Diablo II Hardcore (Waluigi)
Diablo II is the first official season of Waluigi's Hardcore series. The cast consists of Waluigi, Scrubby, Jojojito, SpaceToast, Bigga, Gizzmo and Cheez-It.
Episodes[edit | edit source]
# | Episode Name | Release Date | Link |
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1 | Ft. Scrubby, Jojojito, SpaceToast, Bigga, Gizzmo + Cheez-It! | Jul 10, 2018 | [1] |
2 | THE SEARCH FOR CAIN! | Jul 12, 2018 | [2] |
3 | TRISTRAM! | Jul 14, 2018 | [3] |
4 | FORGOTTEN TOWER | Jul 17, 2018 | [4] |
5 | ANDARIEL | Jul 19, 2018 | [5] |
6 | SEWER ADVENTURE | Jul 21, 2018 | [6] |
7 | HORADRIC CUBE | Jul 24, 2018 | [7] |
8 | MAGGOT LAIR | Jul 26, 2018 | [8] |
9 | LIZARD TEMPLE | Jul 28, 2018 | [9] |
10 | DURIEL | Jul 31, 2018 | [10] |
11 | JADE FIGURINE | Aug 2, 2018 | [11] |
12 | DONKEY KONG COUNTRY | Aug 4, 2018 | [12] |
13 | THE HIGH COUNCIL | Aug 7, 2018 | [13] |
14 | MEPHISTO | Aug 9, 2018 | [14] |
15 | IZUAL | Aug 11, 2018 | [15] |
16 | SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON | Aug 14, 2018 | [16] |
17 | FINALE! | Aug 16, 2018 | [17] |
18 | SIKE | Aug 18, 2018 | [18] |
19 | CAGED JOJOS | Aug 21, 2018 | [19] |
20 | PUKE WOLF | Aug 23, 2018 | [20] |
21 | HALLS OF PAIN | Aug 25, 2018 | [21] |
Deaths[edit | edit source]
Name | Class | Username | Episode of Death | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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SpaceToast | Necromancer | Toastman | 6 | Got completely surrounded by Burning Dead Mages and started lagging. | "What the heck? I just lagged out I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die, no no no no NO!" |
Cheez-It | Assassin | Cheez It Lorb | 8 | While exploring the Maggot Lair, a group of Scarabs quickly knocked down his health to zero before anyone even noticed. | "Oh fuck, did you just-." |
Gizzmo | Amazon | baldwithtits | 10 | Got knocked down to 3 health by The Summoner and gets finished off by a Ghoul Lord while running away to heal. | "I'm at 3 health boys! I'm at 3 health! NO!" |
Scrubby | Druid | ScrubbyNotTwink | 15 | Got surrounded by a bunch of enemies, starts lagging while trying to escape, and is then finished off by a Venom Lord. | "Guys, I'm lagging I'm lagging! Oh no no no. I'm lagging I'm lagging, I'm lagging I'm lagging!" |
Jojojito | Barbarian | despasijo | 16 | While fighting some Venom Lords, Waluigi and Bigga retreated, leaving Jojo to get hit by all of them at once. | "What? I'm dea- I'm not- NO!" |
Bigga | Sorceress | BiggaBeBoolin | *20 | Got stunlocked by Puke Wolf and a group of Death Slashers. | "Oh my god, no! No!" |
Waluigi | Paladin | walueegee | *21 | Got completely surrounded by Frozen Terrors while he had only one potion left, and thus is killed just after escaping them. | "I can't get outta this one! This is the end! Nnnngggg... no!" |
Portraits[edit | edit source]
Name | Alive | Dead |
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Waluigi | ![]() |
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Scrubby | ![]() |
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Jojojito | ![]() |
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Space Toast | ![]() |
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Bigga | ![]() |
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Gizzmo | ![]() |
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Cheez-It | ![]() |
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Intro Quotes[edit | edit source]
Act 1-[edit | edit source]
"Hi guys I'm over here!" - Waluigi
"Destroyed that thing!" - Toast
"Watch me strut on your bitch ass." - Scrubby
"Did we defeat Deckard Cain?" - Cheez-It
"I need corpses!" - Toast
"Look guys, I got Zeal." - Waluigi
"Millennials wanna die!" - Scrubby
"Puke Pus the Sharp." - Gizzmo
"We're all gonna die." - Waluigi
"I'm not gonna stand in the fire anymore." - Gizzmo
"No, I'm not gonna die first." - Toast
"Down syndrome." - Waluigi
"Oh my lanta!" - Jojo
"Sans is Ness." - Gizzmo
"Shave my back if you dare!" - Scrubby
Act 2-[edit | edit source]
"It's a drug land." - Waluigi
"When you walkin'." - Scrubby
"I'm stuck I can't move." - Toast
"My hands are freezing though." - Gizzmo
(imitating in game sound) "aaaaaahhhh." - Waluigi
"Desiring to end their existence." - Jojo
"Going for Baal." - Waluigi
"That is a fact." - Gizzmo
"I hate it when it's all like oof." - Cheez-It
"Yeah, let's round the female." -Gizzmo
"What are you doing, Waaah!?!" - Toast
"That's why we have Harry Harrington!" - Scrubby
"That is actually the worst thing ever." - Waluigi
"It's like, seven zeroes or something like that." - Bigga
"It's gay if you say no homo." - Cheez-It
Act 3-[edit | edit source]
"Just a dead bird on the ground." - Bigga
"Oh, it's a big boy." - Scrubby
"They all just turned to leaves!" - Jojo
"Cats are murdering each other!" - Waluigi
"Suck his tits." - Scrubby
"We're fighting fetishes." - Jojo
"Somone's probably attracted to that." - Waluigi
"I don't feel well!" - Bigga
"This is such a good mace." - Waluigi
"We should do a Pikmin Hardcore." - Scrubby
"Haha, you piece of garbage." - Jojo
"Oh, it's right at the entrance? What?" - Bigga
"Why did I do this to myself?' - Waluigi
"Oh my god, the fire vomit." - Bigga
"Lunch ladies aren't people, they're gods." - Scrubby
Act 4-[edit | edit source]
"Run button is best button." - Scrubby
"Oh, I'm surrounded." - Waluigi
"What's up, guys? It's Ali-A here." - Jojo
"Good job, you killed him." - Waluigi
"You don't meddle in Paladin affairs." - Bigga
"I can't... move! Ok." - Waluigi
"I got a really good ring." - Scrubby
"You got three days to live, kid." - Jojo
"You're either getting a blessing or a curse." - Bigga
"Congratulations, now get the hell out." - Jojo
"My man Talash has got him." - Waluigi
"Oh, it's these... things." - Bigga
"Smash that like button!" - Waluigi
"Sponsored by water." - Jojo
Act 5-[edit | edit source]
"The gates are open!" - Waluigi
"Actually Baal." - Bigga
"Oh, it's a dead guy." - Waluigi
"This is like death-wagon, look." - Bigga
"Oh, now it's snowing." - Waluigi
"Now we're in like, the trenches." - Bigga
"Alright, alright, alright!" - Bigga
"Look at that, that looks cool!" - Waluigi
"We're gonna win two times in a row!" - Bigga
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- This is the first season of any HC that has had Toast outside of his own HC, ToastCore.