Crooked's HC/Four Spire Hardcore
Four Spire Hardcore is a HC hosted by Crooked consisting of herself, Johnny, Worse, Cody, DJ, Ccont, Rosebuddy and Tri. The portraits are drawn by PaintMySeoul.
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Cast Information and Death Order edit
| Cast Member | Character | Death Episode | Cause of Death | Last Words | |
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Tri | Yuga
(The Legend of Zelda) |
2 | Failed to jump during a parkour section and fell to his death. | "Okay... Oh." |
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Worse | :) | 2 | Slipped on a banana while calculating a parkour jump and plummeted to his death. | "Okay. It's here to here, right?" |
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Johnny | Lilith Clawthorne
(The Owl House) |
2 | Fell to their death during a parkour section. | "*gasp* Fuck my life!" |
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Rosebuddy | Celestia Ludenberg
(Danganronpa) |
3 | Was ambushed by a pigman while searching a chest. | "OH, SHIT!" |
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Ccont | Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell | 4 | Dropped dead hours after consuming cyanide-infused cookies. | "..." |
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DJ | Andrew Katz | 5 | Missed a parkour jump and fell to his death. | "What the fuck is wrong with me?" |
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Crooked | Yuri
(Fire Emblem) |
*6 | Hugged a pigman after completing the goal. | "There's some friends! I love you, I want to give you a hug!" |
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Cody | Cosmic Brownie | *6 | Was quickly defeated by the horde of pigmen and zombies after completing the goal. | "Thank you for watching! Thank you for watching!" |
| Codypoiuy | |||||
*Indicates they either died or survived after the goal was completed.
Season Summary edit
| # | Thumbnail | Title | Release Date | Length |
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| 1 | 
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Welcome to Purgatory | Jun 27, 2023 | 15:31 |
| how did this happen | ||||
| 2 | 
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Spire and Brimstone | Jun 30, 2023 | 15:18 |
| oh my god I only left my spire home alone for five minutes!!! what happened??? | ||||
| 3 | 
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The Subterranean Spiral | Jul 4, 2023 | 15:23 |
| visited my local windmill the other day that shit blew | ||||
| 4 | 
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Caving in to Madness | Jul 7, 2023 | 14:52 |
| ok who modded bomb rocks into my copy of minecraft guys come on this isn't funny | ||||
| 5 | 
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An Elemental Encounter | Jul 11, 2023 | 17:03 |
| if this gets tagged as the pixar movie i'm leaking remy's ip address | ||||
| 6 | 
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All or Nothing | Jul 14, 2023 | 22:18 |
| wow, we've almost made it. | ||||
Portraits edit
| Name | Alive | Dead |
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| Johnny |
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| Worse |
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| Cody |
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| DJ |
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| Ccont |
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| Rosebuddy |
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| Tri |
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Intro Quotes edit
"Seven arrows? You shouldn't have, game!" -Crooked
"This hardcore is sponsored by bees." -Johnny "*gasp* FUCK MY LIFE!" -Johnny
"So have you ever done meth? Oh, no, it is God!" -Worse "Okay. It's here to here, right?" -Worse
"Hey, I wanna show you something pretty funny - WEEEEEE!" -Cody
"Oh, what the fuck dude? I'm getting, like, stalked out here." -DJ
"We're making cannabis cookies. Where's a crafting table?" -Ccont "..." -Ccont
"This is how we solve world hunger, one bottle at a time." -Rosebuddy "Oh, there's two on me. OH, SHIT!" -Rosebuddy
"Oh, I hear tons of zombies out there already." -Tri "Okay... Oh." -Tri
*Bold text symbolizes the quote after that person has died.