Cri's HC/Squidward Hardcore 4
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MineZ Season 4 was the fourth and final Cri's Hardcore Series hosted and edited by Cri, with the intro and teasers being edited by Highvan. It featured every person that had been in Squidward Hardcore, with the addition of Awokenkyoger, Rosswell, and ConspicuousPiggy. They were on a quest to please the Giant Squidward in the Sky by completing Hell Tree, Meteor Crater, AND Shrine of the Dusk.
Episodes
| Fuck | Episode Name | Release Date | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Trailer | N/A | Jul 10, 2018 | [0] |
| 1 | Suck a dik! | Jul 10, 2018 | [1] |
| 2 | BULLY1NG!!!1! | Jul 13, 2018 | [2] |
| 3 | SQUID PILGRIMAGE! | Jul 16, 2018 | [3] |
| 4 | SQUIDKANDA FOREVER!!! | Jul 19, 2018 | [4] |
| 5 | THE GRAND CHASE! | Jul 22, 2018 | [5] |
| 6 | SQUIDWARD REUNION! | Jul 25, 2018 | [6] |
| 7 | APPLE ATTACK! | Jul 28, 2018 | [7] |
| 8 | FALSE PROPHET? | Jul 31, 2018 | [8] |
| 9 | CHEEK ASSAULT! | Aug 3, 2018 | [9] |
| 10 | THOSE WHO LEAD! | Aug 6, 2018 | [10] |
| 11 | SHITTY MUSHROOM WORLD! | Aug 9, 2018 | [11] |
| 12 | FALLEN KINGDOM! | Aug 23, 2018 | [12] |
| 13 | AROUND THE WORLD! | Aug 26, 2018 | [13] |
| 14 | DIVINE INTERVENTION! | Aug 29, 2018 | [14] |
| 15 | FINAL JOURNEY! | Sep 1, 2018 | [15] |
| 16 | SHRINE OF THE DUSK! | Sep 16, 2018 | [16] |
Deaths
| Name | Username | Episode of Death | Cause of Death | Last Words |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| I dont speak fucking finish | 4 | he was killed by gavingames | "URRGGGHH!" | |
| 4 | ||||
| 5 | ||||
| User/Userward | UserIsATrap | 5 | After a long chase, the nonward FilthyKorean eventually caught up to User and killed him after losing hunger. | "I'm gonna die! I'm at like really low hunger." |
| Spicy/Spiceward | Spicyman33 | 8 | After tempting the others to kill him, he was shot off from Cole Castle by Takaward and fell to his death. | "I LOVE YOU, SQUIDWARD!" |
| Sal/Salward | TheSalacom | 9 | While looting at Tristitia, he was attacked and killed by a Zombie Pigman off-screen. | "I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck!" |
| Awokenkyoger/Kyogward | Awokenkyoger | 10 | As he was leaving Cole Castle, he was attacked by two nonwards and murdered by BlueKirby64. | "Oh, there's two people. Bye, guys!" |
| Dan/Danward | _King_Daniels_ | 12 | "This is so horrible." | |
| PraisedBeScrubby | 14 | Sacrificed himself to go into Meteor Crater alone, and while inside, he took a massive amount of damage before burning to death in lava. | "Oh, i'm fuckin' idiot! GAH!!!!!" | |
| Oh no | ||||
| Swan/Swanward | xD69Sw4nTr4p__xx | 16 | During the Air Trial, he was knocked off the center platform by a Zombie, sending him plummeting into the void. | "Praise Squidward! Goodbye friends, I love you." |
| Near/Rivward | NearTheRiver | 16 | Seemingly made the final jump of Air Trial, but was then no-cheated, causing him to unintentionally walk off the platform and into the void. | "I NO‑CHEATED! I NO-CHEATED! WHAT!? WHAT!?" |
| Piggy/Pigward | ConspicuousPiggy | 16 | After dropping into Air Trial to help Wistward, he was immediately knocked off the center platform by a Zombie, and thus he died in the void. | "AH! OH JESUS! Well, praise Squidward!" |
| Toad/Toadward | ProtonToad | 16 | While he was on the moving platform in Air Trial, Wistward accidentally pressed the back button, causing him to fall into the void. | "WIST! What!? No!" |
| Renn/Takaward | CommanderT4k4 | 16 | After unintentionally spawning a Zombie Pigman, he was brought to half a heart, causing him to die to fire damage when he backed into fire. | "I'm fucking dead! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No!" |
| Wist/Wistward | InvaderWist | 16 | I HATE YOU ALL NIGGERS |
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Intro Quotes
Fuck Jirami: "Dan, where are you?"
Wist: "DEATH TO ALL NONWARDS!"
Dan: "There's a Spongebob in here!"
Near: "Wist, SHUT UP!"
Toad: "There's a nonward!"
Cri: "EW, IT'S A SPONGEBOB!"
Swan: "Tragic tale."
User: "Stickward, help me!"
Spicy: "Release the crack!"
Scrubby: "The squirch found you."
Kyoger: "I am ready to dab."
Taka: "There's the worst part."
Hero: "Sal, there's a chest!"
Ross: "I'm gonna kill you."
Sal: "THE CONCH PROVIDES!"
Piggy: "He ate a bad krabby patty."htfdefëwe3w32e.