Minecraft Hardcore Season 5 (Ethereal)

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Ethereal Minecraft HC #5 is the seventh official season of Ethereal (and their fifth vanilla Minecraft season), hosted, edited, and uploaded by DarthAurora. The goal was to defeat the Ender Dragon. The cast consisted of Darth, SystematicFails, Greenpoison, SmartAlekParrot, Segramis, TheRaven, and NiftyStrider.



Episodes[edit | edit source]

# Episode Name Release Date Link
0 Trailer Jan 20, 2022 [0]
1 I'M PUNNING IN THE RAIN Jan 24, 2022 [1]
2 VERBAL ABUSE Jan 25, 2022 [2]
3 A TALE OF TWO HOUSES Jan 26, 2022 [3]
4 THE ELUSIVE NETHER MUSHROOMS Jan 30, 2022 [4]
5 IT HAPPENED! Jan 31, 2022 [5]
6 THE MAGMA CUBE INCIDENT Feb 4, 2022 [6]
7 THINGS ARE LOOKING HOPELESS Feb 7, 2022 [7]
8 MAGMA CUBE HOSTAGE SITUATION Feb 10, 2022 [8]
9 THE END Feb 12, 2022 [9]

Deaths[edit | edit source]

Name Character Username Episode of Death Cause of Death Last Words
Alek African Grey Parrot SmartAlekParrot 5 Was blown up by a Creeper. "..."
Caleb Dwight Schrute

(The Office)

TheRaven15 6 Was slain by a Magma Cube. "..."
Darth Roz

(Monsters Inc.)

DarthAurora_ 6 Darth and TheRaven were being pushed back by a Magma Cube. Darth tried retreating backwards, but another Magma Cube had snuck up on them. It hit Darth and knocked him into lava. "Ow! Ow! No, there's one above! NO! No! Na, na, no, NAAA, no-!"
Nifty Andy Stitzer

(The 40 Year Old Virgin)

Nifty_Strider 7 A Cave Spider brought Nifty down low. A Zombie then showed up, bringing him to half a heart and forcing him against a wall. Shield up, Nifty cried for help from Greenpoison, who made the foolish decision to dig underneath him. Even though it was only a four-block Fall, it was enough to kill Nifty. "David, I'm dying, I'm dying. David, help me right now! I can't! NOOOO!"
Segramis Half a Creeper Segramis 7 Was trying to use a boat strat to capture and kill an Enderman. However, after aggroing it, the Enderman simply walked over the boat. Segramis tried to run away, but was hunted down and slaughtered. "..."
Greenpoison Cage the Escaped Convict _Greenpoison_ 9 Was knocked up into the air by the Ender Dragon. He attempted to water bucket, but fumbled his hotbar and placed down (and clicked on) a bed. He was promptly nuked. "Oh, no! Noo! OH-"
Systematic Pippin

(The Lord of the Rings)

SystematicFails *N/A Survived and defeated the Ender Dragon. N/A

*Indicates they either died or survived after the goal was completed.

Player Portraits[edit | edit source]

Intro Quotes[edit | edit source]

"I don't have any bones." -Alek

"Perverted, and horny." -Darth

"You awful person." -Greenpoison

"I'm ready to die again." -Segramis

"Yeah, we're kinda screwed." -Systematic

"Serves you right." -TheRaven

"Chop down trees, and kill people." -Greenpoison

"I won't kill you right away." -NiftyStrider

"No, it just finished." -Alek

"This place spells death!" -Greenpoison

"This isn't good!" -Darth

"Why did you do that!?" -Systematic

"Help me, right now!" -NiftyStrider

"HAHH, HAAOOUUUUGHHH!" -Darth

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • This is the longest season of Ethereal to date, with a total of nine episodes.
  • This is the first Ethereal season to contain the second wave of player portraits.
  • There was exactly 1/3 of a second (.20 seconds) between TheRaven and Darth's death, making them the closest deaths by timing in the series.
  • This season and Minecraft #1 (the very first season of Ethereal) are the only two vanilla Minecraft seasons to not feature some sort of twist.
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