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{{Spoilers}}{{Season_Infobox_HARDCORE|title1 = Diablo II HC #1|game = Diablo II|goal = Defeat Diablo|uploader = Waluigi|date_start = July 10, 2018|preceded_by = [https://fan-hardcore.wikia.com/wiki/I_Wanna_Be_The_Guy_Hardcore I Wanna Be The Guy]|playlist = [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgDGR_xK7kEZ9VYenwiiSyt3OAPF5zzoR Playlist]}}Diablo II is the first official season of [[Waluigi]]'s Hardcore series, the cast consists of Waluigi, [[PraisedBeScrubby|Scrubby]], [[Jojojito]], [[SpaceToastGames|SpaceToast]], [[Bigga]], [[Gizzmo]] and [[Cheez-It]].
{{Spoilers}}{{Season_Infobox_HARDCORE|title1 = Diablo II HC #1|game = Diablo II|goal = Defeat Diablo|uploader = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOfy5HTA1OsxzwH-b5nNJVA Why Is Life]|date_start = July 10, 2018|preceded_by = [https://fan-hardcore.wikia.com/wiki/I_Wanna_Be_The_Guy_Hardcore I Wanna Be The Guy]|playlist = [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgDGR_xK7kEZ9VYenwiiSyt3OAPF5zzoR Playlist]|editor = Waluigi|date_end = TBD|#_of_episodes = 15+}}Diablo II is the first official season of [[Waluigi]]'s Hardcore series, the cast consists of Waluigi, [[PraisedBeScrubby|Scrubby]], [[Jojojito]], [[SpaceToastGames|SpaceToast]], [[Bigga]], [[Gizzmo]] and [[Cheez-It]].


== Episodes ==
== Episodes ==
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|Gets surrounded by a bunch of enemies, starts lagging while trying to escape, and is then finished off by a '''Venom Lord'''.
|"Guys I'm lagging I'm lagging! Oh no no no. I'm lagging I'm lagging, I'm lagging I'm lagging!"
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=== Act 1- ===
=== Act 1- ===
Hi guys I'm over here! -Waluigi
"Hi guys I'm over here!" - Waluigi


Destroyed that thing! -Toast
"Destroyed that thing!" - Toast


Watch me strut on your bitch ass -Scrubby
"Watch me strut on your bitch ass." - Scrubby


Did we defeat Deckard Cain? -Cheez-It
"Did we defeat Deckard Cain?" - Cheez-It


I need corpses! -Toast
"I need corpses!" - Toast


Look guys, I got Zeal -Waluigi
"Look guys, I got Zeal." - Waluigi


Millennials wanna die! -Scrubby
"Millennials wanna die!" - Scrubby


Puke Pus the Sharp -Gizzmo
"Puke Pus the Sharp." - Gizzmo


We're all gonna die -Waluigi
"We're all gonna die." - Waluigi


I'm not gonna stand in the fire anymore -Gizzmo
"I'm not gonna stand in the fire anymore." - Gizzmo


No I'm not gonna die first -Toast
"No, I'm not gonna die first." - Toast


Down syndrome -Waluigi
"Down syndrome." - Waluigi


Oh my lanta! -Jojo
"Oh my lanta!" - Jojo


Sans is ness -Gizzmo
"Sans is Ness." - Gizzmo


Shave my back if you dare! -Scrubby
"Shave my back if you dare!" - Scrubby


=== Act 2- ===
=== Act 2- ===
It's a drug land -Waluigi
"It's a drug land." - Waluigi


When you walkin' -Scrubby
"When you walkin'." - Scrubby


I'm stuck I can't move -Toast
"I'm stuck I can't move." - Toast


My hands are freezing though -Gizzmo
"My hands are freezing though." - Gizzmo


(imitating in game sound) aaaaaahhhh -Waluigi
(imitating in game sound) "aaaaaahhhh." - Waluigi


Desiring to end their existence -Jojo
"Desiring to end their existence." - Jojo


Going for Baal -Waluigi
"Going for Baal." - Waluigi


That is a fact -Cheez-it
"That is a fact." - Cheez-it


I hate it when it's all like oof -Cheez-It
"I hate it when it's all like oof." - Cheez-It


Yeah let's round the female -Gizzmo
"Yeah, let's round the female." -Gizzmo


What are you doing waaa!?! -Toast
"What are you doing, Waaah!?!" - Toast


That's why we have Harry Harrington! -Scrubby
"That's why we have Harry Harrington!" - Scrubby


That is actually the worst thing ever -Waluigi
"That is actually the worst thing ever." - Waluigi


It's like, seven zeroes or something like that -Bigga
"It's like, seven zeroes or something like that." - Bigga


It's gay if you say no homo -Cheez-It
"It's gay if you say no homo." - Cheez-It


=== Act 3- ===
=== Act 3- ===
Just a dead bird on the ground -Bigga
"Just a dead bird on the ground." - Bigga


Oh it's a big boy -Scrubby
"Oh, it's a big boy." - Scrubby


They all just turned to leaves! -Jojo
"They all just turned to leaves!" - Jojo


Cats are murdering each other! -Waluigi
"Cats are murdering each other!" - Waluigi


Suck his tits -Scrubby
"Suck his tits." - Scrubby


We're fighting fetishes -Jojo
"We're fighting fetishes." - Jojo


Somone's probably attracted to that -Waluigi
"Somone's probably attracted to that." - Waluigi


I don't feel well! -Bigga
"I don't feel well!" - Bigga


This is such a good mace -Waluigi
"This is such a good mace." - Waluigi


We should do a Pikmin Hardcore -Scrubby
"We should do a Pikmin Hardcore." - Scrubby


Haha you piece of garbage -Jojo
"Haha, you piece of garbage." - Jojo


Oh it's right at the entrance? What? -Bigga
"Oh, it's right at the entrance? What?" - Bigga


Why did I do this to myself? -Waluigi
"Why did I do this to myself?' - Waluigi


Oh my god the fire vomit -Bigga
"Oh my god, the fire vomit." - Bigga


Lunch ladies aren't people, they're gods -Scrubby
"Lunch ladies aren't people, they're gods." - Scrubby


=== Act 4- ===
=== Act 4- ===
Run button is best button -Scrubby
"Run button is best button." - Scrubby


Oh I'm surrounded -Waluigi
"Oh, I'm surrounded." - Waluigi


What's up guys it's Ali-A here -Jojo
"What's up, guys? It's Ali-A here." - Jojo


Good job you killed him -Waluigi
"Good job, you killed him." - Waluigi


You don't meddle in Paladin affairs -Bigga
"You don't meddle in Paladin affairs." - Bigga


I can't... move! Ok -Waluigi
"I can't... move! Ok." - Waluigi


I got a really good ring -Scrubby
"I got a really good ring." - Scrubby


You got three days to live kid -Jojo
"You got three days to live, kid." - Jojo


You're either getting a blessing or a curse -Bigga
"You're either getting a blessing or a curse." - Bigga


Congratulations, now get the hell out -Jojo
"Congratulations, now get the hell out." - Jojo


My man Talash has got him -Waluigi
"My man Talash has got him." - Waluigi


Oh it's these... things -Bigga
"Oh, it's these... things." - Bigga


Smash that like button! -Waluigi
"Smash that like button!" - Waluigi


Sponsored by water -Jojo[[Category:Series]]
"Sponsored by water." - Jojo[[Category:Series]]

Revision as of 21:40, 11 August 2018

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Diablo II is the first official season of Waluigi's Hardcore series, the cast consists of Waluigi, Scrubby, Jojojito, SpaceToast, Bigga, Gizzmo and Cheez-It.

Episodes

# Names of Episodes Release Date Link
1 Ft. Scrubby, Jojojito, SpaceToast, Bigga, Gizzmo + Cheez-It! July 10, 2018 Video
2 THE SEARCH FOR CAIN! July 12, 2018 Video
3 TRISTRAM! July 14, 2018 Video
4 FORGOTTEN TOWER July 17, 2018 Video
5 ANDARIEL July 19, 2018 Video
6 SEWER ADVENTURE July 21, 2018 Video
7 HORADRIC CUBE July 24, 2018 Video
8 MAGGOT LAIR July 26, 2018 Video
9 LIZARD TEMPLE July 28, 2018 Video
10 DURIEL July 31, 2018 Video
11 JADE FIGURINE August 2, 2018 Video
12 DONKEY KONG COUNTRY August 4, 2018 Video
13 THE HIGH COUNCIL August 7, 2018 Video
14 MEPHISTO August 9, 2018 Video
15 IZUAL August 11, 2018 Video

Deaths

Name Class Username Episode of Death Cause of Death Last Words
SpaceToast Necromancer Toastman 6 Got completely surrounded by Burning Dead Mages and started lagging. "What the heck? I just lagged out I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die, no no no no NO!"
Cheez-It Assassin Cheez It Lorb 8 While exploring the Maggot Lair, a group of Scarabs quickly knock down his health to zero before anyone even notices. "Oh fuck, did you just-."
Gizzmo Amazon baldwithtits 10 Gets knocked down to 3 health by The Summoner and gets finished off by a Ghoul Lord while running away to heal. "I'm at 3 health boys! I'm at 3 health! NO!"
Scrubby Druid ScrubbyNotTwink 15 Gets surrounded by a bunch of enemies, starts lagging while trying to escape, and is then finished off by a Venom Lord. "Guys, I'm lagging I'm lagging! Oh no no no. I'm lagging I'm lagging, I'm lagging I'm lagging!"
Waluigi Paladin walueegee ??? ??? ???
Jojojito Barbarian despasijo ??? ??? ???
Bigga Sorceress BiggaBeBoolin ??? ??? ???

Intro Quotes

Act 1-

"Hi guys I'm over here!" - Waluigi

"Destroyed that thing!" - Toast

"Watch me strut on your bitch ass." - Scrubby

"Did we defeat Deckard Cain?" - Cheez-It

"I need corpses!" - Toast

"Look guys, I got Zeal." - Waluigi

"Millennials wanna die!" - Scrubby

"Puke Pus the Sharp." - Gizzmo

"We're all gonna die." - Waluigi

"I'm not gonna stand in the fire anymore." - Gizzmo

"No, I'm not gonna die first." - Toast

"Down syndrome." - Waluigi

"Oh my lanta!" - Jojo

"Sans is Ness." - Gizzmo

"Shave my back if you dare!" - Scrubby

Act 2-

"It's a drug land." - Waluigi

"When you walkin'." - Scrubby

"I'm stuck I can't move." - Toast

"My hands are freezing though." - Gizzmo

(imitating in game sound) "aaaaaahhhh." - Waluigi

"Desiring to end their existence." - Jojo

"Going for Baal." - Waluigi

"That is a fact." - Cheez-it

"I hate it when it's all like oof." - Cheez-It

"Yeah, let's round the female." -Gizzmo

"What are you doing, Waaah!?!" - Toast

"That's why we have Harry Harrington!" - Scrubby

"That is actually the worst thing ever." - Waluigi

"It's like, seven zeroes or something like that." - Bigga

"It's gay if you say no homo." - Cheez-It

Act 3-

"Just a dead bird on the ground." - Bigga

"Oh, it's a big boy." - Scrubby

"They all just turned to leaves!" - Jojo

"Cats are murdering each other!" - Waluigi

"Suck his tits." - Scrubby

"We're fighting fetishes." - Jojo

"Somone's probably attracted to that." - Waluigi

"I don't feel well!" - Bigga

"This is such a good mace." - Waluigi

"We should do a Pikmin Hardcore." - Scrubby

"Haha, you piece of garbage." - Jojo

"Oh, it's right at the entrance? What?" - Bigga

"Why did I do this to myself?' - Waluigi

"Oh my god, the fire vomit." - Bigga

"Lunch ladies aren't people, they're gods." - Scrubby

Act 4-

"Run button is best button." - Scrubby

"Oh, I'm surrounded." - Waluigi

"What's up, guys? It's Ali-A here." - Jojo

"Good job, you killed him." - Waluigi

"You don't meddle in Paladin affairs." - Bigga

"I can't... move! Ok." - Waluigi

"I got a really good ring." - Scrubby

"You got three days to live, kid." - Jojo

"You're either getting a blessing or a curse." - Bigga

"Congratulations, now get the hell out." - Jojo

"My man Talash has got him." - Waluigi

"Oh, it's these... things." - Bigga

"Smash that like button!" - Waluigi

"Sponsored by water." - Jojo

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