Goldenbrawler's Hardcore/Risk of Rain 2 Hardcore
JUNE 4TH 2021
THE BRAND NEVER DIES
https://youtu.be/hWD6we7Guxk
EpisodesJUNE 4TH 2021
THE BRAND NEVER DIES
https://youtu.be/hWD6we7Guxk
# | Episode Name | Release Date | Link |
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0 | Trailer | Aug 4, 2020 | [0] |
1 | Ft. Omega Fighter & Commander Taka! | Aug 11, 2020 | [1] |
2 | Dio's Best Friend! | Aug 13, 2020 | [2] |
3 |
Attack on Aurelionite! |
Aug 15, 2020 | [3] |
4 | Clover Gang! | Aug 18, 2020 | [4] |
5 | Celestines & Malachites! | Aug 20, 2020 | [5] |
6 | The Purple Haze! | Aug 22, 2020 | [6] |
7 | Big 'Splodey! | Aug 25, 2020 | [7] |
8 | Engineer's Best Friend! | Aug 27, 2020 | [8] |
9 | Clouded Skies! | Aug 29, 2020 | [9] |
10 | Post Show Podcast! | Oct 17, 2020 | [10] |
Round 1 Deaths
Name | Character | Username | Episode of Death | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Quote | MUL-T | Quote Izkewl | 4 | Got stuck in a Blazing Mini Mushrum's spore bomb, and burned to death soon after getting out of it. | "Shit!" |
Matt | Mercenary | TheOmegaFighter | 5 | Slashed to death by a Celestine Lemurian. | "Oh, no, oh!" |
Taka | Loader | Taka | 5 | Attacked by a Malachite Imp before getting lasered to death by a nearby Stone Titan. | "Oh no! |
GB | Artificer | Goldenbrawler | N/A | Survived. | N/A |
Chickn | Commando | chickncup | N/A | Survived. | N/A |
Shoop | REX | KingShoop | N/A | Survived. | N/A |
Cola | Engineer | colaman56 | N/A | Survived. | N/A |
Grav | Huntress | Gravisanimi | N/A | Survived. | N/A |
Round 2 Deaths
Name | Character | Username | Episode of Death | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Quote | MUL-T | Quote Izkewl | 6 | After using a Blood Shrine and fighting some Lesser Wisps, he was attacked by a Blazing Stone Golem from behind and swiftly burned to death while running away. | "Oh my goodness, okay, yeah, I'm fucking dead." |
GB | Artificer | Goldenbrawler | 6 | Fell off the stage in the Void Fields and was killed by suffocation upon being teleported back up. | "Whelp!" |
Chickn | Commando | chickncup | 6 | Killed by the Unstable Tesla Coil that enemies obtained during the final cell event. | "What the...fuck? Oh no. Hey I'm-" |
Grav | Huntress | Gravisanimi | 6 | Killed by the Unstable Tesla Coil that enemies obtained during the final cell event. | "Oh, boy- ooh, boy." |
Matt | Mercenary | TheOmegaFighter | 6 | Killed by the Unstable Tesla Coil that enemies obtained during the final cell event. | "Oh no, no, no! Ah!" |
Cola | Engineer | colaman56 | 6 | Killed by the Unstable Tesla Coil that enemies obtained during the final cell event. | "Stay in the healing circle!" |
Shoop | REX | KingShoop | 6 | Killed by the Unstable Tesla Coil that enemies obtained during the final cell event. | "Alright!" |
Taka | Loader | Taka | 6 | Killed by the Unstable Tesla Coil that enemies obtained during the final cell event. | "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?!" |
Round 3 Deaths
Name | Character | Username | Episode of Death | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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Chickn | Commando | chickncup | 7 | Attacked by a group of Beetle Guards before getting killed by the lighting bomb from an Overloading Beetle Guard. | "Oh, Jesus!" |
Matt | Mercenary | TheOmegaFighter | 8 | Slammed by a Blazing Beetle Guard right as his invincibility frames wore off. | "Rest in peace, everybody. I'm going to die." |
Shoop | REX | KingShoop | 8 | Attacked by a crowd of Clay Templars before getting killed by a Greater Wisp. | "They are all crowed around~ Oh I'm going to die!" |
Taka | Loader | Taka | 9 | Blown up by a Blazing Jellyfish and burned to death shortly thereafter. | "*Gasp* Oh, no no no no no no!" |
GB | Artificer | Goldenbrawler | 9 | Attacked by a group of Elder Lemurians and burned to death. | "I'm trying to get rid of all these Elder Leumarians. Oh god! Oh, fuck." |
Quote | MUL-T | Quote Izkewl | 9 | Got stuck in the Alloy Worship Unit's charged shots. | "Uhm!" |
Cola | Engineer | colaman56 | 9 | Killed by a Greater Wisp's fireballs, and left the game after Dio's Best Friend prevented his death. | "I hate you! You were my brother. *gasp* What?!" |
Grav | Huntress | Gravisanimi | 9 | Finished off by the Allow Worship Unit's charged detonation attack. | ''...'' |
Player Portraits
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GB
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GB (Dead)
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Chickn
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Chickn (Dead)
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Quote
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Quote (Dead)
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Taka
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Taka (Dead)
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Matt
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Matt (Dead)
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Shoop
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Shoop (Dead)
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Cola
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Cola (Dead)
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Grav
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Grav (Dead)
Intro Quotes
"We should probably be breaking some eggs...make an omelette, you know?" -Cola
"Oh...my god." -Quote
"Grabbin' heroin...I mean adrenaline." -Shoop
"Fungus for you." -Quote
"Can you ping it?" -Cola
"Did the fungus just pull out, like, an M9?" -Matt
"I'm Commander Taka, and I drink the Goldenbrawler Energy Drink." -Taka
"Somebody else grab one of these beads...they might be a little sticky!" -Grav
"Want me to grab 'em Grav?" -GB
"Please never say that again." -Quote
"*laughing*" -GB
"Why are there so many muscular yellow men?" -Quote
"Oh, oh, oh! Vagrants! Vagrants! Ok, hi!" -GB
"There are some big boys comin' at us now." -Matt
"Wait. Wait Hold on." -Chickn
"Alright." -Shoop
"Can you help me? I do like, 13 damage." -Chickn
"That's what you get." -Shoop
"You've graduated from stabbing to stabbing plus." -Taka