Cri's HC/Grand Theft Auto Online Mini Hardcore

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Grand Theft Auto Mini Hardcore is the eighth mini season of ICryInMySleep's Hardcore Series, hosted by Cri. The cast consists of Cri, Kyoger, Scot, Wist, Scrubby, Toad, RJ, and Zartle.

Episodes[edit | edit source]

Round Episode Name Release Date Link
1 Welcome to Los Santos! Dec 22, 2019 [1]
2 Hearse Delivery Service! Jan 2, 2020 [2]
3 Motorcycle Secret Service! Jan 26, 2020 [3]

Deaths[edit | edit source]

Round 1[edit | edit source]

Name Username Cause of Death Last Words
Wist LILELI8 After realizing he was in a self-destructing event helicopter, he jumps out but doesn't activate his parachute and falls to his death. "Wait! 'This vehicle is about to self-destruct.' Wait a second, what?!"
Scrubby JeffGogurtMagee Scrubby crashed his motorcycle, causing him to fly into the air and fall to his death. "Wheeee!"
ProtonToad Toadathan Kyoger leaves Toad to die in a hangar with multiple members of the military. "What? What are you doing? You dick!"
RJ RJ_Exists After running from, and being shot by, many members of the police and military, RJ is blown up by a tank. "I did absolutely nothing! Wooo!"
Cri iCryInMySleep Cri was shot to death by multiple members of the military. "Dude there's a lot of people. Noo!"
Kyoger awokenkyoger *Kyoger was shot by a respawned Toad. "Good luck whoever else is there. Nooo! Revenge is a dish best served cold!
Scot scotsoulgem *Scot survived the round. "Uhh, I don't know. Start heading back- fly back."
Zartle HCG544 *Zartle survived the round. "I'll just fly back there, it's a fast vehicle."

Round 2[edit | edit source]

Name Username Cause of Death Last Words
Wist LILELI8 Trying to take off with his jet, he ran into a ramp and blew up. "I can't get out! No... NOOOO!"
Scot scotsoulgem *After successfully stealing a jet, he rammed straight into the Ferris Wheel killing many innocent people. Bastard. "Now that I won I'm gonna crash into the Ferris Wheel to end this life."
Cri iCryInMySleep *After successfully stealing a jet, he dived into a beach, blowing up instantly. "Vinyl Fantasy I love Squidward!!!"
RJ RJ_Exists Trying to take off with his jet, RJ drove straight into a blockade and went kablooey. "YEAH!!!"
Kyoger awokenkyoger While trying to escape with his jet, the jet wouldn't go up and crashed into the roof of a building. "Oh no! OH NO MY JET DOESN'T HAVE- I TRASHED IT TOO BAD!"
ProtonToad Toadathan *Kyoger gave up his life to Toad so he could steal a jet, and then Toad just commits suicide at the nearest building. "Uh hi uhh.. Hey uhh- I'm flying into this building is Chie around? I'm asking for a friend."
Scrubby JeffGogurtMagee *Scrubby stuffed his face full of food until he couldn't breathe and drowned underwater. "I'm just drinking all my sodas. I'm gonna smoke a little too if you don't mind. Gonna open up the windows- Oh shit."
Zartle HCG544 *After littering his jet into the ocean, he channeled all his rage and punched the ocean to death, only to drown like a bitch. "Fuck you ocean!"

Round 3[edit | edit source]

Name Username Cause of Death Last Words
ProtonToad Toadathan As he was going to take a random civilian's bike, his head got squashed and died instantly. "What!?"
Cri iCryInMySleep Entering Fort Zancudo, Cri was blown up by a Tank. "Everything is blowing up. WHAT!?"
RJ RJ_Exists Also entering Fort Zancudo, but in a sweet Monster Truck, RJ was blown up by a Tank. "Noooooo!"
Wist LILELI8 Trying to make his escape, Wist was shot out of the air by a missile and finished off before landing. "NOOOOOO! NOOOOOO! NOOOOOAAHAHAHahahhah!"
Scrubby JeffGogurtMagee During everything, Scrubby ran into a security vehicle, falling off his bike, and was blown up from an explosion. "I'm down! I'm down! I'm down for the count."
Scot scotsoulgem Trying to find himself a Jet, Scot was blown up by a patrolling Tank. "What the fuck was that??? Holy shit there's a tank!"
Kyoger awokenkyoger Taking off with his Jet, he ran straight into an object and blew up when he forgot his controls. "Fuck- I forgot the controls I think again..."
Zartle HCG544 Trying to escape with a Jet alone, Zartle was pursued by missiles and taken down with no hope. "Oh I'm about to die in like 5 seconds so... Yep! Haha GG."

*Indicates they either died or survived after the goal was completed.

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Trivia[edit | edit source]

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