Diablo II Hardcore (Waluigi)

Diablo II Hardcore (Waluigi)
Game	Diablo II
Goal	Defeat Diablo (and maybe Baal)
Uploader	Why Is Life
Editor	Waluigi
Artist	Mikey😈
Date Start	July 10, 2018
Date End	August 25, 2018
Number of Episodes	21
Playlist	Playlist
Seasons Directory
Preceded By	I Wanna Be The Guy
Followed By	Half Life 2

Diablo II is the first official season of Waluigi's Hardcore series. The cast consists of Waluigi, Scrubby, Jojojito, SpaceToast, Bigga, Gizzmo and Cheez-It.

Episodes

#	Episode Name	Release Date	Link
1	Ft. Scrubby, Jojojito, SpaceToast, Bigga, Gizzmo + Cheez-It!	Jul 10, 2018	[1]
2	THE SEARCH FOR CAIN!	Jul 12, 2018	[2]
3	TRISTRAM!	Jul 14, 2018	[3]
4	FORGOTTEN TOWER	Jul 17, 2018	[4]
5	ANDARIEL	Jul 19, 2018	[5]
6	SEWER ADVENTURE	Jul 21, 2018	[6]
7	HORADRIC CUBE	Jul 24, 2018	[7]
8	MAGGOT LAIR	Jul 26, 2018	[8]
9	LIZARD TEMPLE	Jul 28, 2018	[9]
10	DURIEL	Jul 31, 2018	[10]
11	JADE FIGURINE	Aug 2, 2018	[11]
12	DONKEY KONG COUNTRY	Aug 4, 2018	[12]
13	THE HIGH COUNCIL	Aug 7, 2018	[13]
14	MEPHISTO	Aug 9, 2018	[14]
15	IZUAL	Aug 11, 2018	[15]
16	SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON	Aug 14, 2018	[16]
17	FINALE!	Aug 16, 2018	[17]
18	SIKE	Aug 18, 2018	[18]
19	CAGED JOJOS	Aug 21, 2018	[19]
20	PUKE WOLF	Aug 23, 2018	[20]
21	HALLS OF PAIN	Aug 25, 2018	[21]

Deaths

Name	Class	Username	Episode of Death	Cause of Death	Last Words
SpaceToast	Necromancer	Toastman	6	Got completely surrounded by Burning Dead Mages and started lagging.	"What the heck? I just lagged out I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die, no no no no NO!"
Cheez-It	Assassin	Cheez It Lorb	8	While exploring the Maggot Lair, a group of Scarabs quickly knocked down his health to zero before anyone even noticed.	"Oh fuck, did you just-."
Gizzmo	Amazon	baldwithtits	10	Got knocked down to 3 health by The Summoner and gets finished off by a Ghoul Lord while running away to heal.	"I'm at 3 health boys! I'm at 3 health! NO!"
Scrubby	Druid	ScrubbyNotTwink	15	Got surrounded by a bunch of enemies, starts lagging while trying to escape, and is then finished off by a Venom Lord.	"Guys, I'm lagging I'm lagging! Oh no no no. I'm lagging I'm lagging, I'm lagging I'm lagging!"
Jojojito	Barbarian	despasijo	16	While fighting some Venom Lords, Waluigi and Bigga retreated, leaving Jojo to get hit by all of them at once.	"What? I'm dea- I'm not- NO!"
Bigga	Sorceress	BiggaBeBoolin	*20	Got stunlocked by Puke Wolf and a group of Death Slashers.	"Oh my god, no! No!"
Waluigi	Paladin	walueegee	*21	Got completely surrounded by Frozen Terrors while he had only one potion left, and thus is killed just after escaping them.	"I can't get outta this one! This is the end! Nnnngggg... no!"

Portraits

Art By Mikey

Name	Alive	Dead
Waluigi	[[File:|frameless|200x200px]]	[[File:|frameless|200x200px]]
Scrubby	[[File:|frameless|200x200px]]	[[File:|frameless|200x200px]]
Jojojito	[[File:|frameless|200x200px]]	[[File:|frameless|200x200px]]
Space Toast	[[File:|frameless|200x200px]]	[[File:|frameless|200x200px]]
Bigga	[[File:|frameless|200x200px]]	[[File:|frameless|200x200px]]
Gizzmo	[[File:|frameless|200x200px]]	[[File:|frameless|200x200px]]
Cheez-It	[[File:|frameless|200x200px]]	[[File:|frameless|200x200px]]

Intro Quotes

Act 1-

"Hi guys I'm over here!" - Waluigi

"Destroyed that thing!" - Toast

"Watch me strut on your bitch ass." - Scrubby

"Did we defeat Deckard Cain?" - Cheez-It

"I need corpses!" - Toast

"Look guys, I got Zeal." - Waluigi

"Millennials wanna die!" - Scrubby

"Puke Pus the Sharp." - Gizzmo

"We're all gonna die." - Waluigi

"I'm not gonna stand in the fire anymore." - Gizzmo

"No, I'm not gonna die first." - Toast

"Down syndrome." - Waluigi

"Oh my lanta!" - Jojo

"Sans is Ness." - Gizzmo

"Shave my back if you dare!" - Scrubby

Act 2-

"It's a drug land." - Waluigi

"When you walkin'." - Scrubby

"I'm stuck I can't move." - Toast

"My hands are freezing though." - Gizzmo

(imitating in game sound) "aaaaaahhhh." - Waluigi

"Desiring to end their existence." - Jojo

"Going for Baal." - Waluigi

"That is a fact." - Gizzmo

"I hate it when it's all like oof." - Cheez-It

"Yeah, let's round the female." -Gizzmo

"What are you doing, Waaah!?!" - Toast

"That's why we have Harry Harrington!" - Scrubby

"That is actually the worst thing ever." - Waluigi

"It's like, seven zeroes or something like that." - Bigga

"It's gay if you say no homo." - Cheez-It

Act 3-

"Just a dead bird on the ground." - Bigga

"Oh, it's a big boy." - Scrubby

"They all just turned to leaves!" - Jojo

"Cats are murdering each other!" - Waluigi

"Suck his tits." - Scrubby

"We're fighting fetishes." - Jojo

"Somone's probably attracted to that." - Waluigi

"I don't feel well!" - Bigga

"This is such a good mace." - Waluigi

"We should do a Pikmin Hardcore." - Scrubby

"Haha, you piece of garbage." - Jojo

"Oh, it's right at the entrance? What?" - Bigga

"Why did I do this to myself?' - Waluigi

"Oh my god, the fire vomit." - Bigga

"Lunch ladies aren't people, they're gods." - Scrubby

Act 4-

"Run button is best button." - Scrubby

"Oh, I'm surrounded." - Waluigi

"What's up, guys? It's Ali-A here." - Jojo

"Good job, you killed him." - Waluigi

"You don't meddle in Paladin affairs." - Bigga

"I can't... move! Ok." - Waluigi

"I got a really good ring." - Scrubby

"You got three days to live, kid." - Jojo

"You're either getting a blessing or a curse." - Bigga

"Congratulations, now get the hell out." - Jojo

"My man Talash has got him." - Waluigi

"Oh, it's these... things." - Bigga

"Smash that like button!" - Waluigi

"Sponsored by water." - Jojo

Act 5-

"The gates are open!" - Waluigi

"Actually Baal." - Bigga

"Oh, it's a dead guy." - Waluigi

"This is like death-wagon, look." - Bigga

"Oh, now it's snowing." - Waluigi

"Now we're in like, the trenches." - Bigga

"Alright, alright, alright!" - Bigga

"Look at that, that looks cool!" - Waluigi

"We're gonna win two times in a row!" - Bigga

Trivia

• This is the first season of any HC that has had Toast outside of his own HC, ToastCore.