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Puke Pus the Sharp -Gizzmo
Puke Pus the Sharp -Gizzmo


We're all gonna die -Bigga
We're all gonna die -Waluigi


I'm not gonna stand in the fire anymore -Gizzmo
I'm not gonna stand in the fire anymore -Gizzmo
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No I'm not gonna die first -Toast
No I'm not gonna die first -Toast


Down syndrome -Bigga
Down syndrome -Waluigi


Oh my lanta! -Jojo
Oh my lanta! -Jojo
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Lunch ladies aren't people, they're gods -Scrubby
Lunch ladies aren't people, they're gods -Scrubby


=== Act 4- ===
[[Category:Series]]
Run button is best button -Scrubby

Oh I'm surrounded -Waluigi

What's up guys it's Ali-A here -Jojo

Good job you killed him -Waluigi

You don't meddle in Paladin affairs -Bigga

I can't... move! Ok -Waluigi

I got a really good ring -Scrubby

You got three days to live kid -Jojo

You're either getting a blessing or a curse -Bigga

Congratulations, now get the hell out -Jojo

My man Talash has got him -Waluigi

Oh it's these... things -Bigga

Smash that like button! -Waluigi

Sponsored by water -Jojo[[Category:Series]]

Revision as of 17:35, 11 August 2018

Diablo II is the first official season of Waluigi's Hardcore series, the cast consists of Waluigi, Scrubby, Jojojito, SpaceToast, Bigga, Gizzmo and Cheez-It.

Episodes

# Names of Episodes Release Date Link
1 Ft. Scrubby, Jojojito, SpaceToast, Bigga, Gizzmo + Cheez-It! July 10, 2018 Video
2 THE SEARCH FOR CAIN! July 12, 2018 Video
3 TRISTRAM! July 14, 2018 Video
4 FORGOTTEN TOWER July 17, 2018 Video
5 ANDARIEL July 19, 2018 Video
6 SEWER ADVENTURE July 21, 2018 Video
7 HORADRIC CUBE July 24, 2018 Video
8 MAGGOT LAIR July 26, 2018 Video
9 LIZARD TEMPLE July 28, 2018 Video
10 DURIEL July 31, 2018 Video
11 JADE FIGURINE August 2, 2018 Video
12 DONKEY KONG COUNTRY August 4, 2018 Video
13 THE HIGH COUNCIL August 7, 2018 Video
14 MEPHISTO August 9, 2018 Video
15 IZUAL August 11, 2018 Video

Deaths

Name Class Username Episode of Death Cause of Death Last Words
SpaceToast Necromancer Toastman 6 Got completely surrounded by Burning Dead Mages and started lagging. "What the heck? I just lagged out I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die, no no no no NO!"
Cheez-It Assassin Cheez It Lorb 8 While exploring the Maggot Lair, a group of Scarabs quickly knock down his health to zero before anyone even notices. "Oh fuck, did you just-"
Gizzmo Amazon baldwithtits 10 Gets knocked down to 3 health by The Summoner and gets finished off by a Ghoul Lord while running away to heal. "I'm at 3 health boys! I'm at 3 health! NO!"
Waluigi Paladin walueegee ??? ??? ???
Scrubby Druid ScrubbyNotTwink ??? ??? ???
Jojojito Barbarian despasijo ??? ??? ???
Bigga Sorceress BiggaBeBoolin ??? ??? ???

Intro Quotes

Act 1-

Hi guys I'm over here! -Waluigi

Destroyed that thing! -Toast

Watch me strut on your bitch ass -Scrubby

Did we defeat Deckard Cain? -Cheez-It

I need corpses! -Toast

Look guys, I got Zeal -Waluigi

Millennials wanna die! -Scrubby

Puke Pus the Sharp -Gizzmo

We're all gonna die -Waluigi

I'm not gonna stand in the fire anymore -Gizzmo

No I'm not gonna die first -Toast

Down syndrome -Waluigi

Oh my lanta! -Jojo

Sans is ness -Gizzmo

Shave my back if you dare! -Scrubby

Act 2-

It's a drug land -Waluigi

When you walkin' -Scrubby

I'm stuck I can't move -Toast

My hands are freezing though -Gizzmo

(imitating in game sound) aaaaaahhhh -Waluigi

Desiring to end their existence -Jojo

Going for Baal -Waluigi

That is a fact -Cheez-it

I hate it when it's all like oof -Cheez-It

Yeah let's round the female -Gizzmo

What are you doing waaa!?! -Toast

That's why we have Harry Harrington! -Scrubby

That is actually the worst thing ever -Waluigi

It's like, seven zeroes or something like that -Bigga

It's gay if you say no homo -Cheez-It

Act 3-

Just a dead bird on the ground -Bigga

Oh it's a big boy -Scrubby

They all just turned to leaves! -Jojo

Cats are murdering each other! -Waluigi

Suck his tits -Scrubby

We're fighting fetishes -Jojo

Somone's probably attracted to that -Waluigi

I don't feel well! -Bigga

This is such a good mace -Waluigi

We should do a Pikmin Hardcore -Scrubby

Haha you piece of garbage -Jojo

Oh it's right at the entrance? What? -Bigga

Why did I do this to myself? -Waluigi

Oh my god the fire vomit -Bigga

Lunch ladies aren't people, they're gods -Scrubby

Act 4-

Run button is best button -Scrubby

Oh I'm surrounded -Waluigi

What's up guys it's Ali-A here -Jojo

Good job you killed him -Waluigi

You don't meddle in Paladin affairs -Bigga

I can't... move! Ok -Waluigi

I got a really good ring -Scrubby

You got three days to live kid -Jojo

You're either getting a blessing or a curse -Bigga

Congratulations, now get the hell out -Jojo

My man Talash has got him -Waluigi

Oh it's these... things -Bigga

Smash that like button! -Waluigi

Sponsored by water -Jojo