Goldenbrawler's Hardcore/Risk of Rain 2 Hardcore

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Risk of Rain 2 Hardcore #1 is the sixth official season of Goldenbrawler's Hardcore Series. The host is Goldenbrawler and the cast consists of Goldenbrawler, Chickncup, Quote Izkewl, Renn, Omega Fighter, Shoop, Colaman, and Lusyelia. The goal of the season is to defeat the Twisted Scavenger.


Episodes[edit | edit source]

# Episode Name Release Date Link
0 Trailer Aug 4, 2020 [0]
1 Ft. Omega Fighter & Commander Taka! Aug 11, 2020 [1]
2 Dio's Best Friend! Aug 13, 2020 [2]
3

Attack on Aurelionite!

Aug 15, 2020 [3]
4 Clover Gang! Aug 18, 2020 [4]
5 Celestines & Malachites! Aug 20, 2020 [5]
6 The Purple Haze! Aug 22, 2020 [6]
7 Big 'Splodey! Aug 25, 2020 [7]
8 Engineer's Best Friend! Aug 27, 2020 [8]
9 Clouded Skies! Aug 29, 2020 [9]
10 Post Show Podcast! Oct 17, 2020 [10]

Round 1 Deaths[edit | edit source]

Name Character Username Episode of Death Cause of Death Last Words
Quote MUL-T Quote Izkewl 4 Got stuck in a Blazing Mini Mushrum's spore bomb, and burned to death soon after getting out of it. "Shit!"
Matt Mercenary TheOmegaFighter 5 Slashed to death by a Celestine Lemurian. "Oh, no, oh!"
Taka Loader Taka 5 Attacked by a Malachite Imp before getting lasered to death by a nearby Stone Titan. "Oh no!
GB Artificer Goldenbrawler N/A Survived. N/A
Chickn Commando chickncup N/A Survived. N/A
Shoop REX KingShoop N/A Survived. N/A
Cola Engineer colaman56 N/A Survived. N/A
Grav Huntress Gravisanimi N/A Survived. N/A

Round 2 Deaths[edit | edit source]

Name Character Username Episode of Death Cause of Death Last Words
Quote MUL-T Quote Izkewl 6 After using a Blood Shrine and fighting some Lesser Wisps, he was attacked by a Blazing Stone Golem from behind and swiftly burned to death while running away. "Oh my goodness, okay, yeah, I'm fucking dead."
GB Artificer Goldenbrawler 6 Fell off the stage in the Void Fields and was killed by suffocation upon being teleported back up. "Whelp!"
Chickn Commando chickncup 6 Killed by the Unstable Tesla Coil that enemies obtained during the final cell event. "What the...fuck? Oh no. Hey I'm-"
Grav Huntress Gravisanimi 6 Killed by the Unstable Tesla Coil that enemies obtained during the final cell event. "Oh, boy- ooh, boy."
Matt Mercenary TheOmegaFighter 6 Killed by the Unstable Tesla Coil that enemies obtained during the final cell event. "Oh no, no, no! Ah!"
Cola Engineer colaman56 6 Killed by the Unstable Tesla Coil that enemies obtained during the final cell event. "Stay in the healing circle!"
Shoop REX KingShoop 6 Killed by the Unstable Tesla Coil that enemies obtained during the final cell event. "Alright!"
Taka Loader Taka 6 Killed by the Unstable Tesla Coil that enemies obtained during the final cell event. "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?!"

Round 3 Deaths[edit | edit source]

Name Character Username Episode of Death Cause of Death Last Words
Chickn Commando chickncup 7 Attacked by a group of Beetle Guards before getting killed by the lighting bomb from an Overloading Beetle Guard. "Oh, Jesus!"
Matt Mercenary TheOmegaFighter 8 Slammed by a Blazing Beetle Guard right as his invincibility frames wore off. "Rest in peace, everybody. I'm going to die."
Shoop REX KingShoop 8 Attacked by a crowd of Clay Templars before getting killed by a Greater Wisp. "They are all crowed around~ Oh I'm going to die!"
Taka Loader Taka 9 Blown up by a Blazing Jellyfish and burned to death shortly thereafter. "*Gasp* Oh, no no no no no no!"
GB Artificer Goldenbrawler 9 Attacked by a group of Elder Lemurians and burned to death. "I'm trying to get rid of all these Elder Leumarians. Oh god! Oh, fuck."
Quote MUL-T Quote Izkewl 9 Got stuck in the Alloy Worship Unit's charged shots. "Uhm!"
Cola Engineer colaman56 9 Killed by a Greater Wisp's fireballs, and left the game after Dio's Best Friend prevented his death. "I hate you! You were my brother. *gasp* What?!"
Grav Huntress Gravisanimi 9 Finished off by the Allow Worship Unit's charged detonation attack. ''...''

Player Portraits[edit | edit source]

Intro Quotes[edit | edit source]

"We should probably be breaking some eggs...make an omelette, you know?" -Cola

"Oh...my god." -Quote

"Grabbin' heroin...I mean adrenaline." -Shoop

"Fungus for you." -Quote

"Can you ping it?" -Cola

"Did the fungus just pull out, like, an M9?" -Matt

"I'm Commander Taka, and I drink the Goldenbrawler Energy Drink." -Taka

"Somebody else grab one of these beads...they might be a little sticky!" -Grav

"Want me to grab 'em Grav?" -GB

"Please never say that again." -Quote

"*laughing*" -GB

"Why are there so many muscular yellow men?" -Quote

"Oh, oh, oh! Vagrants! Vagrants! Ok, hi!" -GB

"There are some big boys comin' at us now." -Matt

"Wait. Wait Hold on." -Chickn

"Alright." -Shoop

"Can you help me? I do like, 13 damage." -Chickn

"That's what you get." -Shoop

"You've graduated from stabbing to stabbing plus." -Taka