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i fucking hate airpods, its so fucking annoying how i cant even fucking pair them to my fucking laptop so i can relax and binge watch some fucking tv shows. after 18 hours of my finger getting sore of pressing that shitty button on the back of the case i finally pair them only to realize their fucking battery life is shorter than how long i fucking last while fucking. the next day im on the subway to manhattan and im just listening to fucking mac miller (rip) and i get up at my stop and leave the train and for no god fucking damn reason my right airpod falls out of my fucking ear and into the gap and gets fucking run over by the god damn train. literally none of these fucking problems wouldve happened if they just kept the fucking cord nobody was fucking complaining about the fucking cord you greedy fucking apple assholes. airpods are literally steve jobs raping us from the grave

Hardcore Stats

Series	Season	Character	Username	Episode of Death	Cause of Death	Last Words	Place
Cri	Minecraft Nether Mini #1	???	CommanderMeouch	1	Shortly after killing a Blaze, Taka was ambushed and killed by a Wither Skeleton.	"Aw, shit!"	4th/5
Simoz	MineZ #1	Pringles Man (Pringles)	CommanderMeouch	5	Is ambushed by a group of players and is slain via a diamond sword.	"Aw fuck, no, he's here!"	6th/7
Simoz	MineZ #2	Ace (Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors)	CommanderMeouch	7	Soon after arriving in Frostbain, he is shot by Up44 with a bow.	"I'm at a heart!"	7th/7
Squidward	MineZ #1	Squidward (Spongebob)	CommanderMeouch	4	A baby zombie pigman exploded and launched him up into the air. He died of fall damage.	"Oh pigman, pigman! No- OH GOD!"	5th/7
Simoz	Minecraft #1	Beowulf (Skullgirls)	CommanderT4k4	11	Killed by an Enderman just moments before victory after being weakened by the Enderdragon.	"No no no no no!"	3rd/7
Squidward	MineZ #2	Squidward (Spongebob)	CommanderT4k4	6	Falls off a disappearing platform in Earth Trial and burns in lava.	"Fuck! No! Gapple. I'm lagging, I'm lagging, I'm lagging. AOW! How is that fair?!	1st/7
Simoz	Terraria #1	N/A	sunek	*14	Killed himself by falling in a similar vein to Simoz in a previous season.	"Well, in true tradition... geronimooo!"	*1st/7
Cri	Minecraft Nether Mini #2	???	CommanderT4k4	1	After being weakened to critically low health whilst fighting Blazes, Taka attempted to shield their fireballs only to be hit and killed.	"Oh shit! He's coming around! Ack!"	1st/3
Taka	Terraria #1	N/A	jeffrey griffiths	28	Surrounded by enemies while fighting the Destroyer and finished off by a Probe's Laser.	"No, no, no, no! This is not how I'm goin'! This is not how I'm goin'!"	2nd/7
SyoCore	Minecraft #1	Kedamono (Popee The Performer)	CommanderT4k4	6	Cornered and killed by Zombie Pigmen after they suddenly became aggroed.	"No, no no... No!"	5th/7
Squidward	MineZ #4	Strawberryward (Spongebob)	CommanderT4k4	16	After unintentionally spawning a Zombie Pigman in Hall of Shadows, Taka was brought to half a heart, and nearly survived until he backed into fire.	"I'm fucking dead! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No!"	2nd/16
Cri	Minecraft End Mini #1	Blue Pikmin (Pikmin)	CmdrTaka	1	Swooped and killed by the Ender Dragon from the front.	"Oh no! Oh no!"	6th/6
Hostcore	Minecraft #1	Gonta Gokuhara (Danganronpa)	CmdrTaka	7	Slain by a Wither Skeleton after some unfortunately-timed lag.	Oh no, I'm lagging out! I'm lagging out! Oh no, no, no, no!	5th/7
Taka	Minecraft Cursecore	MAN-K (Rhythm Heaven)	CommanderT4k4	9	Taka was hit by a wither skeleton while fighting off blazes. Unable to heal, he withered away.	"Half a heart! No!"	7th/8
Toastcore Crumbs	Slaughter	Enforcer (Risk of Rain)	CmdrTaka	6	After winning, Taka jumped off a tree outside the lobby and died of fall damage.	???	3rd/8*
Quote	Castle Crashers	Blue Knight	Taka	10	After Hero died, Taka was swarmed and slain by Iceskimos.	"Just grind! Just grind! Please..."	1st/4
Themecore	Minecraft #2 (Sonic)	Sonic the Werehog (Sonic Unleashed)	SonicWerehog	6	While trying to grab Raio's loot, he was poisoned by a witch and finished off by a Skeleton.	"NOOO!"	7th/8

*indicates he either survived or died after the goal was completed.

Quotes

"I'm always here to do dumb things... so you don't have to!" - Taka's Terraria HC #1

"You heard it here first kids, Thanksgiving's gay!" - Taka's Minecraft Cursecore

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+</gallery> |twitter = [https://twitter.com/commandert4k4 @commandert4k4]}}i fucking hate airpods, its so fucking annoying how i cant even fucking pair them to my fucking laptop so i can relax and binge watch some fucking tv shows. after 18 hours of my finger getting sore of pressing that shitty button on the back of the case i finally pair them only to realize their fucking battery life is shorter than how long i fucking last while fucking. the next day im on the subway to manhattan and im just listening to fucking mac miller (rip) and i get up at my stop and leave the train and for no god fucking damn reason my right airpod falls out of my fucking ear and into the gap and gets fucking run over by the god damn train. literally none of these fucking problems wouldve happened if they just kept the fucking cord nobody was fucking complaining about the fucking cord you greedy fucking apple assholes. airpods are literally steve jobs raping us from the grave
-</gallery> |twitter = [https://twitter.com/commandert4k4 @commandert4k4]}}Taka is the host and editor of [[Taka (Series)|his own Hardcores]] and a retired regular in [[Simoz]][[Simoz (Hardcore Series)|'s Hardcores]]. He appears as a guest in [[SyoCore]], [[Hostcore]], [[Toastcore]], [[ICryInMySleep's Hardcore Series|Cri's Hardcores]], [[Quote (Series)|Quote's Hardcores]], [[ThemeCore|Themecore]], and [[Cri]][https://fan-hardcore.wikia.com/wiki/ICryInMySleep%27s_Hardcore_Series#Mini-Seasons 's Mini Hardcores]. He is also a member of [[Nova]].
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