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Destroyed that thing! -Toast |
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Did we defeat Deckard Cain? -Cheez-It |
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Millennials wanna die! -Scrubby |
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Puke Pus the Sharp -Gizzmo |
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We're all gonna die -Bigga |
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I'm not gonna stand in the fire anymore -Gizzmo |
I'm not gonna stand in the fire anymore -Gizzmo |
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No I'm not gonna die first -Toast |
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Down syndrome -Bigga |
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Oh my lanta! -Jojo |
Oh my lanta! -Jojo |
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=== Act 2- === |
=== Act 2- === |
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It's a drug land -Waluigi |
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When you walkin' -Scrubby |
When you walkin' -Scrubby |
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Going for Baal -Waluigi |
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That is a fact -Cheez-it |
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I hate it when it's all like oof -Cheez-It |
I hate it when it's all like oof -Cheez-It |
Revision as of 05:12, 10 August 2018
Diablo II is the first official season of Waluigi's Hardcore series, the cast consists of Waluigi, Scrubby, Jojojito, SpaceToast, Bigga, Gizzmo and Cheez-It.
Episodes
# | Names of Episodes | Release Date | Link |
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1 | Ft. Scrubby, Jojojito, SpaceToast, Bigga, Gizzmo + Cheez-It! | July 10, 2018 | Video |
2 | THE SEARCH FOR CAIN! | July 12, 2018 | Video |
3 | TRISTRAM! | July 14, 2018 | Video |
4 | FORGOTTEN TOWER | July 17, 2018 | Video |
5 | ANDARIEL | July 19, 2018 | Video |
6 | SEWER ADVENTURE | July 21, 2018 | Video |
7 | HORADRIC CUBE | July 24, 2018 | Video |
8 | MAGGOT LAIR | July 26, 2018 | Video |
9 | LIZARD TEMPLE | July 28, 2018 | Video |
10 | DURIEL | July 31, 2018 | Video |
11 | JADE FIGURINE | August 2, 2018 | Video |
12 | DONKEY KONG COUNTRY | August 4, 2018 | Video |
13 | THE HIGH COUNCIL | August 7, 2018 | Video |
Deaths
Name | Class | Username | Episode of Death | Cause of Death | Last Words |
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SpaceToast | Necromancer | Toastman | 6 | Got completely surrounded by Burning Dead Mages and started lagging. | "What the heck? I just lagged out I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die, no no no no NO!" |
Cheez-It | Assassin | Cheez It Lorb | 8 | While exploring the Maggot Lair, a group of Scarabs quickly knock down his health to zero before anyone even notices. | "Oh fuck, did you just-" |
Gizzmo | Amazon | baldwithtits | 10 | Gets knocked down to 3 health by The Summoner and gets finished off by a Ghoul Lord while running away to heal. | "I'm at 3 health boys! I'm at 3 health! NO!" |
Waluigi | Paladin | walueegee | ??? | ??? | ??? |
Scrubby | Druid | ScrubbyNotTwink | ??? | ??? | ??? |
Jojojito | Barbarian | despasijo | ??? | ??? | ??? |
Bigga | Sorceress | BiggaBeBoolin | ??? | ??? | ??? |
Intro Quotes
Act 1-
Hi guys I'm over here! -Waluigi
Destroyed that thing! -Toast
Watch me strut on your bitch ass -Scrubby
Did we defeat Deckard Cain? -Cheez-It
I need corpses! -Toast
Look guys, I got Zeal -Waluigi
Millennials wanna die! -Scrubby
Puke Pus the Sharp -Gizzmo
We're all gonna die -Bigga
I'm not gonna stand in the fire anymore -Gizzmo
No I'm not gonna die first -Toast
Down syndrome -Bigga
Oh my lanta! -Jojo
Sans is ness -Gizzmo
Shave my back if you dare! -Scrubby
Act 2-
It's a drug land -Waluigi
When you walkin' -Scrubby
I'm stuck I can't move -Toast
My hands are freezing though -Gizzmo
(imitating in game sound) aaaaaahhhh -Waluigi
Desiring to end their existence -Jojo
Going for Baal -Waluigi
That is a fact -Cheez-it
I hate it when it's all like oof -Cheez-It
Yeah let's round the female -Gizzmo
What are you doing waaa!?! -Toast
That's why we have Harry Harrington! -Scrubby
That is actually the worst thing ever -Waluigi
It's like, seven zeroes or something like that -Bigga
It's gay if you say no homo -Cheez-It
Act 3-
Just a dead bird on the ground -Bigga
Oh it's a big boy -Scrubby
They all just turned to leaves! -Jojo
Cats are murdering each other! -Waluigi
Suck his tits -Scrubby
We're fighting fetishes -Jojo
Somone's probably attracted to that -Waluigi
I don't feel well! -Bigga
This is such a good mace -Waluigi
We should do a Pikmin Hardcore -Scrubby
Haha you piece of garbage -Jojo
Oh it's right at the entrance? What? -Bigga
Why did I do this to myself? -Waluigi
Oh my god the fire vomit -Bigga
Lunch ladies aren't people, they're gods -Scrubby