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Revision as of 04:38, 16 August 2018
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Diablo II is the first official season of Waluigi's Hardcore series. The cast consists of Waluigi, Scrubby, Jojojito, SpaceToast, Bigga, Gizzmo and Cheez-It.
Episodes
| # | Names of Episodes | Release Date | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ft. Scrubby, Jojojito, SpaceToast, Bigga, Gizzmo + Cheez-It! | July 10, 2018 | Video |
| 2 | THE SEARCH FOR CAIN! | July 12, 2018 | Video |
| 3 | TRISTRAM! | July 14, 2018 | Video |
| 4 | FORGOTTEN TOWER | July 17, 2018 | Video |
| 5 | ANDARIEL | July 19, 2018 | Video |
| 6 | SEWER ADVENTURE | July 21, 2018 | Video |
| 7 | HORADRIC CUBE | July 24, 2018 | Video |
| 8 | MAGGOT LAIR | July 26, 2018 | Video |
| 9 | LIZARD TEMPLE | July 28, 2018 | Video |
| 10 | DURIEL | July 31, 2018 | Video |
| 11 | JADE FIGURINE | August 2, 2018 | Video |
| 12 | DONKEY KONG COUNTRY | August 4, 2018 | Video |
| 13 | THE HIGH COUNCIL | August 7, 2018 | Video |
| 14 | MEPHISTO | August 9, 2018 | Video |
| 15 | IZUAL | August 11, 2018 | Video |
| 16 | SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON | August 14, 2018 | Video |
Deaths
| Name | Class | Username | Episode of Death | Cause of Death | Last Words |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SpaceToast | Necromancer | Toastman | 6 | Got completely surrounded by Burning Dead Mages and started lagging. | "What the heck? I just lagged out I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die, no no no no NO!" |
| Cheez-It | Assassin | Cheez It Lorb | 8 | While exploring the Maggot Lair, a group of Scarabs quickly knock down his health to zero before anyone even notices. | "Oh fuck, did you just-." |
| Gizzmo | Amazon | baldwithtits | 10 | Gets knocked down to 3 health by The Summoner and gets finished off by a Ghoul Lord while running away to heal. | "I'm at 3 health boys! I'm at 3 health! NO!" |
| Scrubby | Druid | ScrubbyNotTwink | 15 | Gets surrounded by a bunch of enemies, starts lagging while trying to escape, and is then finished off by a Venom Lord. | "Guys, I'm lagging I'm lagging! Oh no no no. I'm lagging I'm lagging, I'm lagging I'm lagging!" |
| Jojojito | Barbarian | despasijo | 16 | While fighting some Venom Lords, Waluigi and Bigga retreated, leaving Jojo to get hit by all of them at once. | "What? No, I'm not- NO!" |
| Waluigi | Paladin | walueegee | ??? | ??? | ??? |
| Bigga | Sorceress | BiggaBeBoolin | ??? | ??? | ??? |
Intro Quotes
Act 1-
"Hi guys I'm over here!" - Waluigi
"Destroyed that thing!" - Toast
"Watch me strut on your bitch ass." - Scrubby
"Did we defeat Deckard Cain?" - Cheez-It
"I need corpses!" - Toast
"Look guys, I got Zeal." - Waluigi
"Millennials wanna die!" - Scrubby
"Puke Pus the Sharp." - Gizzmo
"We're all gonna die." - Bigga
"I'm not gonna stand in the fire anymore." - Gizzmo
"No, I'm not gonna die first." - Toast
"Down syndrome." - Bigga
"Oh my lanta!" - Jojo
"Sans is Ness." - Gizzmo
"Shave my back if you dare!" - Scrubby
Act 2-
"It's a drug land." - Waluigi
"When you walkin'." - Scrubby
"I'm stuck I can't move." - Toast
"My hands are freezing though." - Gizzmo
(imitating in game sound) "aaaaaahhhh." - Waluigi
"Desiring to end their existence." - Jojo
"Going for Baal." - Waluigi
"That is a fact." - Gizzmo
"I hate it when it's all like oof." - Cheez-It
"Yeah, let's round the female." -Gizzmo
"What are you doing, Waaah!?!" - Toast
"That's why we have Harry Harrington!" - Scrubby
"That is actually the worst thing ever." - Waluigi
"It's like, seven zeroes or something like that." - Bigga
"It's gay if you say no homo." - Cheez-It
Act 3-
"Just a dead bird on the ground." - Bigga
"Oh, it's a big boy." - Scrubby
"They all just turned to leaves!" - Jojo
"Cats are murdering each other!" - Waluigi
"Suck his tits." - Scrubby
"We're fighting fetishes." - Jojo
"Somone's probably attracted to that." - Waluigi
"I don't feel well!" - Bigga
"This is such a good mace." - Waluigi
"We should do a Pikmin Hardcore." - Scrubby
"Haha, you piece of garbage." - Jojo
"Oh, it's right at the entrance? What?" - Bigga
"Why did I do this to myself?' - Waluigi
"Oh my god, the fire vomit." - Bigga
"Lunch ladies aren't people, they're gods." - Scrubby
Act 4-
"Run button is best button." - Scrubby
"Oh, I'm surrounded." - Waluigi
"What's up, guys? It's Ali-A here." - Jojo
"Good job, you killed him." - Waluigi
"You don't meddle in Paladin affairs." - Bigga
"I can't... move! Ok." - Waluigi
"I got a really good ring." - Scrubby
"You got three days to live, kid." - Jojo
"You're either getting a blessing or a curse." - Bigga
"Congratulations, now get the hell out." - Jojo
"My man Talash has got him." - Waluigi
"Oh, it's these... things." - Bigga
"Smash that like button!" - Waluigi
"Sponsored by water." - Jojo