Minecraft Hardcore Season 9: Half Health Edition (Ethereal)

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Ethereal Minecraft HC #9 is the twelfth official season of Ethereal, hosted, editing, and uploaded by DarthAurora. The goal was to slay all the Elder Guardians at the Ocean Monument, as well as steal all the gold from it. The twist was that all players had only half health (5 hearts instead of 10). The cast consisted of Darth, SystematicFails, Greenpoison, SmartAlekParrot, Segramis, TheRaven, HappyMcguffy, Navarre, Finman, and Nolan.


Episodes[edit | edit source]

# Episode Name Release Date Link
0 Trailer Jun 22, 2022 [0]
1 TEN MEN, FIVE HEARTS Jun 29, 2022 [1]
2 THE LIGHTNING INCIDENT Jul 10, 2022 [2]
3 TAKE A FREAKING BED WITH YOU Jul 25, 2022 [3]
4 SLEEP & SAVE THE TURTLE Aug 2, 2022 [4]
5 A LOT OF BAD THINGS HAPPEN THIS EPISODE Aug 7, 2022 [5]
6 WHY DID THEY HAVE TO BE SO PERFECT? Aug 17, 2022 [6]

Deaths[edit | edit source]

Name Character Username Episode of Death Cause of Death Last Words
Nolan Prussian Soldier OstPreussen1871 2 Was struck by lightning. Since he had no armor and only five hearts, he was instantly slain alongside TheRaven and HappyMcguffy. "..."
TheRaven Hog Rider

(Clash of Clans/Clash Royale)

TheRaven15 2 Was struck by lightning. Since he had no armor and only five hearts, he was instantly slain alongside Nolan and HappyMcguffy. "I heard that too, hmm hmm hmm... Nothing, heh heh... Heh... No! *Incoherent screaming*"
HappyMcguffy Chuck Norris HappyMcguffy 2 Was struck by lightning. Since he had no armor and only five hearts, he was instantly slain alongside Nolan and TheRaven. "Nooo! Nooooo!"
Navarre Radlin NavarreLuce 4 Fell to his death while trying to escape a Zombie in a cave. "Okay, this looks like not lethal... I think, but there's a zombie, so hold on... Okay, I can see the zombie. Okay I'm dead. Bye guys."
Finman Anime Girl Bokchoy7 5 Fell to his death while digging straight down after some gold nuggets in the Nether. "Gold. Exactly! AHH!!!"
Segramis Rainbow Creeper Segramis 5 Messed up his MLG water bucket jump and fell to his death. "Aghhhh... I died to lag."
Darth Larry Boy

(VeggieTales)

DarthAurora_ 5 Unwittingly got too close to a Polar Bear's cub and was promptly mauled. "Oh! Hey, Polar Bear. Woah why is he HITTING ME!?"
Alek Max the Protogen SmartAlekParrot 6 Was slain by a Guardian while attempting to build atop the Ocean Monument. "..."
Systematic Engineer

(TF2)

SystematicFails 6 While swimming away in an attempt to escape the Guardians, Systematic thought he was gliding atop the water's surface. However, the swimming animation was deceitful, as he was still losing air bubbles which led to him drowning. "I'm retreating! I have only one heart left..."
Greenpoison Sway Master Barley

(Brawl Stars)

_Greenpoison_ 6 Was obliterated by Guardians during a last-ditch effort to find the Ocean Monument's entrance. "Where-where-where is this? Shoot! No, no, no, no, no! AUGHHH!"

Player Portraits[edit | edit source]

Intro Quotes[edit | edit source]

"I'm freaking Larry Boy!" -Darth

"David's Romanian." -TheRaven

"You guys are so critical..." -Greenpoison

"What on earth is this?" -Alek

"I'm racist against Covid." -Darth

"I wanna die." - HappyMcguffy

"I'd say it was worth it." -Systematic

"No, no, no, no, no!" -Greenpoison

"What the freak!?" -Darth

"I'm retreating!" -Systematic

"What just happened!?" -Segramis

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • The opening three deaths consisted of a triple kill caused by a single lightning bolt. Typically, even if one has no armor, it is easy to survive lightning. However, being at half health (as Nolan, TheRaven and HappyMcguffy were) allowed for the lightning to deal just enough damage to slay all three in one blast.
  • This season has the most deaths by falling of any Ethereal season (three deaths).
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