Raioknight
Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it back out.
This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere.
I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.
Hardcore Stats
| Series | Season | Character | Username | Episode of Death | Cause of Death | Last Words | Place |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Themecore | Minecraft #0 | Kooper
(Paper Mario) |
Raioknight | 8 | Rushed by a horde of Zombie Pigmen. | N/A | 5th/7 |
| SyKore | MineZ #1 | Orange Knight
(Castle Crashers) |
Raioknight | 8 | Jumped into a ravine while trying to escape from CrazySmokerDude. | "I see him, I see him!" | 7th/8 |
| SyKore | Minecraft #1 | Matthew
(Golden Sun: Dark Dawn) |
Raioknight | 14 | Attacked and slain by an Enderman during the Ender Dragon fight. | "I think I'm dead, sorry guys. Good luck, good luck." | 4th/8 |
| Funcore | Minecraft #3 | Tom
(Eddsworld) |
Raioknight | 13 | While in a ravine, a Creeper drops down and launches him into lava, which finishes Raio off. | "I see diamonds. Oh! OH!" | 3rd/7 |
| Raio | Minecraft #1 | Inigo
(Fire Emblem) |
Raioknight | N/A | Blew himself up with an End Crystal. | N/A | 1st/7 |
| ThemeCore | Minecraft #1 | Murkrow (Pokemon Gold/Silver) | Raioknight | 10 | After encountering a Creeper, he tried to shield from its explosion, but failed to shield'in time and died in the blast. | "No!" | 7th/9 |
| Hostcore | Minecraft #1 | Yumin Han (Mystic Messenger) | Raioknight | 6 | Was slain by an Enderman in the Nether because his platform he was under not being big enough. | "Oh my god. I'm at one. I'm at-" | 6th/7 |
| Rolecore | Minecraft #1 | Yoshi Sandwich | Raioknight | 1st Death: 8
2nd Death: 14 |
1st Death: Cornered by numerous Wither Skeletons.
2nd Death: Poured with lava by Jacket. |
1st Death: "Oh."
2nd Death: "Okay, okay, RIP." |
1st Death: 7th/11
2nd Death: 3rd/11 |
| Quote | Castle Crashers | Orange Knight | N/A | 8 | After Renn was knocked back by an enemy attack, he collided with Raio and killed him. | "Oh, this is not great, oh, no!" | 3rd/4 |
| Themecore | Minecraft #2 (Sonic) | Chip (Sonic Unleashed) | Raioknight | 6 | Ran into a ravine that he couldn't see and died to fall damage. | "OH! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!" | 8th/8 |
Trivia
- According to Sonic Themecore, Raio is 5'3"