Serious Sam Hardcore Season 1 (TheRedRock)

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Serious Sam Hardcore is the third season of TheRedRock's Hardcore. The cast of this season consists of Red, Jamie (Psycho Girlcore), Lufia, Hammy, Evan, Strato and Jab (with Waluigi joining in later on), and is on a quest to complete the game on Hard difficulty, with the difficulty being changed to Serious in round 12. After every round, dead cast members can respawn.

Episodes[edit | edit source]

# Episode Name Release Date Link
0 Let's ruin an obscure classic by not even making a real HC from it Aug 1, 2021 [0]
1 Don't Take the 1 Armor! Aug 2, 2021 [1]
2 The Rudest Awakening Aug 5, 2021 [2]
3 The Ballad of Japanese Characters Aug 7, 2021 [3]
4 It's KICK BUBBLE Time Aug 9, 2021 [4]
5 Don't mess with Serious Mode! Aug 12, 2021 [5]

Player Stats[edit | edit source]

Name Character Username Rounds Survived
Red Kleer Kenny blahblahcentral 8/12
Jazz Jones Jazz 8/12
Lufia Rich Knuckles The Loof 8/12
Hammy Wilson Hamood 6/12
Evan Righteous Robert E3v4nn 7/12
Strato Groovy Gregory StratoBlast74 8/12
Jab Santa Sammy (in round 1)

Boxer Barry (from round 2 onwards)

Jab 5/12
Waluigi Skinless Stan dennis rodmantron 4/9

Deaths[edit | edit source]

Round 1[edit | edit source]

Episode: 1

Level: Temple of Hatshepsut (Level 1)

Result: Success

Name Cause of Death Last Words
*Red Survived. N/A
*Jazz Survived. N/A
*Lufia Survived. N/A
*Hammy Survived. N/A
*Evan Survived. N/A
*Strato Survived. N/A
*Jab Survived. N/A

Round 2[edit | edit source]

Episode: 1

Level: Sand Canyon (Level 2)

Result: Success

Name Cause of Death Last Words
Jazz A group of Beheaded Kamikazes spawns on top of Jazz, blowing him up quickly thereafter. "Wait, I died?"
Hammy By grabbing armor, Lufia activated a trap, causing a boulder to roll over an unsuspecting Hammy, killing them instantly. "Oh!"
*Red Survived. N/A
*Lufia Survived. N/A
*Evan Survived. N/A
*Strato Survived. N/A
*Jab Survived. N/A

Round 3[edit | edit source]

Episode: 1

Level: Tomb of Ramses III (Level 3, Attempt 1)

Result: Failure

Name Cause of Death Last Words
Red As he was standing under a sliding door, it came back down and crushed him. "Oh my god!"
Strato A Juvenile Arachnoid spawned behind the group, right on top of Strato, whom it stung and killed. "It spawned right on top of me!"
Jab After getting down to 12 HP, they were clotheslined at the top of the stairs by a Kleer Skeleton. "Bye."
Lufia He was brought down to 6 HP by a Kleer Skeleton before killing it. Afterwards, he was chased by a Floating Gnaar and shot at point-blank by a Beheaded Rocketeer. "I have six health! Oh no! Oh no!"
Hammy Attacked from the back by an unseen enemy (likely a Kleer Skeleton). "Oh!"
Evan Chased through the room by Kleer Skeletons and Beheaded Rocketeers, and attacked from behind. "*gamer huffs* UAHAH! *laughing*"
Jazz Weakened by Kleer Skeletons and finally blown up by a Beheaded Kamikaze. "*Jazz noises* I'm dead..."

Round 4[edit | edit source]

Episode: 2

Level: Tomb of Ramses III (Level 3, Attempt 2)

Result: Success

Name Cause of Death Last Words
Lufia Lufia and Jab activate a trap room, where Lufia was killed by two Kleer Skeletons. "I have the exact same issue. Uh-oh..."
Waluigi Pulled a Red and got crushed by a sliding door. "Ah!"
*Red Survived. N/A
*Jazz Survived. N/A
*Hammy Survived. N/A
*Evan Survived. N/A
*Strato Survived. N/A
*Jab Survived. N/A

Round 5[edit | edit source]

Episode: 2

Level: Valley of the Kings (Level 4)

Result: Success

Name Cause of Death Last Words
Red While holding off the swarm of Kleer Skeletons, he was fireballed by the Highlander Aludran Reptiloid. "Oh, I'm dead. *laughter*"
Jab Weakened by a Juvenile Arachnoid and Female Gnaars, they were killed by a Kleer Skeleton Lufia and Strato were fighting. "..."
Evan As the group was looking at something that seemed like an obvious trap, Evan decided to jump in. The group's suspicions were proven right. "I did the Kleer cage!"
*Jazz Survived. N/A
*Lufia Survived. N/A
*Hammy Survived. N/A
*Strato Survived. N/A
*Waluigi Survived. N/A

Round 6[edit | edit source]

Episode: 3

Level: Oasis (Level 5, Attempt 1)

Result: Failure

Name Cause of Death Last Words
Jab While the group was fighting the Highlander Aludran Reptiloid, Jab was shot by a distant Major Bio-Mechanoid. "..."
Lufia While shooting at the Highlander Aludran Reptiloid, he was shot by the same Major Bio-Mechanoid that killed Jab seconds earlier. "Nooo, Jab! AH!"
Evan While he was trying to shoot at the Major Bio-Mechanoid inside the temple with his Rocket Launcher, Red walks in front of him, causing Evan to accidentally blow himself up. "Rocket launchers, ow!"
Red Overwhelmed by Kleer Skeletons in the temple. "Oh, I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm so dead! Fuck!"
Waluigi Also overwhelmed by Kleer Skeletons in the temple. "Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh!"
Strato ALSO overwhelmed by Kleer Skeletons in the temple. "Yeah."
Jazz By now I get the feeling this group must have done something horrible to have pissed off these Kleer Skeletons so much. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..."
Hammy Left alone after the utter onslaught committed on their friends just prior and promptly blown up by another Major Bio-Mechanoid that spawned in. "Why do you spawn again?!"

Round 7[edit | edit source]

Episode: 3

Level: Oasis (Level 5, Attempt 2)

Result: Success

Name Cause of Death Last Words
Jab Entered a hallway and immediately became the target of a Kleer Skeleton. "Ahhhd..."
Jazz While most of the group was fighting the Marsh Hoppers, Strato and Jazz were fighting off Kleer Skeletons in a hallway further back. Jazz, seeing his life flash before his eyes, decided to one final time pursue his dreams of becoming a pop singer. "I'M DEEEEAAAAAAD... *awesome death song* This is my death song!"
Strato Met a very similar fate to Jazz, dying to Kleer Skeletons. Sadly no singing though. "..."
Hammy Y'know, by now you'd think people would be better at avoiding sliding doors, but apparently this group just doesn't get it. "*a second of awkward silence followed by a wheeze*"
Waluigi As the Major Bio-Mechanoid died, it fired one final shot, which blew Waluigi off his feet. "Oh!"
*Red Survived (with the help of the legendary Japanese Characters). N/A
*Lufia Survived. N/A
*Evan Survived. N/A

Round 8[edit | edit source]

Episode: 4

Level: Dunes (Level 6)

Result: Success

Name Cause of Death Last Words
Jab While fighting Scythian Witch-Harpies near the oasis, they took heat damage and died before they could reach the Extra Large Health. "I'm at two health! Nooo!
*Red Survived. N/A
*Jazz Survived. N/A
*Lufia Survived. N/A
*Hammy Survived. N/A
*Evan Survived. N/A
*Strato Survived. N/A
*Waluigi Survived. N/A

Round 9[edit | edit source]

Episode: 4

Level: Memphis - Suburbs (Level 7)

Result: Success

Name Cause of Death Last Words
*Red Survived. N/A
*Jazz Survived. N/A
*Lufia Survived. N/A
*Hammy Survived. N/A
*Evan Survived. N/A
*Strato Survived. N/A
*Jab Survived. N/A
*Waluigi Survived. N/A

Round 10[edit | edit source]

Episode: 4

Level: Memphis - Sewers (Level 8)

Result: Success

Name Cause of Death Last Words
*Red Survived. N/A
*Jazz Survived. N/A
*Lufia Survived. N/A
*Hammy Survived. N/A
*Evan Survived. N/A
*Strato Survived. N/A
*Jab Survived. N/A
*Waluigi Survived. N/A

Round 11[edit | edit source]

Episode: 4

Level: City of Memphis - Metropolis (Level 9)

Result: Success

Name Cause of Death Last Words
Evan Accidentally blew himself up with his Grenade Launcher while shooting a Kleer at point-blank range. "Oh god!"
Waluigi Was blown up by a Minor Bio-Mechanoid. "Gonna be very-"
Hammy A Kleer Skeleton charged in from around a corner and flung itself at them. "Oh- *wheeze*"
Jab Overwhelmed by Sirian Werebulls and accidentally walked into a grenade from their own Grenade Launcher. "*whimpering* Noooooo..."
*Red Survived. N/A
*Jazz Survived. N/A
*Lufia Survived. N/A
*Strato Survived. N/A

Round 12[edit | edit source]

Episode: 5

Level: Alley of the Sphinxes - Approaching Thebes (Level 10)

Result: Failure

Name Cause of Death Last Words
Jab Weakened by a Beheaded Kamikaze before being finished off by a Kleer Skeleton. "Evan, I'm about to die."
Evan While Evan was trying to avenge Jab like the amazing friend he is, a Kleer Skeleton had other plans. "I'LL AVENGE YOU! AAAAAAAH!"
Waluigi Got sandwiched between two Kleer Skeletons that were charging at him. "Fucking hell."
Hammy Rear-ended by a Sirian Werebull after two of its friends brought their health down. "I'm at 48."
Jazz A Common Aludran Reptiloid shot several of its Energy Balls at him. "I'M AT 2! I'M AT TWO HEALTH! THIS IS MY DEATH SONG! *screechy second rendition of the Jazz Death Song*"
Lufia Absolutely slaughtered after being exploded by a Beheaded Kamikaze, further weakened by Common Aludran Reptiloid Energy Balls, ganged up on by Kleer Skeletons and finally T-boned by a Sirian Werebull. "I'm next, I'm next, I have one health. I am not joking."
Red Weakened by a Beheaded Kamikaze and immediately thereafter finished off by an Energy Ball from a Common Aludran Reptiloid. "Woah! No no no no no no no! FUCK!"
Strato A Kleer Skeleton helped Strato with following Red into a mass grave. "I'm at 20! I'm dead... now."

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • As the cast gave up after failing to beat level 10, this means there were three more levels (as well as two bonus levels) that were not tackeled in this season.