obvious trap, Evan decided to jump in. The group's suspicions were proven right. | "I did the Kleer cage!" |
*Jazz | Survived. | N/A |
*Lufia | Survived. | N/A |
*Hammy | Survived. | N/A |
*Strato | Survived. | N/A |
*Waluigi | Survived. | N/A |
Round 6[edit | edit source]
Episode: 3
Level: Oasis (Level 5, Attempt 1)
Result: Failure
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Jab | While the group was fighting the Highlander Aludran Reptiloid, Jab was shot by a distant Major Bio-Mechanoid. | "..." |
Lufia | While shooting at the Highlander Aludran Reptiloid, he was shot by the same Major Bio-Mechanoid that killed Jab seconds earlier. | "Nooo, Jab! AH!" |
Evan | While he was trying to shoot at the Major Bio-Mechanoid inside the temple with his Rocket Launcher, Red walks in front of him, causing Evan to accidentally blow himself up. | "Rocket launchers, ow!" |
Red | Overwhelmed by Kleer Skeletons in the temple. | "Oh, I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm so dead! Fuck!" |
Waluigi | Also overwhelmed by Kleer Skeletons in the temple. | "Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh!" |
Strato | ALSO overwhelmed by Kleer Skeletons in the temple. | "Yeah." |
Jazz | By now I get the feeling this group must have done something horrible to have pissed off these Kleer Skeletons so much. | "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..." |
Hammy | Left alone after the utter onslaught committed on their friends just prior and promptly blown up by another Major Bio-Mechanoid that spawned in. | "Why do you spawn again?!" |
Round 7[edit | edit source]
Episode: 3
Level: Oasis (Level 5, Attempt 2)
Result: Success
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Jab | Entered a hallway and immediately became the target of a Kleer Skeleton. | "Ahhhd..." |
Jazz | While most of the group was fighting the Marsh Hoppers, Strato and Jazz were fighting off Kleer Skeletons in a hallway further back. Jazz, seeing his life flash before his eyes, decided to one final time pursue his dreams of becoming a pop singer. | "I'M DEEEEAAAAAAD... *awesome death song* This is my death song!" |
Strato | Met a very similar fate to Jazz, dying to Kleer Skeletons. Sadly no singing though. | "..." |
Hammy | Y'know, by now you'd think people would be better at avoiding sliding doors, but apparently this group just doesn't get it. | "*a second of awkward silence followed by a wheeze*" |
Waluigi | As the Major Bio-Mechanoid died, it fired one final shot, which blew Waluigi off his feet. | "Oh!" |
*Red | Survived (with the help of the legendary Japanese Characters). | N/A |
*Lufia | Survived. | N/A |
*Evan | Survived. | N/A |
Round 8[edit | edit source]
Episode: 4
Level: Dunes (Level 6)
Result: Success
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Jab | While fighting Scythian Witch-Harpies near the oasis, they took heat damage and died before they could reach the Extra Large Health. | "I'm at two health! Nooo! |
*Red | Survived. | N/A |
*Jazz | Survived. | N/A |
*Lufia | Survived. | N/A |
*Hammy | Survived. | N/A |
*Evan | Survived. | N/A |
*Strato | Survived. | N/A |
*Waluigi | Survived. | N/A |
Round 9[edit | edit source]
Episode: 4
Level: Memphis - Suburbs (Level 7)
Result: Success
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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*Red | Survived. | N/A |
*Jazz | Survived. | N/A |
*Lufia | Survived. | N/A |
*Hammy | Survived. | N/A |
*Evan | Survived. | N/A |
*Strato | Survived. | N/A |
*Jab | Survived. | N/A |
*Waluigi | Survived. | N/A |
Round 10[edit | edit source]
Episode: 4
Level: Memphis - Sewers (Level 8)
Result: Success
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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*Red | Survived. | N/A |
*Jazz | Survived. | N/A |
*Lufia | Survived. | N/A |
*Hammy | Survived. | N/A |
*Evan | Survived. | N/A |
*Strato | Survived. | N/A |
*Jab | Survived. | N/A |
*Waluigi | Survived. | N/A |
Round 11[edit | edit source]
Episode: 4
Level: City of Memphis - Metropolis (Level 9)
Result: Success
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Evan | Accidentally blew himself up with his Grenade Launcher while shooting a Kleer at point-blank range. | "Oh god!" |
Waluigi | Was blown up by a Minor Bio-Mechanoid. | "Gonna be very-" |
Hammy | A Kleer Skeleton charged in from around a corner and flung itself at them. | "Oh- *wheeze*" |
Jab | Overwhelmed by Sirian Werebulls and accidentally walked into a grenade from their own Grenade Launcher. | "*whimpering* Noooooo..." |
*Red | Survived. | N/A |
*Jazz | Survived. | N/A |
*Lufia | Survived. | N/A |
*Strato | Survived. | N/A |
Round 12[edit | edit source]
Episode: 5
Level: Alley of the Sphinxes - Approaching Thebes (Level 10)
Result: Failure
Name | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Jab | Weakened by a Beheaded Kamikaze before being finished off by a Kleer Skeleton. | "Evan, I'm about to die." |
Evan | While Evan was trying to avenge Jab like the amazing friend he is, a Kleer Skeleton had other plans. | "I'LL AVENGE YOU! AAAAAAAH!" |
Waluigi | Got sandwiched between two Kleer Skeletons that were charging at him. | "Fucking hell." |
Hammy | Rear-ended by a Sirian Werebull after two of its friends brought their health down. | "I'm at 48." |
Jazz | A Common Aludran Reptiloid shot several of its Energy Balls at him. | "I'M AT 2! I'M AT TWO HEALTH! THIS IS MY DEATH SONG! *screechy second rendition of the Jazz Death Song*" |
Lufia | Absolutely slaughtered after being exploded by a Beheaded Kamikaze, further weakened by Common Aludran Reptiloid Energy Balls, ganged up on by Kleer Skeletons and finally T-boned by a Sirian Werebull. | "I'm next, I'm next, I have one health. I am not joking." |
Red | Weakened by a Beheaded Kamikaze and immediately thereafter finished off by an Energy Ball from a Common Aludran Reptiloid. | "Woah! No no no no no no no! FUCK!" |
Strato | A Kleer Skeleton helped Strato with following Red into a mass grave. | "I'm at 20! I'm dead... now." |
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- As the cast gave up after failing to beat level 10, this means there were three more levels (as well as two bonus levels) that were not tackeled in this season.