SpaceToastGames

SpaceToastGames
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Alias	Toast

So I walk up to this bitch (apparently right after she got divorced) and say "what's up Karen you wanna go for a jog this afternoon haha" and she's like "please just leave me alone" and I'm like "whatever bitch" and then like an hour later get called into our HR person's office and they're like "you gotta stop harassing Karen she's going through a lot right now, she's just signed her divorce papers"

And I'm like "hah who'd married that skank, someone with a wheelchair fetish?" And my HR person (Hank) was well like "come on man, they've been married for 16 years. They've been having trouble since her accident last year. She thinks he blames her for getting into the accident that killed their kids" and I'm all like lol

So I leave and I'm hungry so I go to grab my lunch (turkey and provolone) only to see, lo and behold, that dumb bitch Karen set her bag of lunch RIGHT in front of mine!! so I write out a note saying how glad I am to be working with her but if she puts her lunch in front of mine again I swear to fuck I will finish the job that God couldn't

So I go through the rest of my day joking around with Karen every time I see her even though she is I giant cunt about it (my favorite was 'accidently' dropping a pair of scissors on her colostomy bag lol) and I have to ignore the picture of that fucking rat whenever I walk by her desk

So I finish my day asking for her ex husband's number since I need a new wingman to look for some babes with and she fucking flips it and when she's yelling at me I'm all like "maybe if you don't want to get divorced you shouldn't have gotten hit by a drink driver you ever think of that bitch" and then she rolled away aggressively

So that was my Thursday

Hardcore Stats

Series	Season	Character	Username	Episode of Death	Cause of Death	Last Words	Place
ToastCore	Terraria #1	N/A	Toast_iz_kewl	3	While digging a 2 block wide hole, a zombie fell on him from above, having only wooden armor and weapons the zombie killed him.	Oh I'm gonna die,I'm gonna die! NO!	7th/7
Toastcore	Minecraft SCRAPPED	Pickle Rick (Rick and Morty)	Beagel87	7	Blown up by a creeper after dropping his sword because an Enderman made him panic.	"Oh no, no, no, no, NO!"	6th/7
Toastcore	Minecraft #1	Waluigi (Mario)	Beagel87	6	While fighting a skeleton, Toast gets hit and falls into lava.	"NO! NO! NO! I FELL, NO!"	7th/7
Waluigi	Diablo II	Necromancer	Toastman	6	Got completely surrounded by Burning Dead Mages and started lagging.	"What the heck? I just lagged out I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die, no no no no NO!"	7th/7
Toastcore	Minecraft #2 (Mole Edition)	Hatty Hattington (BattleBlock Theater)	Beagel87	7	Blown up by a bed explosion in the Nether, caused by Mongolian.	"OH MY GOD!"	7th/8
Hostcore	Minecraft #1	Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney)	Beagel87	8	After being attacked by a Baby Zombie he jumps into water and gets killed by a buffed Zombie.	"I'm dead. I- I'm dead, I can't. NO!"	2nd/7
Toastcore	Diablo II	Barbarian	nigtoastgames	13	After getting swarmed by a fire attack, Toast was killed by a Death Beetle.	"WOAH! WOAH! WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH! WHAT?!"	4th/7

Trivia

• SpaceToast got his cast together only 3 days after he joined the PBG HC Discord.
• SpaceToast only decided to edit and upload his series, because Tray asked if it was a recorded series.

• Toast died 7th in every Toastcore(not including the scrapped season) up until Diablo 2, in which he wasn't the first death